I call it "The Beast" What do you think?

>>8703840
I think you're drunk.

>>8703840
You should be cooking that like a meatloaf, not like a burger you mad man

>>8703842
This

Looks like shit, cut your veggies into smaller squares and don't make a fake burger next time. Also, where is the seasoning?

>>8703840
Those are just cubes of butter in there, right?

You're gonna get diarrhea unless you burn the shit out of the outside because there's no way you'll cook that thing evenly like that. The beast will be shooting out of your ass at mach 3 and it won't be solid.

jack would be proud

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>carrots

>>8703840
After seeing shilling, jack posts, and just pure shit all over /ck/, I have no opinion. Go ahead, just fucking do it.

I refuse to give you any more of a reaction than this.

There are 3 kinds of posters on ck.

People who actually post decent looking food.

People who post microwave pizza tier food.

Then there are people like this, posting these fucking abominations. Is this your first take on cooking anything ever?

>>8703840
should call it the piece of shit instead

>>8704472
In 4 years I've never encountered that first group.

>>8704501
There was that recent gumbo thread

>>8704506
an entire thread dedicated to chewing gum? doesn't sound very good

>>8703840
AHH MIREPOIX AND MINCE

THE BEEF CONSOMME IN A PAN

>>8703840
make sure the pan is NICE AND HOT

>>8703840
I think you're a sick, sick person.