Is apple juice real?

Wtf is apple juice?
Are you okay anon?

Americans keep mislabeling apple juice as cider, try looking for that

apple juice does not exist in this timeline

>>8698273

How do you juice a fucking apple? What's next, carrots? Fucking potatoes?

>>8698273
Look for cider, also it's often not in the refrigerated aisle because it doesn't need to be kept cool until after you break the seal on the bottle.

>>8698273
What the fuck is apple juice? Are you talking about cider?

>>8698273
Apples are not real.
That tree you are kicking is not real YOU ARE NOT REAL.

>can't find apple juice in the store
>instead if asking a clerk where it is, Anon has an existential crisis

oh 4chan

>>8698322
Also, you could try just fucking asking someone who works at the store where they keep the apple juice.

>>8698331
no but seriously guys am I posting here with a bunch of maniacs who can slide into insanity at the slightest provocation?

>>8698339
I'm not insane because you don't exist, just like the apples.
You are nothing but a test!
But I am onto your shit, aliens!

>>8698273
Order it online. Doesn't sound like you should be going outside anyway.

>>8698348
APPLE JUICE IS A LIE
ORCHARD WORKERS DID 9/11

>>8698273
Apples are native to the nation of Taured.

>>8698356
Apple juice can't melt steel beams.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST!

What kind of extradimensional store are you going to that has an isle inside the store? No wonder you couldn't find the apple juice.

Real juice or rehydrated apple syrup?

>>8698384
What if we were the juice the whole time?
Sitting on the shelf of reality, OP the god who passed us by, unable to find us, leaving us to a fate of the compacter of hell?

>>8698401
Bro, don't scare me. I'm getting out of here by the best before date, don't you worry.

>>8698443
We are nothing but milk a stoned god left in the corner!
WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO DIE!

>>8698273
never heard of it, pretty sure it's something you made up

dude fuck going to the store shit is cuckoldry

>>8698273
>orange juice in the aisle
nice try retard, orange juice stays in the cold section

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>>8698273
This applejuice meme is getting old.
Everyone knows the outer shell of an apple is far too hard to ever juice it.

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>>8698339
Yes. /ck/ becomes more like /x/ with each passing day.

Huh, a retard went shopping at whole foods; imagine that

>>8698742
What if I were to tell you.
That I once juices an apple.

There's no such thing as apple juice. It's all pear and white grape juice with flavorings added.

>>8700337
Pears are a forbidden fruit, you don't speak of them here.

>>8698364
To be honest if someone did manage to juice an apple it'd take so much energy it probably would melt steel beams.

>>8700372
What would be the point if you could just have steel juice instead?

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>>8698273
I have applejuse in my house.
2 bottles infact.
currently got a cup of it next to me

>>8698742
You crack it onto a point like an Emu egg and the juice should fall out

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>>8698364

>>8698273
apple what?

>>8698273
Grocery store worker here, our store keeps the apple juice in another aisle separate from refrigerated juices as the brands that we carry (motts, Welch, treetop, etc) do not require refrigeration to keep. Also they don't make apple juice in cartons anymore, it's all just boxes and bottles now. Did you even ask an employee if they had apple juice in stock or were you too much of an antisocial shut-in to talk to somebody in person?

>>8700984
DO YOU REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE? THIS IS FUCKING 4CHAN, AUTISM CAPITAL OF TEH INTERENETZ.