What do you guys feed your pets? I just made a nice dish for

Just got my german shep on a vegan diet. Even got rid of his bone for better alternatives. Besides some moodiness, I think hes adapting well and has become more chill in general, sleeping more often.

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The mad man always eats the bread first

>>8687011
add semen to his food. it will cure his lethargy just like I cured your mom's lethargy.

My African Grey just had some baked chicken cutlets & roasted asparagus.

>>8687058

That's messed up.

>>8687019

Post more pictures of that good little borko

>>8687003
I give my dog kibble because he's a fucking dog. Anyone else's dog always eat the kibble that misses the bowl before he dives in to the actual bowl? It's hilarious

Train greyhounds with my dad. Every night we give them about 4 slices of brown bread,pound of meat,tspn of calcium,fist of wheat germ and a couple tspns of cod liver oil. Mix it all up with about a pint of soup and voila.

>he doesn't make dog stir fry kay's way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knPNwdAQiwo&t

yo you are killing your dog if you actually fed that to him

dogs have tiny dog kidneys and get diabetes easily from eating human food, same thing with feeding carrots to hamsters

t. animal pro

>>8687274
Dog food is made out of human food you know

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>>8687003
This little feller occasionally gets to chow down on:
> baked chicken
> carrots
> eggs
> rice
> spinach

Cooked all together in a skillet with a tablespoon of crunchy peanut butter, with some frozen fruits like blueberries and strawberries for "dessert"

>>8687070
>unironically buying into the dogs have to eat dog food because that's what the media says meme

I bet you neuter your dog too because the liberals say it's what you're supposed to do.

>>8687301
He's actually not neutered. Bringing up liberals into your comment told me enough about you. Faggot

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>>8687003
My parrot eats whatever I have on top of his food. Except avocados, a lot of dairy, and certain flowers.

Hi, poorfag here
I cook my dog some cheap chicken with cabbage or carrots or potatoes in a large pot with corn meal and some salt.

I feed my parrot sometimes cheap seed mix, sometimes expensive, millet, carrots, apples and homemade whole wheat no yeast bread crums as treats.

Dog's getting chubby during summer and parrot is dumpster grade

>>8687003
I keep chickens but they're not pets. I like them and they give me eggs. I feed them grain. It's nice going to feed them in the morning. They go mental.

I feed my dog some dry food and leftovers from meals. I feed my cat tins of cat food and also tuna fish and chicken; and scraps..

My dog will eat anything. Used teabags, mouldy bread - just anything. The cat is more fussy. My chickens just eat grain.
The chickens are shit scared of the cat. She doesn't bother them, but she often kills mice and birds. They don't mind the dog. We had a fox in the garden one night. I shot it. I didn't kill it. I just wanted it to fuck off. and leave the garden.

>>8687311
>not neutering your pets
Nobody wants your useless barking shitting machines wrecking their yards. I hope your mutt gets shot or hit by a car.

Enjoy giving your pupper the diabetus.

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>>8687011
>tfw there really are people this stupid

>>8687279
Dogs need meat, young boy

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>>8687301
Damn, only your second sentence and you get the "liberal" in there. Bredy gud, shitkicker, breddy gud.

>>8687363
It actually happened to a couple of Vegan YouTubers. They buy a FUCKING WOLF DOG and put it on a vegan diet and then it got sick as shit and they tried to blame it on the breeder for selling them a sick dog

>>8687396
Jesus.. it truly amazes me how ignorant and non-self-aware some people are

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>>8687395
Not sure what you're trying to imply here (then again most liberals have no idea why they regurgitate the shit they do) but dog neutering is well known to be part of the globalist agenda to pacify pets and relieve their owners of personal responsibility when it comes to proper training/management of their dog. Not to mention it comes with a host of negative side effects (diabetes, heart problems, bone issues, etc...)

But keep drinking the kool aid bud. Cut their nuts off - they don't need em :)

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As a treat I cook my dog cubed beef seasoned with peanut butter sauce with some diced and boiled carrots.

My cat is a picky asshole and only likes eating rabbit meat and sometimes fish. I'll usually just give him half a bowl's worth of rabbit mixed with wet cat food.

usually unseasoned chicken, meat, or fresh fish i caught. i also put rice or sweet potato on the side.
dogs love sweet potato

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>>8687410
Now you get the "Kool Aid" in there. Next is "Snowflake", right?

Pic related: you

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>>8687421
No, next is I'm not replying your blatant bait anymore. I voted for Johnson, not trump. Nice try though

>>8687410
retard. pet ownership is the ultimate bluepill. ever notice how pets are only pushed on white people? it's to prevent them from having children. you hardly see non-whites with pets

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>>8687429

it fills me with joy knowing the majority of liberals either commit suicide or die without reproducing. the future wont ever have to deal with the faggot sjws of this generation because none of them will pass their genes

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>TFW everyone's pets eat way better than I do.

>>8687446
Come on over m8. I'll cook you up some dog food.

>>8687429

You voted for Johnson? That was literally the worst choice. Way to think it through.

>>8687357
Wasn't my decision, my parents never did it but hey thanks anon! My dog probably has more personality than you. But really what's the big deal with not neutering your pets?

>>8687301
>>8687311
Thanks for ruining this decent thread you two shitbirds

>>8687441
kek I think not.Babby boomers and conservatives are dying out. And black men are breeding your women en masse. The ensuing children of superior African blood will most definitely not be regessives.

>>8687455
It can still be a decent thread. You pointing that out certainly doesn't help

>make post about dog food
>devolves into nigger superiority and political extremism

I occasionally give my cat tuna and pureed pumpkin.

>>8687453
Shut the fuck up dog fucker. There's nothing more degenerate than a pet owner. Animals are tools.

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>>8687481

>>8687481
Lol

>>8687003
Pathetic. Feeding that shit to your dog just for yous.

>>8687505
>>8687528
not gonna get all edgy like him, but animal companionship is a rather weird concept
i mean, youre taking care of a less evolved life form for the sake of a weird interspecies relationship

The eggs are alright, but the rest isn't that great.
Buy some dog food and put scrambled eggs on top, he'll get swole as fuck.

Don't lie to us. You're just out of clean dishes.

>>8688647
It isn't weird at all. The affection is evolved from usefulness. Still plenty of places, cats are used to kill mice and other rodents, and dogs are used to herd sheep, track and flush game, protect property, and kill smaller animals.

We like them because they have historically done things for us.

>>8688704
most people dont use them for a purpose, and it's not like humans evolved to like animals.
we're emotional creatures who will take affection from inferior species if we cant attain it among our peers

>>8688706
I think you're projecting. Most people who are capable of retaining healthy long term relationships like domesticated animals as pets. I'd go so far to say as most of those people do have them.

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>>8687003

Raw chicken and eggs mixed with rice.

>>8688714
but why?
why should a human seek affection and give affection to a species that cant comprehend the same emotions as us.
i think humans enjoy more intelligent pets like dogs and cats because they have a simple set of emotions and if you show them affection youll receive simple affection in return.
it's all rather weird to me.

>>8688725
You must have a cold heart, or very little empathy. Maybe both. If you can't see the emotion in a dog's or cat's eyes, I doubt you can see emotion in another human's.

>>8687481

The Qur'an states dog ownership outside of working animals is haram, as they are demons. Especially black dogs. Want to scare a Muslim to jihad-tier retaliation? Loose a black dog on them. So glad I'm an apostate.

Your whining is very off topic btw. Reported.

:^)

>>8688714
that's why stereotypes of crazy cat lady with 40 cats and gay male dog breeder with 3 dogs exist

>>8688729
See
>>8688731

Nah, he's just a Muhammadist shill.

In the famous words of Robin Williams "I used to be one."

Takes one to know one, ya know.

>>8688732
If you are looking at the extremes, of course it's difficult to understand. Those people's behaviors aren't socially acceptable in general, which is why they are negative stereotypes.

It's very normal for an average person to have a pet, maybe two, as a part of their family. You are talking about replacing human relationships with animal ones, which is merely an extreme of domestication. You shouldn't generalize pet ownership like that.

>>8688738

>family
>normal

70% divorce rate. What's normal nowadays?

>>8688729
got me there. ive done psych analysis tests and it always says i lack empathy.
still doesnt make sense to me to relate to another species who doesnt actively help me out, maybe ill never get it.

>>8688742
Couple that with the massively lowered marriage rates and you realize...nobody is married these days.

Here, to simplify it further, I'll clarify. By "normal" I meant "the ideal that is set out by the average person".

Only fucking creeps don't like pets. How can you not understand a simple attachment to a soft animal who loves you unconditionally? You're the kind of person who dogs bark at and cats run away from because they can tell how much of an awkward and stressed person you are.

>>8687003
-Dogs

kibble with canned dog food if I have it, occasional leftovers or treats

-Chickens

corn or grain w/e their food is made out of. right now it is scratch basically just assorted seeds and corn, occasional treats like bread, apple, tomatoes, left over bird seed, etc.

-Parakeet

parakeet food that is seeds, millet and oranges, occasional millet sprigs. one time I got him this thing called a crunchy stick that was fruit with seeds stuck on it

>>8688749

>the average person

In which demographic? Minorities seem to understand that having children is normal, living alone with your cat is counterproductive and emotionally damaging.

If you want to see the long term affects of prolonged solitude, talk to long-haul truckers. 100% of them end up batshit insane after a while. Loneliest profession I could think of.

>>8688753
in my mind being a creep is someone who wants a soft animal who loves you unconditionally.
like shit nigga, go talk to a human, at least they presumably have complex emotions and will challenge your thought process on a higher level. making a dog like you aint shit, just give it a treat and that fucker will be your best friend
enjoying animal companionship is lazy

>>8688758
By the way you're typing, I assume you're a normie. But that's okay, because here at 4chan, we're all about second chances. You see, most of us here do actually have many disorders and ticks that make us undesirable, which is why we enjoy the anonymity of knowing no one's flaws other than your own.

>>8688765
but it's rather normie to like pets, so maybe youre actually a normie and im autistic

>>8687259
>Mix it all up with about a pint of soup and voila.
Voila is an instrument you retard, it's wa la.

>>8688770
>it's rather normie to like pets
It all depends on the way you do it. If you love your pets as much as they love you, it's likely because you're a lonely virgin, and the most female interaction you've ever gotten was from that one time that girl you knew touched your hand. The pet love makes up for your lack of love, especially seeing as they don't care about how you look.

However, if you have a pet because you wanted to take some silly pictures of it and post it online, or something to look pretty, then you love it like a normie. Likely you'd like facebook posts that say "only dog owners would understand".

>>8688773
No, voila is correct shitnuts. Viola is an instrument, not the other way around.

>>8688779

>being this new

You don't even know what pukkin purray is either, sham.

>>8688790
>he doesnt know LE BOARD CULTURE
>lol what a STUPID unhip loser LOL

>>8688794

Pretty much, yea.

Lurk more, post less.

>>8688797
Yeah, let me just travel back in time so I can catch up with all of the latest memes.

>>8688802

>latest

I can see why dogs don't like you, your toxoplasmosis hijacked brain isn't intelligent enough to lead them. Sham.

>>8687019
His coat is dull and looks like shit.
Probably because of his diet.
Less starch, more meat. No dairy.

>>8687003
>/ck/ board culture

>tendies, mcchicken, "for me it's...", "look at my shit shake-and-bake meal find a flaw you can't", [insert ethnic food] is the best, flyover flyover every state including New York and Cali is a flyover, being a smug uncultured willfully ignorant shitposter and pretending you're doing it ironically, etc.

>>8688809
I was arguing for dogs though

>>8688817

Dogs don't need anyone to argue on their behalf though. Cats serve no purposr outside of mice/rat control. Unless you're a farmer with grain sylos that need protection, cats are pointless.

>>8688815
/ck/ has always been dog-shit. Although. every now and again, you'll find some change, when it's having the runs.

Raw nonprocessed meat exclusively. Lots of carcass. Healthiest choice for a dog

>>8688729
You're an autist. Can't socialize with humans so you have to fuck dog's anus. lol

>>8687003
I feed my dog heart and liver or other cheap cuts of bovine

Always fresh and raw

OP get fish oil from pet store and squirt it into his food, his coat looks dull, it's not lively or shiny

>>8687429

Johnson is an idiot that's just at the top because he has connections. The Libertarian party deserves a much better candidate.

>>8687429
>autist
>libertarian
Pick both

>>8689104
I voted fpr trump even though he makes me sick to my stomache something entirely revolting .... still i voted for him as i cant wait for his faggot ass to get impeached

I will enjoy every last second of his trial savoring every juicy detail of his idiocy

>>8687331
maine-bro?

>>8689112
Pence is the right's insurance against that. Don't wish for it, faggot, we'll just get another ghoul

>>8689157
>pence
>insurance


You dont understand i just want to watch my prez get impeached wothout regard to who will take his place


All these jokers have been bought and sold since who knows when it doesnt matter who the chief is they all conform to whoever pulls the strings

>>8687003
my grandpa mostly only feeds his dogs oatmeal porridge or boiled potatoes and a few pieces of low grade meat
it's a lot cheaper than dry or canned dog food

>oh cool a thread about pets and pet food
>it's just more /pol/ shit
Why can't you just stay on your own fucking board you fucks?

>>8689157
Pence is a religious maniac but at least he has a clue about the operations of the federal government and has a relatively coherent belief system. Trump's only claim to fame is that he acts like a /b/tard in public and /b/tards think, oh, he must be just like me because he has #nofilter lmao so random. Right now the only people standing behind him who have any real power are disaster capitalists who are literally shorting the US economy and pushing Trump to fly this thing straight into the ground, this pleases the "government can't do anything right and I'm going to prove it by getting into government and fucking everything up" crowd, and the /b/tard NEETs who think their lives can't possibly get any worse (they may find themselves surprised)

Anyway bring on the impeachment proceedings so we can have a president who doesn't think twitter is a replacement for career diplomats and intelligence agencies, and in the meantime in before I'm banned from all boards and all my posts get deleted, like I give a fuck

>>8689196
>disaster capitalists
Go back to RevLeft you autist

>>8689204
I have no idea what that is, I assume it's some kind of edgy anarchy group? Same shit as the /b/tard #nofilter edgelords, I'm what flyover Americans call "extreme leftist" and the rest of the world calls a centrist. I believe in crazy shit like free trade, progressive taxation, and keep your religious shit behind closed doors where it belongs. But I'll put up with 4 years of a bible thumper in the oval office as long as it means the big boss listens to the advice of actual experts instead of just doing whatever Sean Hannity and Steve Bannon tell him to do

>>8688647
>>8688706
>>8688725
Are you six inches deep someone's abdomen with a knife right now? This sounds like a speech a serial killer would give to his quarry as he's cutting them up. It is easy to form a bond with an animal, use it as an emotional anchor, receive comfort from their loyalty and inspiring trust. Pets aren't property. They're not a doll you just squeeze when needed. They're another living being that we dont fully understand and treasure for their companionship. Why is that so difficult for you?

>>8689215
So what you're saying is: pets are emotional crutches for people with low self-esteem and who can't maintain eye contact with people, ie emotionally stunted autists.

>>8689196

Gowdy is a more hysterical, belligerent politician. I'd happily vote for that Democrat.

>>8689224

They're often a substitute for children for many people, whether they admit/realize it or not.

>>8689164

You weren't alive when Clinton was impeached?

>>8689215

>pets aren't property
>their feelings
>muh feelings

Didn't realize I was speaking to a teenaged female this whole time. Shaym.

>>8689224
Dogs are the only species I know that loves unconditionally. It's admirable and makes me appreciate my pup. Cats are just cute and fun. Some can get pretty attached, but a lot don't care much.
You do sounds pretty autistic. Like someone who genuinely believes >tfw to intelligent for a pet

>>8687274
>dogs have tiny dog kidneys
audibly keked

>>8689281

If they love unconditionally would that make them less desirable? It means they're basically a little robot that does the same thing no matter what rather than making actual decisions.

Love is to be earned, not given freely with no conditions.

>>8689281
You're the one who gets emotionally invested in a ball of fur that does nothing but shit and bark. Why is that admirable? Because you come from a broken home? Like I said, emotionally stunted.

>>8689296

The fundamental nature of all pets is that they convert your money into very bad smells.

mix of raw kangaroo, chicken wings and a bit of offal

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>>8689298
Fuck off shitskin.

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>>8689296
REMOVE KEBAB

>>8689386
Pets are a modern invention, White people never owned pets until the Jews started pushing them on us.

Butcher scraps.

Chicken carcasses, beef bones and trimmings, cartilage, my table leftovers, your mom's panties, whatever they find on the beach, bones and skin from roasted chicken that I buy, raw cow milk, cheeses, peanut butter ( I love watching them cope with the stickiness ), and sometimes cookies.

If you feed your dog "dog food" you have no business having a dog.

>>8687003
Peanut butter served over my balls.

>>8688647
I mean eating meat is kind of weird
You're mass slaughtering animals and seasoning them with random plants
I mean driving is kind of weird youre sitting in a metal box on the ground and there's gasoline or something
Etc
Etc
Fuck off

>>8689185
your grandpa is a dumbass

>>8687430
What?
I've seen more niggers with down syndrome pitbulls than any white faggot with a retriever
Doggos are cool and you're a fucking faggot

>>8687011
Please be bait

>>8688706
Most people who have pets have relationships because they're better on social cues
Literally who the fuck are you talking about

>>8689439
Fuck off hamster molesting dog fucker. Why don't you jerk off into a body pillow instead?

>>8689367
my cats love kangaroo mince
oh and beef hearts

>>8689296
>LO AND BEHOLD I HAVE RISEN ANIMAL OWNERSHIP GAZE UPON MY MIGHTINESS YOU INFERIOR BEINGS
Sounds like you're scared of dogs and never got over your fear faggot

>>8689404
You're fucking retarded
People have owned dogs and cats since before B.C.E

>>8689449
Sounds like your parents never loved you and you never got over being bullied in middle school, nerd

>>8689439

Huh?

OK Slim.

>>8689453

Yes, but as working animals. Cats were valuable because they controlled rats and mice. Dogs were used for guard duty, hunting, and herding animals.

The idea of a "pet" for companionship purposes or showing off to the other crazy cat ladies is fairly modern.

>>8689453
People used them for work sure, and may a few autists kept them around but it wasn't common. It was looked down on by philosophers.

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>>8689454
What a creative insult
I'm not even sure if you're being serious anymore but that
>Nerd
Made me laugh and for that fuck you
>>8689458
No, pet ownership existed in China
Most lapdogs descended from royalty using them as pets, poor people preferred retrievers and bloodhounds, but they still kept them as PETS

>>8689445
What are you even saying at this point?
>>8689459
Socrates and others also had some very stupid ideals because they were older in general
I think it was Socrates who got bitchy people were writing words down because it corrupted the mind or something
Also
When and who looked down upon it

>>8689461
See you don't deny it. You got beat up by Chad and got a dog to compensate lol. Who cares what the chinks did? They haven't contributed anything to humanity for over 1000 years, weeb

>>8689465
I'm saying you're a faggot who fucks dogs because even fat girls turn you down.

>>8687331
Suggestion--give the chickens their eggshells back ground up, or some kale or ground seashells/limestone
Calcium deficiencies on grain diets are common in chickens and can lead to no more eggs

>>8689458
Pet companionship and existed since prehistoric times
Egyptians had cats and basically worshipped them, Greece had therapy dogs in temples, trained wolves were often buried with cavemen to show companionship, Romans had dogs as pets, falcons and dogs have been used for hunting and pet ownership
The ONLY time pet ownership has been looked down upon was in the witch trials era
Beforehand animal ownership was fine, but muzzies and batshit Christians viewed it as the devil's handiwork
But you know, they also thought the only cure for a broken leg was yelling at the sky, cutting off your arm, putting leeches on, and drinking oils so

>Black lab
>1lb of leftover chicken/turkey+innards from local poultry farm
>4 cups rehydrated vegetable blend

The meat looks and smells like raw hamburger but the rehydrated vegetable blend is basically fucking compost. It smells absolutely terrible and makes the dog's mouth smell disgusting but this diet has kept him going for like 5 years longer than we expected so we're too afraid to change it.

Anyone feed their dog cum? Mine got a taste for it after eating an old cumsock. I jerk off into his bowl (I don't let him lick my dick or anything) and he really enjoys it.

>Dogposting
What is this, facebook?

>>8689436
t. pedigree shill

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Chicken and brown rice if I make some as a switch up to his usual kibble. He is doing great.

Also lots of treats.

>>8689291
You do earn their love, and then it's unconditional.
>>8689296
>tfw to intelligent 4 pets

>>8689677
>tfw too autist for relationships with fellow humans

>>8687331
You shot as a warning or you actually hit it? I dont see it surviving if you did hit it

>>8689104
>implying I voted for Johnson because I liked him

I voted for him because I want the libertarian party to gain more traction. I knew there was no chance he would win

>>8689919
>I don't usually throw my vote away but when I do its for a cause!

>>8687003
There's an expression 'fit as a butcher's dog', it didn't arise because dogs are meant to live off fucking bread and grains you moron.