Why is Chinese food so fucking nasty? Sweet as fuck and super

Stop eating at ghetto 99-cent takeout shitholes retard.

>>8699950
I eat at Panda Express though

>>8699945
are you kidding me? my chinese parents complained just yesterday about some place's sweet and sour spare ribs, not enough salt or sweetness, it was fine IMO. Good tofu and mushrooms though, nice and chunky.

I love chinese food and the OP image one looks so good

>>8699957
Your Chinese parents sound like typical degenerate amerilards. How much do you fuckers weigh?

>>8699956


>Stop eating at shitty takeout shitholes, fat retard

>>8699945
nice homemade chinese food bro

>>8699964
I thought Panda Express was pretty authentic though? They always advertise the,selves as being so and the food seems pretty Chinese so...?

>>8699963
I'm Canadian

170lb, was 200, aiming for 150 so no bully.

thanks /fit/

>>8699945
>Chinese
>posts pic of American fast food garbage
Never change /ck/.

It didnt used to be that way where every Chinese restaurant tastes the exact same. Try the lemon chicken, at least its not covered in molasses.

>>8699945
you're not helping your point by using such an appetizing looking picture

>>8699971
panda express is to chinese food as olive garden is to italian

>>8699999
WA LA

>>8699999
quints confirm

>>8699999
I don't understand this analogy

>>8699979
How tall?

>>8700008
they're both disgusting

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>>8699999
very nice

>>8699999
quints dont lie

>>8700012
I defy you to find better table bread than olive garden.

>>8700042
u got me there

>>8700042
Go to Cheesecake Factory

>>8700042
red lobster

>>8700011
5'8

>>8699999
Panda is a good fast food source for a lot of protein brah. Just skip on the rice for veggies.

>>8700090
There are numerous fast food places that provide better resources for protein

>>8700108
Like what?
Maybe I'm overestimating, but I don't think their that bad. You can stay under 500 calories and stillg et a good heap of protein.

>>8700127
McNuggets are very solid for protein and all your macros.

>10 pieces
>410 calories
>26g carbs
>23g fat
>26g protein

>>8700157
booster juice has the same protein and is tastier and super convenient, not really cheap though

>>8699999
Finally a decent post

>>8700188
>booster juice
Is that what they call jizz these days?

>>8700042
>All Italians eat is table bread.

Your post comes across as either confusing or simply misguided and I implore you to think again before posting.

>>8700068
This

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>>8699945
It's called harmonizing the five flavors, you barbarian.

>>8699979
>Canadian
>using pounds instead of kilograms

nice try Liberia

>>8699945
It's because you're a stupid American with no taste bud to the point where the only Chinese restaurants that do well nation wide is those that offer shit tier chinese food.

>>8700421
hoisin sauce is like 50% sugar

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>>8699983
Get the mothafuckin moo shoe pork. Ya got ya pancrepes, ya hoisin sauce, and ya shredded pig and vegtables. Ain't no mothafuckin sugar in that, mothafucka.

>>8699999
picrelated

I am russian living in PRC and I can say that chinese food is shit. Thank God we have some supermarkets with russian food here.

>>8700188
How is it more convienant than fast food? Are you too lazy to chew your food?

>>8700192
Its a leafistan thing

>>8700280
Holy shit that pic
>magical thinking is a good way to approach literally everything

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>>8699971
>trolling this shittily

Ya dun goofed

Chinese food is great for when you want to eat a shit ton of food for a small amount of cash. I went to some tiny Chinese restaurant in Spain once when I was blitzed beyond repair. Forgot about those portion sizes and I ordered about 5 or 6 different dishes. The food barely fit on the table but I felt like a king.

>>8701040
Kek saved

>>8699999
based
nice triplets too

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>>8701040

>>8701053

only way to do it properly, kudos

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>>8699979
>I'm Canadian

That's not how it works, Chang.

>>8699956
do you ever see chinese people eating panda express??

think i might head down to chinatown tomorrow, what kind of wacky shit should i order

>>8701160
Live carp in bean curd. I had it in NY chinatown and it was quite good. It isn't served live, but they pull it from a tank just before cooking.

>>8701160
get some chicken feet

alternatively, their bakeries look different enough to be interesting, but not so different as to be disgusting

>>8701194
seen it and it looked delicious, but i will be getting carryout so seafood is probably a bad idea
>>8701196
never tried chicken feet, not sure how to even eat them? definitely swinging by a bakery though, like me some rousong bao

>>8701215
>not sure how to even eat them?

Same way as eating wings. Hold them and nibble off the meat.

>>8701215
no idea how you eat them, just think they look pretty bad and the idea of someone having an unpleasant meal over something they know they like just because they asked for advice from a laotian frottage network tickled me

>>8699999
Quints is truth

>>8701145
that's only because old chinese are super cheap and don't eat out while second generation chinese are super pretentious when it comes to food in a desperate attempt to cling to a culture they've never really experienced.

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>>8699999
Quints are love, quints are life; I'd let someone with quints fuck my wife.

>>8699999
Include me in the cap

>>8699945
american chinese food is more american than it is chinese

>>8701922
It's literally the WMAF hapa of cuisine

>>8701922
Yep. I've had American and Singaporean chinese food. Just worlds different. American chinese food have a tendency to drown everything in sugar and corn flour. Not a fan of it.

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>>8701958
There are good and bad Amchinese joints just like there are good and bad American diners, American burger joints, etc

Also, you can get stuff blasted in corn flour in Singapore if that rocks your boat

fuck I miss egg foo young or however its spelled

like I give a shit if it's culturally chinese or not. the chinese eat dogs.

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>been working at Panda Express as a kitchen lead for the past 3 months
>good food

Ask me anything

>>8702077
>Ask me anything

Where did you work before that?

>>8701427

>second generation chinese are super pretentious when it comes to food in a desperate attempt to cling to a culture they've never really experienced

I like how that's your go-to answer to explain why Chinese people don't eat at fucking Panda Express

>>8702094
passportless flyovers who have never had anything better than fast-food tier ''''chinese''''' '''''food''''' need a reason to think good food is "bullshit"

it's the same guy who says fine dining is a liberal hoax and there is no such thing as differences between vinho verde and LBV port, and then in the next post he'll write an extremely nuanced opinion on the exact differences between pepsi max and diet pepsi and which one he likes better and why people who like the other one (or don't care about the difference) are plebs

>>8702084
Small scale agriculture work in New England where I grew up. Moved to a flyover temporarily and couldn't find a job in my field so I found a job in fast food. Returning to my old job in a few weeks once I move back. Very easy job with decent pay out of the gates for fast food btw

>>8702077
>AMA

Why did you think a box of peppers was the a good picture to tie to your post?

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>>8701061

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>>8699999
AAAAHHHHHHHH

QUINTS GET IT RIGHT AGAIN

>>8702118
It's a spicy photo, anon!

>>8700425
>Hoisin sauce
>no sugar

>>8699950
This, also you won't get real chinese food unless you go at least somewhere near Asia. Anything you get in the US or western countries won't be close.

>>8700000

>>8699945
Well, Chinese food is more than deep fried chicken and sweet and salty sauces but that's mainly what 'beetus 'murricans want so that's what's sold in the states.

>>8702103
>it's the same guy who says fine dining is a liberal hoax and there is no such thing as differences between vinho verde and LBV port, and then in the next post he'll write an extremely nuanced opinion on the exact differences between pepsi max and diet pepsi and which one he likes better and why people who like the other one (or don't care about the difference) are plebs
you just blew my mind. i never thought about it that way. ive consumed tons of gutter trash food enough to articulate their subtle complexities, yet havent eaten enough yuppie crap to do the same. granted, i still think fine dining is massively overpriced especially compared to cooking for yourself