LCHF

It's named after you, you really should know how to make it by now.

>>8701589
Thin crispy crust, almond/coconut flour if you want, minimal sauce / garlic oil sauce instead of tomato, plenty of cheese and meat.

>Don't eat whole wheat, potatoes or berries
>Eat red meat, cheese and iceberg lettuce instead

Really makes you think.

Also coffee causes throat cancer.

>>8702727
Found the vegan

An orange and a slice of pie do not hold the same weight when you talk about how your body processes these. Demonizing "carbs" is dumb and LCHF/ketofags are retarded.

>>8702727
>coffee causes throat cancer
[citation needed]
You might be thinking of cigarettes

>>8702701
>not recommending pesto

No one fucking cares you wannabe vegan faggot

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>>8702727
>Also coffee causes throat cancer.

1 1/2 cups shredded mozzarella THE FUCKING GOOD SHIT

¾ cup almond flour
2 tbs cream cheese
1 egg
Garlic salt
Parchment paper and cookie sheet

>put mozzarella & cream cheese in a medium size microwaveable bowl

>Microwave for 1 min, stir and then another 30 sec, stir (very hot!)

>Stir in egg & almond flour

>Wet hands and spread “dough” thin on parchment paper. It should spread evenly with dough-like consistency (if “stringy” then your cheese has hardened too much—just put it back in the microwave for maybe another 20 seconds)

>Dock (poke rows of holes) with a fork to avoid bubbling

>Sprinkle with garlic salt

>Put in 425 degree oven

>After about 8 minutes, check it and poke holes where any large bubbles may be.

>continue cooking for a total 12-14 min, or until slightly brown on top.

Also make your own tomato sauce remove the skins

>>8704570
>>8704309
people drink their coffee too hot, it burns a bit of their throat
then the throat needs to regenerate which is hard work, and has a 0.00001% of making error and getting cancer

>>8705263
Yeah but that's like saying a cut can cause cancer
I mean, techincally it can, but at this point since we've discovered cancer is probably going to get all of us anyway, I really don't fucking care anymore