I have $14.97 to purchase drinks until Friday next week. What

>>8714832
Bottled water?

>>8714832
bleach

what's wrong with the tap water? can you boil it?

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>>8714832
Cheap vodka. My go-to is pic related. You can get a whole handle of the stuff for what you have. They filter it with charcoal, so it tastes surprisingly okay for dirt-cheap vodka.

>>8714832
For the time being, cheapest plastic jugs of water you can find.
In future, I'd suggest a homemade distillery. Big ol' nonstick pot, pour your shitty water in. Long copper pipe all spiralled up and draining into a 2-liter bottle or something. Bad shit gets left behind in the pan, flat-tasting but safe water ends up in the 2-liter.

5 gallon jug of water is like $2.50

>>8714954
Oh wait, you're trying to stay hydrated, not drunk. My bad. PBR then. You can probably get an 18 pack.

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I'm not sure how much an individual 3 or 5 gallon jug costs but you can usually get 'em filled pretty cheap

Heck you can probably scrounge up some clean milk jugs or something

>>8714832
Everclear or something chemical.
If you have a good health insurence, you will be able to stay in a coma while receiving food trough a tube.

>>8714942
My tap water is contaminated. They're supposed to be "fixing" that but in my town that could take weeks.

>>8714832
>The tap water here isn't very safe for drinking.

dude, wtf?

>>8714832
>keep me watered
watered as in literally drinking water or is that some kind of slang for staying drunk?

>>8714832
PBR

>>8715026
Contaminated with what? As long as it isn't irradiated you should have no problem making it drinkable with a modern kitchen

1.75L of cheap vodka is your best bet

>>8715123
lead, it's been this way for almost 3 years but they said it's about to be fixed

>>8714832
Regal Brau is pretty cheep, fucking awful though...

>>8715123
I have no idea who >>8715397 is but it's not lead, it's gas/petrol. And I'm sure I probably could, but I'm a little bitch that's paranoid about these things and my own competence in properly preparing them.

>>8714832
The most practical thing to do would be to buy some jugs of water if the goal here is to not die of dehydration. See if you can find a place in town that fills bottles with distilled water. Back in the day it was like 50 cents for a refill, no idea what it costs now but I doubt it's very much.

>>8714832
You can usually buy gallon jugs of drinking water for $1 at any grocery store or walmart. That's what I'd recommend. You won't need 12 gallons of water between now and next Friday.