I'm high and all I really have in the house atm is pic related.

>>8714798
Wrap it around a bullet and shoot yourself in the face, degenerate loser faggot.

Cut the edges a little bit.
Throw it in a pan until it browns.

Tastes just like a hotdog.

>>8714806

I agree, there's no better cure for people who buy prepackaged deli meats than a bullet to the head.

>>8714817
This.

>>8714817
I don't think it tastes like a hot dog, but yeah thats the only thing to do with it other than throw it away

>>8714817
Did this. It was bretty gud considering it was bologna. I'd rate 3/10, surprisingly well for bologna.
>anyway
I'm making carbonara later. Tips?

>>8715146
I still don't know if this is something someone made as a joke, or if it really is a treasured family recipe from Flyover, USA.

Eat them all, straight out of the package, one by one

>>8714798

Toss it in a pan and brown it, then make a sandwich with mustard and lettuce.

you'd be better off eating rotten fish

>>8714798
Fried up put it on white bread and some yellow mustard.

>>8714817
Yeah, same for the spam.

Pan fry the hell out of it.

Hot dogs are better from a pan as well, just butterfly them. Condiments fit perfectly in meat bun.

>>8715191
I think it's someone that someone made because they found it in a recipe book or ad from the 50s.

Hey, we haven't had a 50s recipe thread in a while...

>>8714798
Next time buy olive loaf or the cheeze bit one you fucking uncultured stoner

>>8715191
Has to be a joke because of the time code on the image they posted.
They didn't get it from Google.

https://youtu.be/vVOID53WCaU

Follow this wizard for the greatest Bologna Sammich you'll ever eat.