Have a bunch of these. What do

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>>8703306
Ajillo?

>>8703306
Throw them at Jews.

Eat them raw with the shell on during a live stream. I'll watch and donate money, too.

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>>8703306
Shrimp and grits.

remember to take the guts out. that "vein" isn't blood, its SKRIMP DOO DOO

>>8703306
Pan fry them with the peel on. Serve with garlic butter.

Take the guts out, fry the tails, make a soup from the heads.

>>8703488
second'd

>>8703306
Give them the proper burial they deserve.

Shove em up your ass

>>8703306
go fishing

>>8703306
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...

>>8703448
Dey eat the DOO DOO

>>8704265
You is my very good best friend.
Would inject morphine into /10

>>8703306
Get a fucking stick of butter.
A FUCKING STICK.
We are not bitching out here.
Now, get some seasoning.
GARLIC, MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU OWN IT?!
And slap some thyme in that.
Melt the bitter in a sauce pan and flavor the SHIT out of it with the garlic and green shit.
Nigger you have better have cleaned that shit or you will be enjoying shit.
Throw those motherfuckers in the butter broth you made and get it cooking.
What the fuck is water or chicken broth, we made liquid using the butter, don't be a pussy.
In fact, I am throwing in some pepper flakes for that, you fucking hippy.
Now dump those contents into a Styrofoam cup, grab a chunk of bread and FUCK OFF

>>8704471
Tried too hard/10

>>8704471
Are you the guy who makes those cringe cooking comics

>>8704471
you. have. to. go. back. (to reddit)

>>8704471
Are a 16 year old trying to "make a funneh"?

>>8704471

if you are under 35 years of age and made this post i suggest you kill yourself, but you kinda sound like a fucking soccermom trying to fit in so i guess that's somewhat endearing

>>8703306
Season it, bread it and then deep fry it.

Enjoy your tempura.

>>8704471
This is painful.

>>8704019
i think this is a nice one. catch and release because you only want to eat vegan fish and also i think that shrim have gluten in them which is bad for the fish but as long as you do not eat

it is ok

>>8703306
I'm making a shrimp risotto tonight, so that's what I suggest.

>>8705376
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>>8705955
I win the internet!

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>>8703306
G U M B O
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>>8706271
>Still have the tails.
It's like you want to choke someone.

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>>8704471
You have to go back

>>8703306
right
skilled onto the fire
let it get nice and hot
butter good amount
bubbling away
throw shrimp in
cook until pink
serve.. on a plate.
shrimp beautifully cooked.
done

Chuck that prawn on the barbie mate.

Thoroughly chew the uncooked heads and spit them into your wife's mouth. Film for profit.

>>8703306
Collecting bugs is gross.

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salt and pepper shrimp, chink style. make a stock from the shells. fuck any pasta dish, pasta is shit-tier food.