ITT: Post what you ate today so we can judge you

Ground turkey, white rice and spinach curry.

almond slivers and enjoi chocolate chips

bout to eat a big bowl of alton brown popcorn

got a corn beef brisket in a covered pot of water, wrapped in a smelly t-shirt for insulation and sitting on my toaster, which i turn on periodically until it starts to melt, for 8 more hours, o yea gonna feast 2nite

>>8698423
you disgust me

>>8698423
You used to be fat.Now you're on a diet and you're trying to get fit. Or your a college aged Indian guy majoring in computer science.

>>8698448
You're a big burly man with a great beard, but you secretly long to be a little girl.

>>8698506
no, my unintuitive friend, I long to be a big burly man with a great beard, but I'm stuck in the body of a little girl(y straight twink) (makin gains tho)

>>8698417
roman style gnocchi with tomatoes and chicken thighs

>>8698550
you're going gray early and you suck at darts

Breakfast: Chef John's french toast recipe with bacon for my gf and i
Lunch: made A piece of garlic bread
Supper: Irish soda bread, corned beef is in the crock with all the fixings rn and potatoes. finish with Jameson.

i fell for the st. paddy meme i know but i love it and gf's parents are visiting and they wanted to try it

>>8698448
you generally have the patience to cook only one good thing a day so you eat pretty badly for breakfast and lunch.

you want to have good taste but find yourself eating meme-tier food mostly

this is mostly me projecting

>>8698423
probably a mid late twenties white guy who's health-conscious with "exotic" tastes

other than your tastes in food you're probably alright

>>8698417
I had a pizza

Pepperoni and Mushrooms

>>8698555
my hair isn't gray but probably balding

>>8698576
it's friday so you might be eating out for the end of the week, can't call you lazy or fat outright. can't say for sure about anything, everyone loves pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms

>>8698566
man it's not fun when you say you have a gf and you're having parents over, let us assume that stuff

>>8698550
Your idea of a fun Friday night is going wine tasting.

>>8698417
Slightly overweight guy. You like the outdoors, fairly thrifty, and work irregular hours?

Breakfast- coffee and sparkling water
Lunch - half a tin of altoids
Dinner - probably going to try making a beef and Guinness pie for the next few meals and drink a half a fifth of Irish whiskey.

>>8698590
i was worried i would be called a fat fuck if people thought i was eating french toast alone and then judge me again for doing st. paddy day stuff. i wanted to be judged on the food

>>8698616
>>8698590
but i will keep that in mind for the future.

>>8698608
Nope. I'm a female of average weight. I'm not really thrifty and the outdoors are okay.

You're a redhead with a slight drinking problem. You're also into alternative rock.

>>8698417
Breakfast: boel of oats, nuts, seeds and blueberries with organic milk.

Lunch: Homecured corned beef hash with potatoes, carrots, celery, onions and a splash of Worcestershire. A slice of homemade sourdough bread and butter. Orange for dessert.

Dinner: Not eaten yet, but it will be leftover pinto bean soup cooked with homemade kielbasa sausage for flavoring and ditalini pasta. Dessert an apple.

Beverage for lunch and dinner: organic milk.

>>8698576
Pretty laid back guy with a fairly stressful job.

>>8698627
Got the drinking problem, but I have brown hair, and prefer rap or folk music. Love TMBG though.

>>8698566
You're a pretty positive guy who likes to celebrate holidays. Your favorite is Christmas.

>>8698642
From the east coast and enjoys mountain biking.

Leftover chicken taco from Robertos

Bowl of off-brand Crunch Berries with 2% milk

Toasted bread, butter, homemade jam

Goat cheese and leek quiche

Rice and a curry made from leftover veggies and eggs

>>8698417
late breakfast: great cheeses+gooserillete on shitty toast
lunch: 2 pieces of cake
dinner: beef(entrecote) broccoli in oystersauce etc + cooked stock out of chicken carcass,legs,wings - picked the legmeat and mixed with celery,celeryleaf,ginger in a sauce of sichuanpepper,chilioil,soy,chinkiang vinegar

>>8698685
Half Puerto Rican neo-Nazi, likes to watch insect fights on youtube.

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>>8698417
breakfast: 2tbsp pb2 (45cal) quinoa bread (100cal) 1 cup unsweetened almond milk (30 cal)
lunch: 1 1/2 cup of chicken soup (just broth, ~100 cal) 2 pieces lean turkey ham (40 cal) spinach, green onion, baby carrots (20 cal)
snack: 1 tbsp pb2 (22.5 cal)
dinner: idk

>>8698417
Breakfast: a cigarette
Lunch: haf a turkey sandwich and three ounces of cottage cheese.
Dinner will be the other half and another three ounces of cottage cheese

>>8698417
>>8698448
You're both poor
>>8698550
gay
>>8698566
you don't have a girlfriend or it's your first girlfriend
>>8698576
good taste
>>8698608
You think you're tough
>>8698627
>female of average weight
landwhale detected
>>8698642
really gay

>>8698786
You're a skeleton.

>>8698826
or a girl.

>>8698807
Frenchman

>>8698833
American. Polish family

>>8698830
That eats like 500 calories a day?

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>>8698417
Breakfast was a yoghurt and hemp proteens shake, and some panfried jap mushies
Lunch was some curried goat and plantains
Just ate a hamburger with bacon and blue cheese, in a brioche bun

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wok-fried chicken with garlic, paprika and brown sugar - served in a pitta bread with garlic mayonnaise and cholula chipotle sauces

>>8698672
You're right on the mountain biking, but wrong on the East Coast. All in all, a much better guess than the faggot who said "gay."

>>8698867
You've got good taste but you're not a fag about it. Cool guy to hang with

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>>8698417
So far I have eaten:

>Chocolate protein shake with almond milk

>Big cup of coffee

>Smoked turkey, mixed greens, and sriracha mayo in a spinach and herb wrap

>Huge cappuccino with almond milk foam

>Banana

>Square of 99% dark chocolate

>Another banana

>Two fried eggs and a giant pile of roasted vegetables (asparagus, brussels sprouts, carrots, parsnips, mushrooms, broccoli, zucchini, and eggplant)

And my final meal/snack while watching tv before bedtime will be:

>Half a mashed avocado mixed with salt & pepper, eaten with salted almond crackers

>>8698891
fuck, forgot after the second banana I had

>Small mixed green salad with cilantro avacado yogurt dressing

Breakfast:
-Rolled oats with chia seeds, coconut, walnuts and cinnamon.
-Greek yogurt
-Banana
-Gold blend tea
-Probs ate more nuts

Lunch:
-Tortilla with ham, avocado, and hummus (not sure why)
-pear
-orange
-2 cereal bars
-lots of walnuts and sunflower seeds

Not sure what dinner will be l, but probably turkey or chicken cutlets with rice/couscous and vegetables

Breakfast: Tea, orange juice and milk.

4 slices of bread. Toppings: Banana, Roastbeef, Cheese (Gouda) and Nutella

One egg.

Dinner: Some slices of a frozen pizza with meatballs.

Skipped the afternoon meal.

>>8698902
You are pretty busy and have some care as to what you eat but not pretentious

Brekky: peach cottage cheese w/ black chemex coffee

Lunch: halal chicken over rice w/salad

Dinner: eggs and veggie sausage

>>8698917
Washington native?

>>8698928
DC area. Not state

Breakfast: two pieces of Marmite toast, soy and linseed

Lunch: spiral pasta vinegrette tuna mixed together, sandwiches Marmite/peanut butter

Snacks: salt and vinegar chips, popcorn

Dinner: gonna make a tomato bisque

last 3 days : nothing

today
breakfast: nothing
lunch: nothing
dinner: half a family size bag of doritos and an entire frozen pizza (1800 cals)

>>8698902
You should make that as a whole sandwich sometime and report back.

>>8698940
I have a feeling you are fat and you/others are confused how you manage to be.

Or just so busy you only eat some evenings.

>>8698506
>You used to be fat.Now you're on a diet and you're trying to get fit. Or your a college aged Indian guy majoring in computer science.

Dieting for about three months now, down 18lbs.

>>8698575

30 and white.
Exotic for me would be things like tartar and balut. My palette is fairly diverse and taught.

>>8698825
Who hurt you?

>>8698901
sounds healthy

>>8698891
You're bulking right now. You also have a mild sweet tooth and coffee addiction so you sometimes cheat on your diet by drinking a bunch of sugary cofee type drinks.

>>8698898
You also have great taste in dressing. I would marry that cilantro avacoda shit and make babies with it.

Breakfast: 2 cans of beer.
Lunch: tuna melt, chips, a pickle
Dinner: corned beef, cabbage, etc.

>>8699007
I'm actually losing weight (dieting/exercising), but I was losing too fast and started to get dizzy spells and almost blacked out and fell over after getting out of bed too fast one morning, so I'm adding as much protein and nutrient rich foods as I can.
I guess you could say I have a "mild" sweet tooth because I like kinda like sweet things but they make me sick so I don't crave them at all. I wouldn't say I have a coffee addiction because I function perfectly fine without it, but I do love it. It's the only "beverage" I drink besides water.
I hate sugary coffee drinks, I put only a tiny bit in to cut down on the bitterness.. but then I also put some sea-salt in to cut down on the sweetness... I like it to be creamy and savory.

>>8699011
I actually just bought it today, and I agree its fucking awesome. I used to love their ranch dressing too, but I've just been using balsamic vinegar lately.

>>8698417
Breakfast: PB&J and a glass of milk
Lunch: 2 large pickles
Dinner: BBQ chicken, potato salad, mac & cheese and rolls

>>8698786

>Orange kneesocks over tights

>>8698649
Everyone gets a fucking comment but me, what is this shit

>>8699104
Do you really want pity comments?

>>8699104
You're pathetic.

Happy now?

>>8699039
You have a decent job that pays the bills, but your life is kind of boring and you hate it.

>>8698417
I had a T-Bone steak, chips and pepper gravy at around 2am this morning. It's all I've had to eat today.

I drank a red Powerade because it's my go-to hangover drink. Now I'm just drinking water. I feel like scrambled eggs on toast but couldn't be bothered washing the dishes after.

>>8698961
You're a weeb. You saw them put an undercooked egg on some rice in one of your Chinese cartoons and now you put an egg on everything.

>>8699112
>he's not fasting
you're not going to make it

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>>8698417
>>8698417
breakfast= Coffee/ tension tamer tea
Lunch= homemade chix rice soup w/ turkey n chedder grilled cheese
Dinner= salad w/ chix breast baked sweet potato n brown rice

Rate me

>>8698934
You're Australian.

Breakfast: is for losers

Lunch: kidney/ black bean burger

Snack: banana with peanut butter

Tea: potato wedges with storebought veggie burger thanks to my friend

Then I had 5 cans of strongbow

And after some nice dude on the train home shared his chips with me :3c

>>8698873
That sounds pretty tasty. Is it an original recipe? Also you're a little artsy and you like to draw.

>>8698735
You used to be a vegan but it was too much work and now you're just a vegetarian, maybe a pescatarian.

>>8698766
You keep it together on the outside but you're secretly having a quarter life crisis.

>>8698917
Who the fuck calls it brekky?

>>8699181
I ain't even that dude but fuck off people in the UK I guess

>>8699137
5/10. Not very original and I had to think way too hard to figure out what "chix" is.

>>8699181
>>8699187
it's more of an Aussie thing

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>>8699039
your irish and you hate your red pubes and you dont have the strength to kill yourself..

>>8699197
Oh is it? I had no idea aussies did that too, huh

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>>8698917
terrorist..?

>>8699181
Jerk

>>8699191
5 out of 10..??? oh well ..bready guud for a redneck fella.

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Breakfast: peanut butter toast and a sweet mandarin

Lunch: tv dinner chicken tikka masala

Dinner: homemade cheesy hashbrowns and a fried egg

500g pasta

>>8699158
You don't eat breakfast, therefore you would piss me off if I had to spend time around you.

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>>8699245
fat italian with a small penis..but huge testes..? amirite..?

>>8699267
no, the pasta is all my meal for the day for the next 12 days. I am actually just poor

Breakfast: 2 Chicken Biscuits- microwaved from frozen; grapefruit juice- squeezed yesterday.

Lunch: Flounder Meuniere; Asparagus; Dr Pepper 10

Snack: a tangelo

Dinner: scratch made Tikka Masala with Jasmine rice; 2% Milk

Dessert: Half of a Cinnamon-Raisin bagel

Update

Dinner:
-1/4 of a cali pizza kitchen sicilian pizza
-1/4 of a cali pizza kitchen artichoke and spinach pizza
-2 large plates of romaine lettuce with Kalamata olives, avocado, tomatoes, and cucumber.
I didn't have much control over my dinner for reasons.

>>8699003
That's the intent, I guess. I have been losing weight unintentionally due to illness and increased activity so the avocado and nuts are to bump up my caloric intake.

>>8699224
British neet or college student but your super lazy about it and might not finish. Live with one parent. likes video games

>>8699281
>1760 kcal
Pasta seems like a good choice if you're broke.

Good luck anon

Breakfast: Six eggs with spinach

Lunch: Leftover meatballs, rice and veggies

Dinner: Fish/steak/chicken with veggies and rice

Snack: pork rinds, cheese and fruit

>>8699281
sorry.. if you were my neighbor, i would feed you. unless you were black.. then no soup for you

>>8699310
You have an active job. Probably 10+ hrs/day
You're strong, but not swole.
You do very little outside of work and 4chan because work tires you too much

>>8699310
i'd literally knock you out in one punch

>>8698417
I haven't eaten since last night. It's fucking Saint Patrick's Day. Google "green beer." That's what I've eaten today.

>>8699322
Sure, fatass. Get your mom to roll you out of the garage, first.

>>8698807
You subscribe to Men's Fitness for the pictures.

>>8699323
I could knock you out with one punch

where u live bitcH!!

2070 kcal of taco bell.

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>>8699331
do i look fat to you?

i'd put you in the ground mate

>>8699291
You got 2/4 right

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>>8699341

A bean and cheese taco for breakfast
Taco Cabana for lunch
Taco Bell for dinner

>>8699342
>>8699455
You're both white and fat and probably stoners too

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chicken mushroom broccoli onion garlic wine cream spaghetti

Well, you can see my whole supper adventure here:

>>8697415

>>8699345
You look like you need Jesus.

>>8699455
Do you shit blood? Do you shit at all?

bean and rice burrito for 3dollars off an asiant burrito trucks, they threw in some cheese for free

granola out a bag

I just ordered a cheesesteak for $6 on the hipster side of town. extra peppers and onions pls

>>8698642
You refer to a car hole as a "garage"

>>8699142
Nae, the other one

>>8698940
A hungry skeleton
You probably like to doot on trumpets occasionally

breakfast: 2 oatmeal raisin cookies and a glass of orange juice

lunch: 2 more cookies and some pu-erh tea

dinner: ice water w/ lemon, 2 chicken tenders, 2 cuts of fried white fish, french fries, coleslaw, and a shot of jameson

>>8699039
You're Irish, possibly work in hospitality?
Today was a day off for once but it was spent mostly in recovery OR today was a day off for once and was semi celebratory

>>8699056
American, you went to a barbecue today
Someone's kids birthday?

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Had dis

>>8698417
>reheated leftovers of garlic couscous, truffle-salted grilled kale and pan-seared chicken thighs
it was alright
I also took a few bites of my roommate's Chinese which he told me I could have some of
I didn't eat breakfast or lunch only dinner because I'm trying to conserve money
I did eat some potato chips as well

3/4 cup of cheerios.
1 cup of milk.
One fistful of broccoli.
Three or four sour cream and cheddar chips.
One wyler's Italian ice popsicle.

I get social security and food stamps.
We are not handed the lives you think we are. I have 30 cents to last until April and almost nothing left.

Be happy if you have anything to eat and/or 65-70% of your income doesn't go your landlord because it should totally cost $13 a day to rent a house.

>>8699281
Steal some garlic and oil and make pasta aglio e olio

>>8699455
Someone with diarrhoea

>>8700155
>65-70% of your income doesn't go your landlord
You're a fucking moron for moving into a place you can't afford like that, whether or not the landlord charges too much you shouldn't be renting there, you double nigger

If you get social security and food stamps then you will qualify for section 8 housing. Stop your whining and fucking fix your shit.

a bag of flaming hot cheetos and a sandwich

I feel like im going to gain weight

>>8698417
5AM breakfast:
Leaf spinach baked in garlic oil, potatoes with skin, eggplant and steak medium rare.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Have yet to have lunch but it will be a simple fruit salad with grilled chicken.

>>8699497
Looks good af anon

>>8698417
>Breakfast
Bacon and egg on a brioche bun, 3 cups of coffee, 1L water

>Lunch
711 Hot dog, slurpee, cool ranch chips

>Dinner
Pappardelle with bolognese sauce

>Dessert
Raspberry muffin, almond croissant, chocolate cake with ganache.

>>8700194
Weight?

>>8700203
230 lbs, 6'2.

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I have everything from the past year recorded down.

>>8700282
What the fuck man?

Wait..
You may ascend if you have turd pictures corresponding to each meal. All of them.

Woke up at around 10:30am
Breakfast
>scrambled eggs with garlic and seasonings, then added sautéed onions and mushrooms into it
>1 1/2 sausages with sour cream

Lunch
>Nothing

Dinner
>nothing

There's a reason I'm on /ck/ at 12am

>>8699341
Mallard Way. Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, Canada. Y1A 0J6. You coming, or what, faggot?

2 pieces of white trash bread toasted with unsaltelted butter and vegemite

A bite of watermelon then I threw the rest out because it had been in the fridge for about 3 weeks and had no taste

Korean chilli chicken that I bought at a take away place near the local Asian grocery store

1 chunk of cheddar cheese when I got home because I was hungry

I've now opened and am drinking a bottle of 8% abv Apple cider and it's 3.15pm

Still deciding in dinner but it will probably contain lots of vegetables

>>8699171
Well nope
I end up being quasi vegetarian but only for economic reasons, getting my proteins from ham cottage cheese and lentils mostly

>>8698417
Rice with Teriyaki Veggies and grilled chicken Breasts.

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With mint and milky splash

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>>8700603
Cont

Drank this

It has the tart yet self regulated balance of a sour ale with the refreshing simplicity of some splashy splashy tasting crispness, orange essential oils smelling like a mother fucker and the head is a crisp white foam. Like the fucking white flesh in an orange. 8/9.8 would love to drink this in 70 years and am planning on getting a six pack or two to hit it up with a friend.


Word out peace impeach trump

>>8698417
oats with dried berries (cranberry, blueberry, goji) and a few cashew nuts
come at me

>>8699137
you work in the food industry
some greasy spoon out Midwest I'd wager

>>8700325
Surely you're Australian

breakfast was cinnamon frosted flakes, lunch was home made chicken noodle soup and dinner was beef and broccoli

>>8700645
Yes, did the Vegemite give it away?

>Banana
>Fennel, purple cabbage, sui choy, jicama and alfalfa sprout salad with fern leaf dill infused olive oil in place of dressing
>Glass of chocolate milk
>Corned beef with scalloped potatoes and asparagus almondine
>Pot of fukamushi sencha

2 buns and 2 cookies

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oh boy here I go eating again

Two day old pepperoni veggie pizza with jalapenos

>>8701064
"italian" american proud of his "roots"
where's the olive oil you pleb?

>>8700727
You live alone and are pretty isolated. Maybe NEET

>>8701091
only the second is true.

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Fried Rice with egg, broke the egg to so why live?

>>8701150
> broken yolk
> dry papery white
> not mixing the egg into the rice
yuo have brought great shame upon your famiry

>>8701162
Mixed the egg after the pic but yeah i kinda rushed the egg

Well, I just woke up today, so I'll post yesterday's, and what I plan today

Breakfast:
>Egg, toast, and pineapple-orange juice

Lunch:
>Grilled tuna patty sandwich with provolone and tomato

Dinner:
>Baked chicken reuben

Planned for today:

Breakfast:
>Probably just cereal, I work soon.

Lunch:
>Leftover chicken reuben between bread for a sandwich

Dinner:
>Rice & stir fry veggies with fish

>>8701150
I crack an egg into the cooking fried rice near the end. Does anyone else do that, or am I the weird one?

>>8701193
i usually do this too, way easier to eat than a sunny side up egg on rice

136g cheddar
350ml milk
2 eggs
11g butter
93g avocado

300ml milk
70g macadamia nuts

124g mozzarella
14g extra virgin olive oil
89g avocado

~2750 calories

>>8701230
i accidentally the 300ml milk in the last meal.

>>8701217
It's a standard weeaboo practise.

Since I haven't ate today:

Breakfast: cold pizza
Dinner: corned beef, cabbage, corn on the cob, and roasted potatoes.

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Breakfast/lunch: roast chicken with maple syrup marinaded carrots and courgette

pic related
>right: when niggas cook chicken
>left: when white people cook chicken

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Lunch.

>>8701150
I can feel the rubberiness from here

>>8701088
im asian you cunt

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Nobody gave me any attention in the last thread so I'm posting this again.

Poached eggs hollandaise (so eggs topped with eggs)

I'm proud of how the poached eggs came out, the shapes are perfect although the yolk could have been ever so slightly softer

>>8700112
New Zealand?

>>8701429
that's supposed to be a hollandaise? guessing you're an amerifat

>>8701482
Chill, it's just a random image I found on Google.

>>8701482
You mean because it's runny? It was thicker before but it always melts after I put it on things. Not sure what I'm doing wrong.

Its only 930am but today ive had leftover ribs, broccoli with cheese sauce. Plus a stick of banana laffy taffy. Considering wendys for lunch. Might make breakfast for dinner (sausages, eggs, toast, hashbrowns)

>>8701429
You live in the suburbs of a major city, you're in your mid to late 20s and have a big body (whether muscular or fat)

Breakfast: egg and potato burrito, cup of smoothie
Lunch: ramen noodles with fresh mushrooms and spring onions added
Dinner: not eaten yet but might make either a puttanesca pasta or vegetable curry, or could go out and get a pizza from nearby supermarket

>>8701573
>You live in the suburbs of a major city, you're in your mid to late 20s and have a big body (whether muscular or fat)
Nope. Early 20s, large town/small city, skinnyfat manlet (5'8" 150 lbs)

Small pack of beef jerky and fruit punch gatorade.
Haven't had lunch yet.

>>8701585
either really skinny or really fat. can't decide

>>8698417
turkey and cream cheese sandwich.
>cinnamon raisin bread
>cream cheese
>honey mustard
>sliced turkey

Breakfast
>Cup of black coffee
>Dip (Skoal Wintergreen pouch)
>Cinnabon x2

>>8701621
You're a parent who lives in the middle of the country. You voted Trump

>>8701762
>muh politics
>muh flyovers

I'm not the person you responded to, but fuck off.

Breakfast - nothing

Lunch - mcdonalds 3 piece chicken select and small fries/coke

Dinner- green beens, homemade chicken shish kebab with a lime and chilli marinade & saute potatoes

Time to prove I'm a chef...

Breakfast: Fuck all
Lunch: Fuck all
Dinner: Mashed pots, sausage, carrots, brocolli, cabbage, yorkshire pudding and onion gravy

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>>8698417

>>8698448
>big bowl of alton brown popcorn

much nigger

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>>8702384

today i have eaten:

breakfast: half of a white ham and mushroom pizza, and half of a spicy chicken pizza.

that's probably all i'm gonna eat today. most of my calories came from a root beer, a raspberry smoothie and, soon, a cider

>>8702405
>white ham

Wth is that?

>>8702405

the pizza is white, not the ham, sorry for the ambiguity

>>8702465
Uncured ham, m'friend.

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>>8702384
We're Equestria Girls and we're here to shout that the magic of friendship is what it's all about

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cold leftover vgunfigit pizza (homowholewheat bread/homotomato sauce/homonondairy cheese/pineapples/roma tomatoes/negro olives/artichokes/spinach/portabello mushrooms)

ai la moa, cum at mii, fags

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Alfredo Penne with spinach and Ranch bacon chicken

Scrambled eggs for breakfast

Apple and tea as a snack


spaghetti aglio e olio for lunch/dinner, but I didn't do a great job and didn't have any Parmesan

Might eat some more food later

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Breakfast: Cup of Shredded Mini Wheat and 1% milk.

Lunch: Banana, 1oz of peanuts, and an Arnold Palmer

Dinner: Red curry pork chops, and yellow curry mashed cauliflower top with an over easy egg.

Breakfast: Bowl of Quaker Oatmeal Squares.

Lunch: Cheez-Its and beer.

Dinner: Haven't had yet, but will probably be more beer, more Cheez-Its, and possibly pancakes if I'm up to cooking.

I had a long-ass week and I planned on doing absolutely nothing today. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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Pizza from leftovers. Meh.

>>8703179
are you the chump who keeps trying to force this mcchicken meme? get over it, it's not gonna become a meme

>>8699323
I did google "green beer" and I got a recipe from Betty Crocker.

>>8703125
You are a sensible person who knows how to enjoy life in moderation.

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>>8703234
> Triple crust
> Cooked lettuce
> Pineapple

>>8703234
What an awful counter top design. Imagine all the germs in those cracks.

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I didn't cook the pork belly long enough so it was a little tough, but otherwise pretty good

I don't have a picture for obvious reasons (I already ate it) but for dinner I had:
2 medium pizzas (just pepperoni)
a box of buffalo wings (I forget how many specifically)
A steak with mashed potatoes for a side
two animal burgers from in and out
Fries
Three bowls of homemade spaghetti
And a bit of cheesecake with cookies and cream ice cream.
It sounds like a lot but it really isn't if you're really hungry.

>>8703125
Sounds good anon

Breakfast: nothing
Lunch: some tacos with steak cut into tiny bits (3) and some star sopa
Dinner: nothing

>>8701469
Yee

Breakfast 2 Eggs and corned beef.

Lunch sauerkraut and kielbasa sausage

no dinner, and just water

>>8701230
Very specific amounts, and a higher than normal amount of oils, proteins and fats. You bulking or something?

>>8702971
>spaghetti aglio e olio
Oh man, have you tried this with myzithra cheese? It's a fairly cheap cheese that's pretty available (at least where I'm at), and this dish is one of my biggest comfort foods. Been trying to avoid it though, as it's a shit-ton of calories.

>>8704691
how very east-european of you

>>8705108
Not that guy but I use ricotta salata which is close enough

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Going shopping tomorrow so I cleared out all the old food.
Ended up with a bastardised fried breakfast type thing.

>>8705123
Is that brown gravy on that sausage?
>not superior country style gravy
Other than that, looks great.

>>8705150
HP sauce matey.

>>8705159
3brit5me

>>8698417
Breakfast: Coffee

Lunch: None

Dinner: Your mother's vagina.

Breakfast: corn chips and capscicum dip

Lunch: Tom Kha Gai with basmati rice

Dinner: same as lunch, made too much of it

>>8698417
I whipped up some quick alfredo.
Cream, butter and grated parmigiano reggiano for the sauce. Bacon and pickled jalapenos added while saucing the fettucine. Lots of black pepper and sauced with pasta water.

i haven't eaten yet today
late last night i ate a cheddarwurst and cheeseburger hotdog from cumbys
they were disgusting

>>8698417
Delicious EGGTOAST

Breakfast:
>2 poached eggs, 2 slices of buttered toast, 2 rashers of bacon

Lunch:
>ham, tomato and mustard sandwich
>small serving of lentil soup

Snack:
>Dank carrot & walnut cake my mother made, coffee

Dinner:
>Pork ragu w/ rigatoni, topped with parmesan

Couple beers along the way too.

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Breakfast: nothing. Drank some water.
Lunch: nothing. Drank some water.
Dinner: one can of beans in tomato sauce, heated on the stove in the can and some ground black pepper added. Drank some water.
Evening meal: just a cup of tea.

I don't know what the fuck is up with my appetite but it's been like this for the past three months.

Lunch: Chicken chilli with tortilla chips, water

Dinner: Mole poblano, chicken drumsticks, and spanish rice with some seasonal Shiner Bock

Dessert: triple chocolate cake and Alishan high mountail oolong tea

>>8706211
Are you losing weight? Go see a doctor. If you're American and can't afford to, just go smoke some weed. If that doesn't pique the appetite, we'll assume you have cancer.