You have a 100 dollar budget to literally eat yourself to death.

>>8711985
I'll spend it all on McChickens

>>8711985
caramel apple made using a manchineel apple

100$ worth of rammen

Jello and everclear

>>8712044
My heart hurts just looking at it.

>buy enough baked beans to fill a bathtub
>proceed to eat until stomach ruptures
>keep eating

>>8711985
Cheap fugu and lots of it.

>>8711985
Sushi

>>8711985
i buy a great dinner at a good restaurant and a rotten potato

>>8712044
I think it would be better to just go for the nuggers. Could buy 370+ nuggers for $100 where I am after tax. That plus the 90+ BBQ sauce packs would have to stop your heart. Salt/fat content and all that.

crab legs

so do i have to die or what

20 cookout trays desu

5x baconator meals - small size : apx 45$
1x quarter pounder cheese meal - small : apx 6$
5x 20 piece nugger, all honey mustard - small : apx 35$

3x carls jr california bullshit meal combo (4.99 ea)

totalling roughly 100

Milk & those 5lb bags of sugar free haribo gummy bears

>>8712401
You're gonna be shooting out of both ends so hard, you'll become a human Bey Blade.

>>8711985
half pint of blood and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide

>>8711985
I'm sorry, but this is one of the most ugliest burgers I've seen.. I've worked as a gourmet burger chef for 2 years and I would be ashamed to serve this to my customers.

>>8712554
You're a gourmet burger chef and you can't recognise a big mac on a plate?

>>8711985
one $100 steak, wine, and veg meal that I choke on.

>>8712226
Each and every last one is

>Entre: Quesadillas
>Side #1: Quesadilla
>Side #2: Quesadilla

For a grand total of 80 chicken quesadillas.

>>8712554
You haven't seen many burgers if that's one of the most ugliest (sic) burgers you've seen.

>>8711985
18 hot n ready little Caesars pizza, $5 each

>>8712554
>caring more about appearance than taste
You're not much of a chef, are you?

>>8711985
I'd be sad I only have a hundred bucks and cant actually goto a nice place

>>8712554
I'm not at all to start shit but do you have a picture of a burger you could post from your spot? I wanna see that burger becaus the one you don't like doesn't look bad to me, and I'm not even a big burger fan.
Also I'll post my kitchens faux Big Mac for you if you do.

>>8712606
Actual chefs know that taste keeps you in business but appearance is what matters to bring people into the door.

Its not the 1960s anymore, you can't be an asshole serving what looks like slop and stay in business past the life of the owner who opened the shop up in the 1960s

>>8712633
Agreed. Plus regardless of what people like to say about presentation it's been shown that a significant part of your enjoyment of food is in its appearance, which is pretty tightly tied to presentation.

>>8712554
>gourmet burger chef
you're a flipping burgerboy. Now flip those patties

>>8712044
I came

>>8712633
>cooking for money
pleb

I'd spend it all on Apple seeds.

>>8711985
65 $1.50 ten-piece nuggets from BK
and a Diet Coke.

>>8712460
If I'm going out I'm going out in a blaze of glory the world will never forget.

>>8711985
$100 worth of cashews

I'm deathly allergic to nuts.

>>8712921
Why wouldn't you have a really nice multi course meal and then kill yourself with a 50 cent gas station bag of nuts then? You have this challenge on easy mode! The rest of us have to eat ourselves to death.

That being said. For me, it would be 92 McChickens...
I would have said 46 McGangbangs but the McDouble hasn't been on the dollar menu here for years.

>>8711985
>buy 100$ worth of the cheapest apricots I can get
>separate the pip and discard the rest
>cyanide poisoning with ~50 pips

>>8711985
$100 worth of McDonalds double cheeseburgers oughtta do the trick

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>>8712055
Maddox pls

$100 worth of heroine

>>8711985
as much rat poison as i can buy, i mean the objective is to eat yourself to death right?

import a few kinder eggs and choke on the toys

>>8713034
>must be actual meals
I for one eat rat poison on the regular.

$50 of Four Loko, $25 on nugger, and $25 on sugar free gummy bears.

Salmon roe and bread
Put the bread in the toaster, then spread the roe top of it.

Bitter almonds

>>8711985
Crab legs and movie tickets

>>8711985
I would buy 10kg worth of chocolate. But if that doesn't count I would order some big pizzas with a lot of topping and hoping that it will be enough to end my suffering

Bitter almonds

Eating myself to death sounds like such an awful way to go.

I'd rather just get one good meal and some strong, tasteless poison to have with it.

>>8711985
Iceberg lettuce

>>8711985
Lots of sushi

This thread reminds me of some wizard who actually did this https://wizchan.org/dep/res/130548.html

>>8712176
Underrated

maybe i'm eat.... POOP!!!

Can I spend the money on alcohol?

$25 of Marijuana, $1 Brownie Mix, $1 carton of eggs and $1 gallon of milk, 4 $5 boxes of frozen pizza, $10 dollars on a Netflix account to watch seasons 4-6 of Always Sunny, and donate the rest to charity.

Happy Tracks flavor Bluebell ice cream

50 lbs of apples. Seed them. Swallow the seeds with a bottle of grain alcohol and some chaser. Die.

>>8712067
I don't know if 100 dollars worth of sushi could kill someone unless they have an allergic reaction. 100 bucks could barely keep me full for an afternoon.

>>8711985
tacobell would probably be the quickest way to die.

eat garbage, shit your guts out, die of dehydration.
"wa la"

>>8711991
I would love to die from mcchickens

>>8714553
DUDE

Drink $100 worth of tap water until your stomach explodes.

Wild mushrooms+wine

There are varieties of mushrooms that become toxis with alcohol. Real life ending toxic, not the nu meaning of boohoos hurts.

>>8711985
anything from the heartattack burger joint

>>8712564
where the fuck did you get chicken in fucking Quesadilla?
YOU ARE FUCKED
since you weren't specific on the Quesadilla
NO C H I C K E N Quesadillas 4u fgt

>>8713074

>50 of 4loko

that actaully COULD kill you.

$100 worth of blowfish sushi

a few cartons of cigarettes so soak in water then drink

>>8715697
SUICIDE

I'll just wash down a few pounds of raw kidney beans with some water and give the other 98 bucks back

>>8712567
$100 divided by $5 is 20 moron

>>8716147
Cookout only serves chicken and beef quesadillas. If you just say quesadilla they assume chicken.

>>8711985
Spend the entire lot on vindaloo and naan bread.
Shit myself to death the next day and spontaneously combust.

>>8711991
Came here for this.
/ck/ does not disappoint

>>8716555
Ever heard of tax you fucking autist? Jesus Christ didn't know public schoolers posted on /ck/

>>8712633
You are not a chef. Just a cook. You dont run shit or create menus.

>>8716562
>white meat is master race.

>>8711991
fpbp

I'd buy fucking shrooms

$50 in Big Macs
$10 in Fries and Cola
$20 in Mac N Cheese
$20 in Potato Salad

>>8716704
People in non-retarded countries are used to the tax being included in the price

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>>8711991
Ronnie?

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>>8711985
>$100 of spaghetti

$100 of wings, fries, carrots, celery, bleu cheese, ranch, macaroni, etc.

If I die eating wings would be the way to go. Very good food!

>$100 to kill yourself with food
>Maybe like 3 posts would actually kill you

>>8717084
That's like 80 wings if you want the other stuff too.
You can't even get full on that let alone die, it's like 5 lbs of meat total if you're extremely lucky and get the largest wings on earth.

I would go for $99 worth of bacon salt, bbq and regular sunflower seeds and proceed to sodium myself to death.
The last dollar is for the tube of orajel.

50$ of diet coke, 50$ of mentos.

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>>8717110
>80 wings won't even get you full

>>8711985
Assuming this is NZ currency and I'm shopping in New Zealand
4Xbottles of irish cream-about 50 bucks
enough tubs of vanilla icecream to build a literal mountain on my table.
Eat baileys volcano until death.

>>8711985
Buy a shit ton of potatoes. Especially ones with lots of green on them. They're slightly poisonous and if you eat a ton you might actually just be able to do it. Pro tip, don't cook them.

Two bottles of sauza tequila - $22
2 grams of weed - $25
Buy chocolate, cream and butter for a chocolate cake - $10
Spend the last $40 on barbecue takeout - brisket, ribs, creamed corn, mac and cheese, pulled pork, fried mushrooms.

Get dickered, eat barbecue and chocolate cake and drink myself to death. A king's last meal.

>>8712554
>Hamburger Engineer

>>8712044
yep
would also go for some huge stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
lots and lots of fries

>>8717084
ah yes macaroni
velveeta shells would probably work alone if you made just 2 boxes

Mcdonalds breakfast