upset tum tum

>>8694933
Alcohol.
Vomit.
Feel better.

>>8694933
Rice porridge, good for all ailments.

>>8694945
what about farina?

For a while I was getting semi-regular incredible sharp pain in all my intern organs, that could last from 15 minutes to 45 minutes. Felt like getting stab everywhere, forcing me in fetal position in bed until it stopped. I thought I was in the process of dying, that my organs were just starting to fail slowly. Then I realized it only happened when I eat at one specific pizza place. What the fuck is up with that.

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>>8694962
I ate this local taco place today, haven't had diarrhea yet but stomach hurts, usually have no problems eating there

>>8694951
cream of wheat, good to eat.

drink water, take fiber, yogurt, ginger,fennel, chamomile, smoke weed

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>>8694933
>tum tum
more than just your "tum tum" is gonna be upset after I get done kicking your ass for being such a huge faggot

charcoal

Banana smoothie

>>8695057
>being this triggered over "tum tum."

You'd have to drag your fat ass up the basement stairs of your parents house first.

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>>8695057
Kys nerd

Phenergan

>>8694968
>>8694962
>Americans
You grow up without having contact with any bacteria or ever getting sick and then you can't drink the water in other countries

I spent a ton of time sick as a kid and now I drink from the same bottle (straight from the bottle) asy friend when he is sick as fuck going through 2 toilet papper rolls in mucus a day and sleeping for 16.hours and nothing happens to me

>>8694933
Coke helps. Not zero, or diet. But regular Coke.

>>8696088
caine?

>>8696088
Jeffrey?

>>8695232
I've always heard about this but im still confused
do you just fuckin chew on it or does it come in pills or what

>>8694933

I usually have chamomile tea with a small spoonful of honey, that helps a lot.

>>8696104
>a spoon of Insect vomit settles my stomach

>>8694933
American food. I shit you not. Whenever I eat an american breakfast from a restaurant or fast food joint, my stomach can not handle all that fat. I don't understand this bacon for breakfast craze.

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>>8696158
Try a butterburger.

>>8696100
wtf... Brad?!

>>8696166
I'm talking about breakfast food m8. I can handle regular burgers just fine. In fact, I have a very tolerable stomach but that bacon for breakfast or pork sausage is just too much. I literally feel sick if I eat 2 patties.

>>8694933
Go get some tea

>>8695057
>Anime picture

Fuck off weeb

>>8694933
Pedialyte Oral Electrolyte Solution Unflavored

For me personally, ripe avocado, banana and then some plain or vanilla yogurt. If I can handle savory, then a nice soup with ginger and cayenne powder.

If it's acid related, a teaspoon of baking soda dissolved in a small glass of cool water. Works like a charm.

>>8694933
I'm an alcoholic and my diet aside from alcohol is comprised almost solely of junk food and takeout.

I seemingly always have an upset stomach. I haven't had a solid shit in months.

>>8696101
Comes in pills. You can get them from walmart and drug stores. Pink capsules if i remember correctly

Apple Cider Vinegar, unfiltered with the mother still in it. I like to dilute it in some CranApple juice. 1-2 tbsp. If you have nausea associated with it, Emetrol is a miracle drug.

>>8694933

Beetroot

>>8696079
stupid Americans drinking their clean water

>>8696079
How DARE they eat cleanly and watch their hygiene ! I'm SO superior to them because i'm a filthy piece of shit !

Fuck off retard.

>>8696088
This is a century old meme that was debunked ages ago. There's nothing in Coke that "helps" with stomach ache, far from it actually since it's fizzy, which should be avoided.

Ginger can be good for nausea so I'll have some ginger tea.
Bicarb of soda if I'm acid (or just an antacid).
Avoid food that isn't that healthy.

>>8696685

WEW what is sarcasm lmao you fucking CHUMP

>>8696685
>>8696771

I thought that you were replying to >>8696606

My bad, hombre

Blancmange

Nothing. It's a perfect opportunity to fast. It'll usually be about a day or two before I realize the shit that made me originally sick is already gone.

>>8694933
Ginger chamomile tea and a gelcap filled with turmeric and black pepper.