HOT DOG POWER RANKINGS

>>8703596
I hear nothing but bad things about Seattle, especially the climate.

>>8703601
Bad weather is a meme. The people are what makes it a shithole.

>>8703601
Portland is the superior northwest city.
It's Seattle but not shit.

>>8703605
>Smaller
>Dirtier
>More homeless
>Anarchists
>No industry
>Doesn't have the world's greatest hot dog

So much better.

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>>8703596
I will remind them

>>8703615
Maybe if you a rapper.
Now flyover is every thing that isn't San Francisco or New York.
Maybe Colorado too, as that is where you go to ski at your ski home and find yourself (spiritually) in nature.

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>>8703596
1. chicago
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9001. everyone else

>>8703625
>being this desperate flyover

kill yourself cletus

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>>8703629
>This is the Midwesterners claim to fame.

Then again what else do you expect in no-taste land?

>>8703637
it is physically impossible to fly over chicago. we have the tallest building in the country

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I'm kind of impressed that vegan hotdogs are now realistic enough to fool people casually browsing for photos.

1. Hebrew National
2. Nathans
3. Sabretts

9001. Oscar Meyer
900000001. Ball Park Franks

>>8704054
Agreed. Im /pol/ but i love those jew hot dogs

>>8703629
accept nothing less than vienna beef

>>8703642
>physically impossible to fly over
>tallest building

>>8703611
I've lived in both, currently in Seattle and you are fucking kidding yourself if you think Seattle is cleaner and has fewer homeless than Portland. Portland also has a way better food scene that doesn't 100% pander to yuppie fucks.

>>8704054
90000000000001. Bar S

>>8704076
I am from Seattle AREA. I love "Seattle" but only because I stay the hell away from the city itself.

>>8704076
What part of Seattle. I'm in Greenlake.

>>8704145
Grunge faggot die

>>8704147
Grunge?

>>8704147
It's the current year anon. No one knows what that is any more.

>>8704162
Its like Nickelodeon slime but faggier.

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>>8703642
>Midwesterners have to bring up architecture in a topic about food.

Keep going. It's funny to me.

>>8703596
Ranking hot dogs
Pitiful


Yeah you win keep your championship


Obhh wait Seattle
Srsly

Well i guess you must lay claim to something

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>>8704054
Vienna?

>>8703601
good, keep it that way

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The Danish, personally i prefer the red sausage but the colour sees to trigger fags.

>>8703601
and stay the fuck out

>God Tier
Detroit coney

>Good Tier
Chicago dog

>Edible Tier
Plain hot dog with mustard

>Shit tier
Everything else

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step aside

>>8705036
Nothing to do with the colour. It's just that boiled shit tier meat is garbage compared to the fried ones.

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This a hot dog New Haven style.
They use hot mustard in CT.

The actual answer is hot links with no condiments

You're literally putting the strongest tasting condiments possible to cover up the taste of eating a tube of pig asshole

>>8705119
> It's just that boiled shit tier meat is garbage compared to the fried shit tier meat.

That's a entirely valid opinion based on personal experiences I'm sure.

Special and luxury sausages go on the slow frier.
Boiled reds are the guilty pleasure, smokey with a strong snap.

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>>8705105
*blocks your path*

>>8705226
Oh yeah, that's the shit. If you're feeling really ritzy, melt a little extra cheddar in there.
Ah, memories of my broke-ass childhood.

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>>8705036
i hear good things

>>8705242
It's pretty much a flavour MAD.

Raw onions, spicy mustard, pickled cucumbers, smokey meat with a snappy casing, crisp savoury onions, sweet remoulade and slightly vanilla-flavoured bread.

>>8705242
pic saved. gonna check every style off this list in the next month or so

>>8705290
Keep in mind the "Old world" versions use Spicy brown/deli-style mustard not the sugary yellow kind.

Remolade is going to be hard to find though.

>>8705130
That's probably the first east-coast hot dog I've ever seen that doesn't look disgusting. That looks fantastic.

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>>8705329
Would pic related work? I've got this and the bright yellow kind in my fridge. Love this stuff on ham and cheese sandwiches.

>>8705346
Yeah, that's should do it just fine, it's mainly there to cut through grease and contrast sweet ingredients.

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>>8703596
Upstate NY fag here. Nothing beats a Hofmann

>>8705355
Shit, my balls literally retracted when i saw those white sausages, is it chicken?

>>8705365
>The white hot is a variation on the hot dog found primarily in the Central New York[1] and Western New York[2] areas. It is composed of a combination of uncured and unsmoked pork, beef, and veal; the lack of smoking or curing allows the meat to retain a naturally white color.[3] White hots usually contain mustard and other spices, and often include a dairy component such as nonfat dry milk.

>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hot

>>8705365
They're so good man

>>8705374
>>8705378

Hmm sounds interesting, that's the sort of shit the American import section should carry, not skittles and root-beer.

>>8705242
>Memphis

lmao we don't have a "memphis style" hotdog. wonder how much of the rest of that infograph is shit.

>>8705381
Implying EU is not filled with white sausage.

oh wait.

>>8705397
Please go back to your containment board, JonTron.

>>8705395
I don't know, man. Googling "Memphis hot dog" seems to support the infographic. Just because it's not pervasive in Memphis doesn't mean it didn't originate there and is called that.

I live in Idaho, but potatoes don't seem to be a big part of anyone's diet (except McDonald's eaters I guess). That doesn't mean Idaho spuds aren't a thing.

>>8703596
Seattle is a dump. You must be from there and never left it you trailer park shitstain. Fuck you and your acne, fuck you and your yellow teeth you smelly shit.

>>8705395
My friend from chicago puts ketchup on his hot dogs, clearly this anecdotal evidence refutes the infographic as well

>>8705395
A lot of these hotdogs are just regional foods put on top of a hot dog, not a type you would find in a food cart or diner, retard

>>8704054
>no ambassador skin on wieners
Get some fucking taste

>>8705422
idaho is a big state and you know that they grow potatoes there at least - even if it's not a diet staple in the region.

i don't know of a single restaurant here in memphis that serves a "memphis style hotdog"

>>8705455
yeah well most of them are of the type you would find in a food cart or diner so it's not retarded to infer that the infograph is thematic, retard.

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>>8705447
i didn't give an anecdote. i said we don't have a memphis style hotdog, which is true.

>>8704076
I live in Queen Anne. Seattle is incredible for high end food. There's a few cheap places that are great for food, but not as great as Portland.

That said, those fucking hot dogs are great coming out of Neumo's.

Also, the homeless in Seattle have gotten way worse. Fuck the city council for protecting them. They're slowly moving into SLU. It just gets more fross and worse.

At least in Portland, a hobo asked if I wanted his unlit joint.

>>8705548
>a hobo asked if I wanted his unlit joint.

Seems pretty cool

>>8705512
google it you prick jfc

do you not leave your room?

>>8703615
>Jew York City
>Mexico City version 2.0
Kek. You can keep it.

>>8705548
What do you expect them to do about the homeless, make hot dogs out of them?

>>8705660
Yes? Seems like a pretty soylent solution to me.

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>>8705604
>food.com recipe
>kraftrecipes.com
>a couple recipe blogs

yeah so no primary sources except one """article""" in the memphis flyer that pretty much validates my claim that a memphis style hotdog is not a thing.

deal with it, shitstain.

>>8705395
Its shit. Michigan hotdogs are Coney Dogs

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>>8705654

>>8705242

this is entirely 100 percent bullshit

>>8705586
Yeah, he was pretty awesome.

>>8703596
>being proud of doing up gross tubes of ground up cartilage and meat factory droppings

>>8706021
>being proud of essentially being a bag of flesh floating through an endless stream of nothingness

>>8704087
I live in Virginia, have been to Seattle twice.

The only place on earth with a 7 way intersection.

Its fucking chaos.

>>8705242
none of this is even remotely true

>>8705290
>saved info graph xD
kill yourself you newage faggot cuck

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>>8705242
New York is the best dog, but as a Cleveland boy I gotta rep the Polish Boy.

>>8703615

Horrible cities for horrible people.

Get fucked.

>>8703637

We can't all like the taste of your lover's cock as much as you do.

>>8705395

I know the Idaho one is bullshit. I've been to that state countless times and never once seen that.

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>>8703596
>1. Norway
>....
>....
>....
>9001. Everyone else

>>8703629
All you did was stack shit over your shit meat.

>>8708695
>what americans do when they forgot they didn't have hotdog buns
>Good

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Haven't lived until it's 3am and you're drunk and the danger dog is calling.

>beef

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thread making me pretty hungry desu

>>8708801
this.

>>8703629
This

>>8704054
No Kogels.

kys

>>8705088
>God Tier
Detroit coney

And a tall glass of pop my man.

Yeah, comparing to Seattle everyone else's power level is over 9000. While Seattle power level is 1.

>going out to buy a hot dog

Jesus Christ, how useless can you be?

>>8705242
I want to strangle the pretentious hipster that shit out this chart.

>>8703605
I thought I new what bad traffic was like in seattle, but then i went to portland.

>>8703605
Jesus fuck no. The people in Portland are worse than SF and Seattle combined.

>>8703596
I prefer 'go 'ogs.

>>8709094
Anon, that's from a cookbook from the 1950s, calm your mammaries.

>>8709139
Nice try anon but everyone knows color didn't exist in the 1950s.
Haven't you ever watched a 1950s movie?
All the people and things are black and white.

>>8704054
>Putting Jewish wieners in your mouth

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>>8705140
>That's a entirely valid opinion based on personal experiences I'm sure.

CPH fag here so yea.
I like the red ones too, but mostly as a nostalgia thing.

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>>8703596
Best hot dog coming through.

>>8703596
who the fuck is eating enough hot dogs to rank them

are you the reason why weinerschnitzel is still in business

>>8705242
the fuck is going on in colombia

>>8703629
those are not sport peppers

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>>8705355
They're good, but top dog they are not.

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but anons, where is the skyline?

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[teleports behind you with a sword made of hot dogs]

"Sorry kid, nothin' personal."

>>8713415
Ugh those things taste like they're right out of the package. Fucking terrible

>been trying being a vegetarian for about a month
>already tired of it and I miss hamburgers and good hotdogs

f-fuck

>>8703601
"at least we're not detroit"

>>8705734
>le /pol/ boogyman xd
>>>/reddit/

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>this entire thread
>doesn't know about red hotdogs

And you people think you know food.

>>8705734

>be guy that posts "back to /pol/" image everytime he sees a slightly un-PC post

Nice kneejerk reaction, idiot

>>8703629
no neon relish/10

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>>8715305

Just normal hotdogs with carcinogenic petroleum-based FD&C Red 7

"Wow I must eat dem"

>>8703596
IS THAT FUCKING CREAM CHEESE

STOP ADDING CREAM CHEESE TO EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING AMERIFATS

>>8715354

fuck you :)

>>8705242
Never seen the Amsterdam one and I live there.

>>8703629
>relish isn't neon
>used pepperocini instead of sport peppers
3/10 try again

>>8703601
Honestly the climate, geography, etc is one of the few things I like about what I've heard of Seattle.

Oh cool, we're talking about my favorite city on my favorite board.

If you're in Seattle I strongly recommend the bageldogs from Fat Ducks bakery on the ave.

Sonoran and Coney are great.