Food gore thread? Food gore thread

>>8701774
WHAT IS THAT

>>8701794
what are you talking about it's fine dining experience at your local mexican restaurant

>>8701843
What is the name of these things? They get posted here a lot but I cannot find out what it's called.

>>8701783
I would fuck with that.

>>8701860
Dorilocos or alternatively Tostilocos

>>8701774
that was a whole lot of steps to make just a giant pile of shit

>>8701860
Taco salad in a bag is what they call it up here.

>>8701871
I'd fuck you, slut :3

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>>8702096

>>8702096
I was just eating, you shit stain.

>>8702096
That man doesn't need a bath, he needs a mouthful of shotgun.

>>8701774
>You know what this needs? Like six limes.

>>8702100
>>8702112
>>8702119
What did I miss?

>>8701843
For FUCKS SAKE ITS NOT FUCKING MEXICAN
ITS CHICANO
CHICANO FUCKING GARBAGE
THEY TAKE THE FEW NIBBLES OF CULTURE THEY MANAGE TO GET THROUGH THEIR DUMBSHIT MINDS AND FUCK IT UP TO HELL
JUST BECAUSE MEXICANS USE CORN DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN PUT CORN ON ANYTHING AND ADD THE ADJECTIVE
>con elite
YOU FUCKING CUNTS
In Mexico, we have this thing called tostilocos
It's a chip bag, open it it, put in Jamaica, champy, peanuts, and tamarind candies
It's what they're basing these disgusting concoctions off of
Because it's chips with things on it to the average welfare Chicano they think it gives them the right to put anything on anything like the dumbfuckass they are
Can't even enjoy my country because of the corrupted government, the culture because you fucks fuck it up, the food because somebody fucks it up, the landscape because literal cancer or tourist traps, nothing
I can't be proud of being Mexican becUse it's always ruined by someone

>>8702221
Grocery stores here used to have a Mexican food isle. But, that was deemed racist and non-inclusive, so it was renamed Hispanic food.

Usually I just shop in the Caucasian food section myself.

>>8702170
Some morbidly obese guy getting shit wiped off of him by other people

>>8702235
>Racist an noninclusive
By faggot Cubans and el Salvadorians no doubt mad their shitty bread, fried banana and pineapple vomit wasn't there
Also, the only offended Mexicans are again, Chicano "intellectuals"
Like speedy Gonzales
They wanted to remove him because of the racism, but actual Mexicans fucking loved the character and made songs about him
Famous songs back in like the 70's I think

>>8701783
the biggest crime here is rice with ketchup

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>>8701774
Dégoûtant

>>8702221
If it makes you feel any better, the restaurants which some of your people have set up in California are pretty good. They're more street food than anything else, but they please my tastebuds.

>>8702221
Chicano is as Mexican as trailer trash is American. They're a part of your culture even if they're shit. Just accept it rather than sperging.

>>8702221


See >>8702617


Yeah, quit being a whiny faggot. I bet you sit there and judge every other culture (in some way, shape, or form) and fail to see that it's just the trashy part of that culture.

You can dish it but sperg when people misrepresent your culture?

Be proud of who you are, your culture, because it's never going to change and if you can't accept that, your internalized hatred is just gonna drown you out.

>>8702685
There's so fucking much

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>>8702720
ja/ck/ is radical af

>>8702725
What's the liquid in that? Beer or urine?

>>8702739
Yes

>>8702685
post the corn dog one

>>8702744
Holy crowded pan batman!

>>8702744

why is he cooking so much salmon

>>8702768
hes a big guy

>>8702768

jack's a fat fuck extraordinaire

>>8702170
obscenely fat man with disgusting skin problems having his crotch cleaned with a wet towel.

>>8702729
>>8702685

>dropping things in hot oil burns my skin
>maybe should i be more careful and gentle next time?
>no, clearly the oil is at fault, it needs to be cooler

>>8702792
for you

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>>8702221
>It's a chip bag, open it it, put in Jamaica,

I hope you were trying to spell jicama. Jamaica is hibiscus.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8702221
get used to it. American "italians" have done the same to our food.

>>8702999
holy fucking shit

someone please post those jack/mexican webms that always get post atleast once a dead

>>8703094
>someone please post those jack webms
"No"

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>>8702221
>tostitos
are you proud of this garbage or something?

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>>8703094

>>8703100
retard

>>8703141
>using the same tongs for everything
Jesus fucking christ

>>8702685
STONE COLD

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>>8703152

>>8701774
>>8701889
>>8703141
>>8703152
>>8703168
Ive got to say, if this is street food for mexicans, how have they not keeled over and died from heart attacks?

>>8702999
Aware me on this and why is it bad. I'm new.

>>8701774
>>8701778
>>8701889
>>8703106
>>8703110
>>8703141
>>8703152
>>8703168
>>8703174
would eat

>>8703176
I'd like to point out that obesity rates in mexico are high as fuck

>>8703188
>mexico obesity rate high

Not even close to the US at 12th in the world. Mexico isn't even in the top 20, you fatfuck burger.

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What do you think of British cousine

>>8702804
this. he could literally
>drop it in slower
>use tongs
>use cooking chopsticks
I just hate that /ck/ posts so much of this guy when he obviously does this shit on purpose to get views because of his "le dank internet maymay webums"

>>8703110
they probably wouldn't be living in poverty if they took all the money they spent on sauces and spent it on actual food.

>>8703252
why is literally every other country so obsessed with the US? That post didn't even mention it.

Mexico are 28% obese and most of the actual most obese countries in the world are tiny islands with no room to exercise and shit imports inhabited by people with island genes that cause them to hoard a fuckton of weight.

>>8703182
>meat next to vegitables

>>8703162
I don't think the people who eat this shit would care.

>>8703174
I'm so mexican I put corn on top of my corn!

>>8702729
Jesus Christ, he has to be doing that intentionally. Fucking bastard HAS to know that when he flings it up in the fucking air it is going to splash down harder than if he just gently put it in. Seriously, Jack should have his goddamn fingers cut off because no body that incompetent deserves to have the capacity to manipulate their environment.

>>8703152
>>8703141
How do you even eat this stuff?

>>8702999
>t. beta cuck immune system

i usually have porridge oats and cold milk for breakfast. most people think ive told think its weird

>>8703262
It's shit. Nice meme keyboard too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNkwYcdpPnQ

>>8703317
RAW meat next to raw vegetables

Food gore threads literally give me chest pain, but I keep coming.

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>>8703252
>a single google search
http://gazettereview.com/2016/06/top-10-fattest-countries-in-world/

>#10, US
>#9, mexico

WELL


WELL
WELL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>8703379
I think you posted the wrong image but my spank bank thanks you

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>>8703696
i fucking lost when he threw it in the air

>>8701774
Wow who is she? Thanks /ck/ for helping me find my new waifu :)

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>>8702958

my god it looks like he is cooking them in water

>>8702729

why not just use fucking tongs

>>8702617

trailer trash isn't even close to as fucked up as chicano garbage. at least trailer trash eat real food.

>>8703834
It's a tuna sub with vegetables! It's super healthy! Subway is super healthy!!

>>8702221
The OP webm is in Mexico though

>>8702729
I miss the jack threads.

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I need the story about the pasta sauce that was super oily and had a fuckload of garlic and onions in it, that's the worse food gore I've ever seen.

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>>8701843
5 michelin stars bitches

Mow that is some fine dining

>>8703915

green food colouring at a restuarant.

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>>8702221
Capitalized bullshit

Ive always known mexicans to load shit with salt lime and chile ..... these things are within the realm of entire full mexican especially since i saw these things get popular while living in mexico for ten years im the later 90s early 2000s

>>8703915
mmm. bird shit on rubber bands. my favorite.

>>8703174
Not gonna lie, this totally had me until the three scoops of extra corn. Don't get me wrong, I like sweet corn, but corn on top of corn and corn chips is a little silly.

>>8703946
Would not agree until i try it several times


15 years ago i might have thought the same shit entirely

>>8703889
It was some woman who made a video on how to make her sauce, unfortunately the reupload was taken down due to copyright . it was canned tomato sauce with added garlic and onion powder, and she added like a cup of oil that had onion and garlic cooking in it.

>>8702729
I am unironically triggered by this.

>>8703696
this is so fucked up. this poor man thinks he's incredible

>>8702958
>>8702744
>>8702685
This guy is a fucking asshole

>>8701774
>>8701778
>>8701889
>>8703106
>>8703110
>>8703141
>>8703152
>>8703168
>>8703174
I'm Mexican and iv never witness these abominations in my entire fucking life, where is this shit happening? High school or swamp meets? Seriously what the fuck are they doing? Just fucking execute these chemical-scavengers.

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>>8704024

>swamp meets

>>8704031
oh shit have i been saying it wrong this entire time? I really am a white washed faggot

>>8704035

They are swap meets. Because they are for people who want to swap items with each other.

>>8702739
it could just be water. that's what it turns to when you pour it over cereal.

>>8703913
I want Kylie to sit on my face

>>8703174
The corn by it's self with the toppings is pretty good but all that other shit kms

>>8704024
>High school or swamp meets?
Both. And places close to both.

behold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYiGUr3WJk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

simply sara for the win yall

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>>8702958
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>>8703152
>>8703915

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>>8704151
It just keeps going and going and going

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>>8703915
Sam-i-Am's Italian Restaurant

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>>8703696
There's so much wrong in that video that it'd be quicker to list what's not wrong.

>>8703110
What's the white stuff?

>>8703011
I have to say, it's not nearly as revolting as what I'm seeing in this thread.

Bastardization? Yes.
Disgusting? No.
Sometimes pretty good when you just want unhealthy cozy food? yeah

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>>8703696
>These three fucking pickles in the end

>>8702221
Jesus relax, pablo

>>8704024
Eat a dick jew mexican

Donkey dick is kosher everywhere in tj

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>>8703011
Gabagool? Ova here!

>>8704151
Sara is quite a cutie. She can lick my meatballs anytime.

what the fuck is wrong with mexicans? Its like they're all a step below jack if thats even possible

>>8703696

this is actually making me nauseous

That kid aint afraid of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peMCg8KAVL0

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>>8701774
>food gore.webm 2.91 MB

What is that?

Other then Raman and Doritos, I can't tell what all the other stuff is.

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>>8703817
>breyers remorse

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>>8704592

This guy likes his ramen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0-SoLQ_6Xg

>>8704608
>a cheeky bedtime sausage/Milkybar combo

>>8701794
>>8704024

It's a prison dish known as 'Spread'

each person buys one item and adds it to the dish. Whatever cheap shit is being sold so doritos, instant noodles, whatever other junkfood is combined and passed around so everyone gets a little taste of everything

>>8703106
I'm not even Mexican and this 'dish' already looks massively disgusting.
I'm laughing like a hyena thinking how something like this became edible. Reminds me of those Dump Cakes.

>>8702685

Volume of oil aside, is there really a big difference in putting a steak directly into hot oil, or putting it into room temp oil and bringing it up?

>>8703182
Cross-contamination if the meats drip and spill to the veggies. Supermarket owners should know this.

>>8703458
I bet this fag doesn't even inject himself with salmonella

>>8703252
yeah but if you take out the black population from US statistics..... the rest of us are pretty average compared to the rest of the world in obesity.
There are certain southern places though, where the white whales are....

>>8704702
You may end up not cooking the meat to your liking. The point of very hot oil is to brown the meat on the surface, developing a crust. Putting the meat into a cold pan may end up cooking the meat beyond your desired doneness before you've developed an acceptable crust. In my experience, browning the meat first in a very hot pan then finishing it off by cooking it in the oven (which is a comparatively gentler heat) until desired doneness produces the best results.

>>8703696
>that watery precum pizza sauce

>>8703938
Autist took that liver shot like a champ though.

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>>8703174
>>8703110
>mfw I realise these go one after the other

>>8704409
rip in peace
this guy died

>>8704830
fat fucks like that don't deserve to be alive. just look at the fat on those underarms

>>8702744
What he did to that gorgeous piece of fish was a fucking crime.

>>8703168
This one makes me especially angry because the guy looks like he fancies himself a real chef. He has some kind of arrogant look that says "I am doing this just right. Most people don't have the skills, but I do" and it just makes me want to brick his fucking face.

>>8704830
Video was only posted a year ago. It's like he's being fat from the grave.

>>8704497
The white liquid is queso blanca and the second white cheese appears to be ricotta

>>8703492
It's very normal to eat oats that way here in Denmark.
It's only recently I've learned some people think it's strange.

>>8703262
would eat

>>8704466
What's going on with that apple?

>>8704914
it's sliced

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>>8704592

>>8704620
Two blocks of raw men, a bunch of boiling water, and a little bit of patience.

>>8702958
Reminds me of the time I was last in line at a gangbang

>>8703696
This whole presentation was really funny but honestly the end product doesn't look gross to me, though I have no idea what the shit out of the tube was

>>8704024
check your privilege

>>8704918
Holy shit based Joanna, I never even knew this half of the article existed.

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>>8704918
so basically the guy on the left was cherry picked to be ridiculous so that a dietitian could tear it apart and present it as a life lesson, and euphoric neckbeards cropped out the only relevant part so they could be the smart scientist on a bolivian quinoa harvesting board?

I feel used

>>8704918
lol Pete btfo

>>8704603
Why. Why is he such a fuck up.

>>8705157
It was cropped because it was funnier you fucking goat

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The tostilocos and obvious bait ones never bother me that much

>>8704749
im having a panic attack

>>8705474
>rotisserie chicken

A fucking recipe video and you just skip over the most complex part of the entire dish. Fuck me I'm triggered.

>>8705494
The obvious implication is you buy one of those pre-cooked chickens in a plastic container from the supermarket

>>8705474
This is the most american thing I have seen in my life

>>8705510
My roommate's girlfriend told us she is a "great chef" and offered to cook dinner one night. She made some kind of well-done steak covered in cream cheese and puff pastry and a brownie covered in peanut butter icing. She got both of the recipes from Tasty

>>8705494

Why would that trigger you? It's obviously meant to be a rotisserie chicken you buy pre-made at the store, just like the canned beans, pre-made enchilda sauce, etc.

If you wanted to make it yourself you can always google "how to cook rotisserie chicken".

What's the problem exactly?

>>8705474
geico no

>>8701774
This is why we need the border wall.

>>8702221
>Chicano

Nice try, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-e-K2Izww8

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My bf wanted to order this last night. We might be breaking up.

>>8705819
i'd demolish that

>>8705819
id eat it but not feel great about myself after

>>8705819
Lose the ranch and I'd be interested.

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>>8704764
Not the guy that you replied to, but your cooking method sounds interesting. I'll probably try it the next time I cook meat.

>>8704749
what's this from?

>>8705959
got it nevermind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4lwLUO_SEs

>>8703696
He is literally burning garbage to heat that oven.
burning fucking GARBAGE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT THAT HOLY FUCK

>>8705882
Do the reverse. Put it in the oven on a super low temperature and then finish it off by searing in a fucking hot cast iron w/butter right at the end

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>>8703174
>Start if webm
Oh elote, I love that shit heck yeah, whats to cringe about?
>Chips go down
Oh no
>More corn
>mfw

>>8704918
Iwanna fuck Dr joanna

>>8706446
sous vide sans vide

>>8706477
Yeah or sous vide but not everyone has the equipment for it

>>8705819

i'm with a british guy and he likes sweetcorn and anchovies, together, on a pizza. with pineapple. and stuffed crust.

the UK is a godless hellscape as far as pizza is concerned.

>>8706496
anchovies are really rare in UK pizza places, I can't think of anywhere in my area where you could get them on pizza actually.

Your boyfriend is just a weirdo, don't pin it on his nationality

>>8706846
Yeah, it's a pain in the ass for sure. Tons of places either don't do them or are out of stock most of the time.

I enjoy nothing more than anchovies on a BBQ sauce and meat based pizza.

>>8706304
How else are stars gonna be made, bro?

>>8703262
Hey I've got the same keyboard

>>8706490
Well yeah, "sans" means "without," since it's the same basic principle.

>>8705474
jesus that would be salty as fuck

straight pace picante and canned sauce, nothing to thin it out

but seriously, you've already cut up some veggies. why not cup up a few more (tomatoes, at least), add some stock, and actually make... a soup?

it's like they did 75% of it and then said "now add soup to make it a soup"

>>8703817
you could get a spoon quickly and start eating from the top of the mound of ice cream that hadnt touched the floor yet

no im not fat, just thrifty

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>>8705474
>geico
>seasoned with garlic powder, salt, and pepper

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>>8702221
(you)

>>8702249
You know damned well it was college age white kids who complained.

>>8705819
Would eat while drunk/10

>>8704749
It's like watching chimps learning to use tools

>>8707966
That looks delicious actually. Spaghettios, and hotdogs inside? Awesome.

>>8704608
>??am - so many spiders

>>8704918

carob is actually less healthy than chocolate, since they typically add more sugar and fat to it when making it palatable.

>>8703696
Was he throwing trash in the oven?

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mmm, milk steak

>>8704930
since constipation is not an option id wash it down with a pint of pickle brine and a gallon of milk

id burry that ramen in cayenne for extra sensory experience and faith in higher power

>>8703696
WA LA
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L
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>>8702685
>>8702958

Anyone got a source to this shit? lol
This guy for real?

>>8704035
Nah, just a fucking mexican.

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>>8704749

>>8708148
check cookingwithjack on jewtube

>>8701783
is that canned tuna mixed in the rice

>>8708148
how fucking new are you? get the fuck beck to where ever you came from

>>8703174
This please Khorne

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>>8705474

>cooking with sleeves over hands

God I hate women.

>>8705474
why are americans so disgusting?

>>8705474
What is that even supposed to be?

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I don't even think the mexican street food looks that bad. Sure it's unhealthy but it looks like it would be a comfy drinking food. Pretty much any gas station food in the US is far worse.

>>8701774
I have literally made better shit in jail with a sink and way shittier ingredients holy fuck I am pissed

>>8704680
that looks like a food truck not a prison to me

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>>8704608
>just screaming

>>8705819
That sucks about the guy. Maybe I could be your boyfriend for the night?

>>8703696
>brazilian """cuisine""""
wtf

>>8705819
I'll take your boyfriend ;)

>>8701774
Spoiler that shit anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRRcGdsX8pg

>>8705474
>enchilada sauce
kek

>>8704151
Mayo with pasta and a little vegetable topping.

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https://www.google.pl/search?q=jedzenie+szpitalne&tbm=isch

Polish hospital food.

An epic tale of its own.

>>8708916
Fuck that's scary.

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In Russia we have term called "punitive gastronomy".

>>8706846

no they aren't. you can get them on like all mainstream delivery pizzas

>>8705474
>geico
fucking ads in my webms now
god damn jews

>>8703152
Curious, how much does one of these abominations cost?

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>>8709179

>>8708916
And i thought that shit was horrible here.

>>8708523
People get used to it and want it outside, I know people who make it at home.

>>8702221

We just add more toppings holmes.

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sweet ramen thread

>>8702221

LOL trying to make people think there is some kind of difference.

YOU ALL SUCK each and everyone of you.

>>8703152

LOL this pisses me off so much.

I hate mexicans.

>>8703252
Of course some latrineo is going to run at the mouth without any knowledge about the subject.

Mexico is in fact fatter than the USA, look it up and update your bullshit faggot.

>>8704565

Mexican intellectuals dude.

>>8705474
>a literal fucking vase of canned sauce
I can't tell if it's satire

>>8709941
RIP youtube video
I would suck a dick for a mirror

>>8704024

BUILD

THAT

FUCKING

WALL

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>>8703834
One time I went to Walmart just after Halloween to score some cheap candy and I saw people in fat carts raiding the aisle. One of them ended up being in front of me at the register and in addition to their candy they grabbed a rotisserie chicken and a fucking diet Coke.

>>8703725
That's a really nice photo

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>>8701774
>fumbling this badly at cutting open a bag of doritos with scissors
every fucking time

>>8702221
you have to go back

>>8709941
>she deleted her channel
Oh fuck I always wondered what happened to her

>>8702729
Why is jack so dumb? Look, every time he places a piece into the pan he tosses it sideways. Why would he intentionally do that? WHY?

>>8703168
Girl at 1:19 is such a qt

>>8709935
I don't think it is. Too well done.

That said i would be interested to know source.

>>8704706
That's corned beef next to cabbage. The chicken next to it is a little odd, but still 0 threat, because...

It's corned beef and cabbage.

Anyone buying the cabbage from that rack is going to boil it to hell and back making corned beef and cabbage. No biological cross contaminants stand a chance.

There is cabbage in the produce section that is not next to raw meat if you are making slaw or something.

Trust me, anyone buying the cabbage sitting next to the corned beef, in the meat section, is making corned beef and cabbage with it.

>>8703696
>one vague spoon of orange "tomato" sauce
>suddenly cheese
>suddenly mayo

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>>8703915

>>8710242
the story behind this image is hilairous

>>8704697
Wtf is a dump cake??

>>8704497
The white stuff after the yellow cheese is crema

>>8710504

It's a super simple (aka lazy) cake recipe. Get a box of cake mix. Add some shit to it, dump it into a pan and bake it.

>>8709716

Salmonella? I thought raw chicken gave you chickenella

>>8710268
As someone who runs a meat department for Food Lion, they actually meet food safety standards.

It has a plastic divider on both sides and it's a coffin case, so there's nothing to drip down n top of it.

Granted, that doesn't account for the dumbfuck that's gonna pick up the chicken and lay it back down directly on top of the cabbage.

>>8710519
Doesn't sound so bad

>>8703182
>I'm new

New to what?!!?!? being part of the human race jesus

>>8704702

nope, no difference. When i make soup at work, I just put everything into a pot and bring it up to a boil.

>>8704697
>>8707966
>>8710504
>>8710519

>Dump Cakes

Here is a classic, sempais

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA

>>8707230
if you really are thrifty than eating shit like that is actually a net loss

>>8708916
can i get some protein?

>>8709716
she is trolling

>>8702221
People make shit like that in prison because it beats whatever they serve for chow. Some develop a taste for it so now some Mexican restaurants make them.

http://firstwefeast.com/eat/2016/10/prodigy-prison-cookbook-4-best-recipes/ps-dont-try-this-at-home-prison-surprise

>>8704608
my fuckind sides

>>8702796
POP OFF, JAMES

>>8701778
As a smoker, what's wrong with this?

>>8710458
Do share

>>8711301
A surprisingly good combo, actually. The sweetness of the chocklate in the M&Ms is a good counter to the tartness of the Skittles. Combining opposing flavors like this is common in alot of more sophiscickated cuisine, such as Indian food.

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>>8711325

>>8711328
The only crime here is biting off more than you can chew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>8702249
Mexicans and their food are shit anyways. Cubans and Salvadorans>>>>

>>8705410
does it on purpose for views. if he cooked normal looking food properly without fucking up he'd be just some fat guy on youtube.

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>>8702958

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>>8704151

>>8711328

I actually enjoy eating it this way, I also eat my oranges like apples instead of eating it slice by slice. For whatever reason, doing it improperly makes it more satisfying.

>>8702249
fuck are you even on about, taco? I've seen both of those in the hispanic food isles.

>>8701774
for when you wish you were back in prison

jesus fuck

>>8705474
>cut out jalepeno seeds
>add in other spices

????

>>8711325
learn2spell faggit

>>8703696
>using a paint scraper to cut the "pizza"

>>8701889
This actually taste good.

>>8708916
Can confirm. I ended up in hospital over there and they literally gave me 4 slices of bread and some ketchup for breakfast one morning.

>>8708916

What's the thing on the right?

>>8711308
fuck I can't find the article.I'm pretty sure there was something about the guy who found it and he video called his wife using the chicken head as a puppet to talk to her

>>8703913
Is Kylie big anywhere outside of Aus and the UK (And I'd presume NZ)?

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>>8709179
i have no idea why i found this so funny

>>8711382
I eat my oranges like apple, I just bite right in mm mm mmm

>>8711512
looks like pate. it actually doesn't look like that bad of a snack.

>>8710211
dang you weren't kidding. ten good boy points to whoever gets her name

>>8703659
>2016
>it's 2017
things that make you go HMMMMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTNnuCYmms

im suprised this hasnt been posted yet

>>8708480
Mexican food, obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUzmJBvyLw4

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>>8712877

>>8708480
chicken chili? brain damage?

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>>8709716
>homemade salad

>>8707905
bane?