Food Gore Thread

>>8685812
what a McMeme™

>>8685812
he fell for the gluten-free meme

>>8685821
But that's Burger King, anon

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>>8685812
i actually order something similar everytime i go

cheeseburger with no bun or toppings. for my doggo

>>8685836
jesus christ that's disgusting

>>8685836
Thanks feminism

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>>8685836
>medium rare

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>>8685853
>Black

>>8685973
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>8685812
Can you order a burger with no ingredients and still have it go through?

>>8685956
Its lazy but probably still good food.

>>8685987
holy SHIT LOL

>>8685836
this does actually taste really good, I've never eaten more than one little sliver though

>>8685973
I have never understood what the fuck are those toppings.

>>8686165
kraft singles or equivalent

no I can't tell either if they were left in the plastic

>>8685846
Do you live in a van?

>>8685956
I mean it looks a little bland colour wise but I imagine that tastes good, absorbs the flavour from the meat and bone marrow into the rice.

>>8686165

'kraft singles' usually refers to processed american cheese, that is made from milk and has some legit uses.

however, there is a cheaper version of it, called 'processed american cheese product' which is actually mostly soybean oil or vegetable oil or something that isn't really dairy.

Heating up real american cheese makes it melt into a nice creamy orange goop often seen on cheeseburgers, but heating up the processed cheese product basically curls and burns it, turning it into dark grey/brown plastic like that image. The fact that it's hard to tell if the plastic was left on or removed before cooking, gives you an idea of what quality the latter is.

If you want to legitimately criticize American food, processed cheese product should not fucking exist or be used in anything. Its only real purpose is to deceive customers into thinking it is cheap cheese.

>>8685968
I can't wait for Stranger Things season 2

>>8685987
HOLY. FUCK. As a cook for buffalo wild wings I dont even understand how this can be even be overlooked by the staff!

>>8685846
Sleep tight, pupper.

>>8686217
>there is a cheaper version of it

There is a cheaper version of fake cheese?

Fuck, that sounds absolutely revolting. Who the fuck would eat something like that?

>>8686310

vegans

>>8686165

IIRC it was vegan cheese substitute

>>8685846
Comfy looking van. I daydream about van livin' sometimes

>>8685836
This looks good af. Wtf is wrong here

>>8687665
Its tofu or something vegan

>>8685987
Gotta be fake. No fucking way this wasn't reported. They could have at the very least blackmailed the store for a couple g-bars.

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Stewed turkey necks. Ate the spinal cords

>>8687665
try it and find out, retard

why are you on /ck/ if you dont know why you shouldn't eat rare chicken? to shitpost about fast food?

gtfo

>>8687642
Why have I never thought of this?

>>8685812
if they had ordered this from the indigenous McDonald's staff instead of a computer it would have been a box full of pickles and mayonnaise with no cheese

>>8687689
Nevermind, evidently it was and I just never read about it.

>>8685836
For me it's the McSalmonella, the best case of food poisoning.

>>8687705
Post article

>>8687696
What's the matter baby? Did you not earn enough good boy points today for your mommy to bring you tendies so you have to vent your frustration on a food and cooking forum. Lol rekt

>>8685975
One of my all time favorites. Spectacular plating.

>>8686232
That's not gore.

>>8685812
surprised they got it right

>>8687736
Nah dude, that's the point. Unlike you I actually cook my own food so I understand why "medium rare chicken" is gross as fuck.

kys

>>8687604
I've seen worse. Take the kraft single away and you've got a pretty ordinary, if lazy, meal

>>8687730
Of course, how rude of me.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/packers-jared-cook-finds-chicken-head-buffalo-wild-wings-order-article-1.2822619

>>8687776
>Cook said when he returned the food, the workers apologized and said that his discovery meant his food was fresh.

>>8687696
I wouldn't try eating undercooked supermarket chicken but there's nothing wrong with eating rare or even raw chicken sashimi if it's very fresh and prepped correctly. The bacteria would be on the exterior, same as steaks, so unless she contaminated the interior by going at it with a fork or something cooking the exterior would've killed it off.

Btw the pic is from a joke post some woman made but the photo she used is of actual chicken tataki from a restaurant in Japan.

>>8687812
Sure, you can eat most things almost raw if theyre "very fresh and prepped correctly," I still sure as hell wouldn't risk it with chicken outside of a high end restaurant that I can sue if I get salmonella.

>>8687812
>The bacteria would be on the exterior, same as steaks, so unless she contaminated the interior by going at it with a fork or something cooking the exterior would've killed it off.

Salmonella is not a fecal-oral route pathogen. It is intracellular and is absolutely present in the muscle tissues of host organisms.

>>8685961
does anyone still have the pictures of the sardine pizza?

>>8685812
I wonder what the price was.

>>8685846
Cute doggo. Comfy pic.

>>8685956
Something your granny (or maybe even your mother) would cook if you lived in Mexico.

>>8685956
That's Lazy Man's pork chops. If you want to learn more visit Cooking with Jack on Youtube and buy some sauce!

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Fucking disgusting. I would take the chicken head over fucking pineapple on a pizza

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>>8685987
but I specifically asked for no beak

>>8687888
I have no clue what you just said but I'm assuming it means raw chicken fags btfo

>>8688057
Can confirm

t. spic

>>8688548
Ok, now I'm mad

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>>8688548
>breyer's remorse

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>>8685836
she memed all of you losers.

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>>8688586
Doesn't change the fact it looks like this

>>8688548
80% of that is easily salvageable.

>>8687758
you wouldn't say that if your mom was a fish

>>8688539
He was pointing out that salmonella is present in the tissues of chickens sick with salmonella poisoning, which is true. But, if the bird is that sick, it probably shouldn't be in the food supply to begin with. Technically you can also get salmonella poisoning from eating raw eggs from a chicken sick with salmonella but in reality it just never happens; almost all cases of salmonella poisoning come from contamination on the exterior of eggs and meat combined with improper handling like countertop thawing or poorly washed cutting boards.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMDr78mrRm8

>>8688591
>Banquet dinners

Shit! I still eat this yrs after college. Sometimes I just don't have the time or energy to prepare meals. I used to have a super nice Latino lady who would sell me a plate of home cooked meals 2-3 times a week, but she moved a few moths ago. Maria!! I fucking miss you!!!

>>8688548
>>8688592
>80% of that is easily salvageable

yup, remove the bottom layer and it's good to go. The wife did something similar in the kitchen, and there was no way I was going to throw away perfectly good ice cream.

>>8686217
>>8686171
The plastic wasn't left on. In my lowest days I would buy processed swiss cheese singles... I threw some slices on top of cheap french onion soup and forgot the bowl in my oven. What came out was a blacker version of this nastiness.

>>8688970
>Knäckebröd
>Falukorv
>Finland
Thank god

>>8687604
You know what would go well with carbs?
More carbs

>>8686310
Processed cheese is not fake cheese. It's actual cheese that's been emulsified with a citric acid.

It's the processed cheese product and processed cheese food that you gotta watch for. Fake cheese.

>>8687642
this is some walter white like chicken right there

>>8689186

Generally speaking, "processed cheese" might be technically made from "real cheese", but it's of such poor quality that it hardly deserves the name cheese.

Pasi Viheraho is the cooking king of finland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_42SiFYFk_s

>>8689287
Watching that makes me want to clean my kitchen.

>>8688565
Heh.

>>8688548
>all spilled on rubber floor mat

i ain't mad

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>>8685973
>putting plastic on a pizza imstead of cheese

>>8687642
should have microwaved it to keep the blue intact

>>8685828
Burger King doesn't put onion on their cheese burgers

>>8689261
You're fucking stupid, m8.

>>8689012
>The wife
Why do people say this?

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>>8687604

>>8688565
mild jej

>>8688565
Nice

>>8686232
that's just cruel

>>8688548
>Not having the container explode from high altitudes

>>8685828
That's mcds new self cash

>>8685853

Carnival food is fuckin god tier tho

>>8688548

This is a highly cursed image

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>>8687776
>Cook said that after he found it, he called his wife on Facetime and pretended the chicken head was talking to her — and she was pretty grossed out.

>“I was just talking in a high, squeaky voice, ‘Why did they do this to me?”’ he said.

>>8688548
>automatic

>>8688191
>$5 for a jar of sauce
>$12 shipping

Is ja/ck/ jewish?

>>8691915
That's actually kind of clever in a ghetto kind of way. Boil the dogs and steam the buns at the same time.

>>8689790
I'm pretty sure he was already dead when they did that to him.

>>8691896
Worse. Italian

>>8685846
can i have that pupper or no?

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>>8687665
>you irl

>>8688548
Okay, but why were they eating ice cream from a tub while driving?

>>8689012
>perfectly good ice cream
>breyers

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>>8688292
that's where you're wrong freindo

>>8687642
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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>>8691973
>four time salmonella survivor

>>8691915

I did this once with ramen in a hotel room.

>>8687736
>Lol rekt

Pure cringe

>>8685975

>That'll be $89.99 plus tip

>>8685968
>american aesthetic

y'all fags can't appreciate.

>>8688292
>underdeveloped palate

And here I thought all of the Neanderthals died off.

>>8686232
Fish n' ships

>>8685853
The real crime is charging $8 for that.

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>>8685968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg

>>8685987
Cross contamination at the factory. Happens

>>8692682
that's impressive desu

>>8685846
I used to have a regular dude who came to our drive through twice a day at random hours with his doggo. Always had a coffee and a cheeseburger, occasionally a quarter pounder.

This has made me realise how I miss some of my regular late night customers since leaving McD's.

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>>8688292
Low quality bait but here is your (you) anyways.

This pizza topping/pairing is a good example of two totally different tastes working together to maximize their potential. Really fatty foods, like ham and other meats, tend to leave your mouth feeling fatty, which is for most an undesirable state. The fruit, which is naturally acidic, cuts through that greasy mouthfeel, creating a balanced result. Salty and sweet is a common combination anyways. Think cheeseburger and coke. Also don't come at me with the "its too soggy" meme because if is making the pizza soggy, the pimple kid at papa john's is being lazy and not draining the pineapple and pat-drying it like he should be.

>>8685987
I thought it was a buffalo-shaped wing from the thumbnail.

>>8691418
lmao

>>8685975
>chef licks his finger before delivering the final touch

>>8689535
...why?

>>8685956

That's definitely pork chops and rice

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why did KFC think this was an ok idea

>>8695354

>thinking of her

At least he's using ribbed

>>8693290
I wish we had few enough customers to pick out regulars where I work, I can pretty much only identify the deaf guy and the amazing perpetually drunk woman

>>8686172
follow-up question, is it down by the river?
>captcha: groas calle

>>8685862
oh come on

>>8689261
cheese is already processed, FYI

>>8695352
HAHA fucking loser doesnt hide a free powerade in his sandwich

>>8685961
Authentico! Mama Mia! Papa Pia!

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>>8687888
Wrong, though? Unless the animal is severely infected i'm guessing?

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found a zip tie inside a piece of general tso's chicken

>>8695465
eat it

>>8695465
That's not chicken.
You've just eaten the mob's latest victim.

>>8695460
See:
>>8688612

Salmonella does invade the muscular tissues of sick animals but, like eggs, almost all chicken salmonella food poisoning cases come from fecal contamination of the exterior.

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>>8695505
huh, the chicken was pretty good so I kept eating

>>8695371
do Americans without healthcare really do this?

Don't bully but had four beers tonight; most I've ever had in one sitting cause gf broke up with me.
I'm fucked up, this is great.

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>>8695588
that pic.

>>8685956
My mother made something similar. It was rice, a quartered onion, diced carrots, peas, porkchops, and cream of mushroom or something like that baked together in a casserole dish.

The porkchops had that anemic look and were generally overcooked, but it actually tasted pretty decent. I even tried to make it last year. The rice absorbs all the flavor while cooking and the onion cooks nicely.

>>8693290
That's the comfiest type of lifestyle
Having a job that allows you to make your own hours, even if it isn't the best paying job if you can afford your own truck and house and have enough money left to take doggo to the drive through what else you need?

>>8687728
Kek, I love you, Anon.

>>8695652
oh you

>>8695379
that looks great actually

>>8695652
>four beers
>Most you've ever had in one sitting
For me, that's Tuesday. Those are rookie numbers anon, we gotta pump those numbers up.

>>8695465
How the fuck does that even happen?

>>8695758
the zip tie fell in the bag?

>>8695773
And then worked it's way inside a piece of chicken?

>>8695787
The dish, sure. You think these guys are making their own sauces? They probably come pre-sauced in the bag, you just throw it in the pan, and wa la!

>>8688292
Nigger detected

>>8688565
You crafty bastard

>>8689719
Because the wonder and beauty of life-long companionship fades very quickly

>>8685987

once got three orders in a row with feathers in them at a hooters or maybe it was a bdubs. i can't remember where. they just kept bringing new plates with feathers and shit in them. i was aghast.

>>8685973
yea that looks like what happens when you overcook a really cheap frozen pizza. it's still edible tho

>>8687799
>customer finds chicken head in his order of wings
>returns it to the kitchen
>say "well at least you know it was fresh" as a joke
>gets taken seriously by some autist on a taiwanese food coloring board

>>8685836

PLS

>>8685973
F

>>8688548

F

>>8695652

M8 im on wine bottle number 2. Get it together senpai

>>8695652
Jaysis. Hit the alcohol thread lightweight

>>8692207
delet

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HiJa/ck/ing this thread

>>8691973
the sad thing is I'm sure he could get on TV if he applied to be on Worst Cooks in America, but his ego is way way too big

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>>8696016

This is Jack, isn't it?

>>8695460
the slaughtering process is supposed to not cross-contaminate things, they're supposed to sanitize stuff, cut certain ways, drain the blood quickly so nothing can use it to grow, but sometimes mistakes happen, and the more pressure there is to pump out chicken after chicken the more people tend to sloppy

>>8695652
you really must be messed up
this isn't al/ck/
also
>four beers

>>8696013
the most annoying thing here is he didn't push his fucking glasses up

>>8695379
Every fast food company probably has a locked vault of captive stoners who come up with new menu items

>>8695748
>>8695652
gotta drink big to get big cmon

>>8689012
Breyers

Calling breyers ice cream. It's frozen dessert treat for a reason

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>>8696052

>>8695379
Please lord let this be in my area.

>>8696109
Oh sweet baby Jesus did he put his cellphone in the used meat tray ?

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>>8696130
yes, he got pink eye not so long ago

>>8696105
>>8696109
nigger even fucks up grilling hot dogs and hamburgers - literally the easiest cooking task possible

>>8696145
meh I understand that use of a blunt knife as well. You don't want to pierce the lean meat and risk it drying but if you're a chef like me you could easily measure the depth and go at it with a sushi knife.

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RIP Maria

>>8696132
>got pink eye not so long ago

He has got to be one of those Andy Kaufman style, never-break-character long cons

But I'll never stop watching the webms

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>>8695652

>>8696105
what happened there, did he not thaw the hamburgers first?

>>8696160
i would unironically eat the fuck out of this

Is Jack retarded in real life or does he just play one for youtube shekels?

>>8696157
I just can't figure out what this guy runs on
I mean he sells shitty things and he shills shitty things and he has people that lie to him and tell him his shitty things are not shitty, but he seems to know he makes bad food
I don't know why he would film himself making bad food and show the world, let alone do it over and over again

>>8696160
I don't get why people put chips in things and then nullify all their crunchiness
you might as well put in crackers or bread

>>8685836
This is just some chick trolling on FB for attention.

>>8696151
This is fucking disgusting, worse than Ja/ck/.

>>8685987
>ex-wet

Anyone have that woman who tried to make homemade marinara sauce using canned marinara sauce?

>>8688548
Nothing of value was lost

>>8695379
So it's pretty much a bastardized chicken parmesan? might be alright.

>>8696397
Breyers has started making real ice cream again but they only use enough basic ingredients to qualify as real ice cream vs frozen dessert. It's basically
similar to Ben and Jerrys. Because of their past in putting out foamy frozen dessert product I wouldn't support them.

Haagen Daaz is still ok. We don't get much of a selection up in Canada though.

>>8695642
>trumpvoters.jpg

>>8695379
Is this a Japan only thing? Every Jap Youtube channel has a video on these things.

That being said, I wouldn't mind having a slice to see what exactly they were thinking.

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>>8696409
Only ice cream I ever get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivc2oCUF9w

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>>8685956
pork chops plus rice-a-roni
a jakattak speciality

>>8696458

amen

>>8696458
>tfw live an hour from Tillamook
freshest dairy this side of Wisconsin.

>>8687728
underrated

>>8685812
laffed

>>8692207

Actually taste good though, tangy then sweet after a few second; not to mention it makes the cookie crumbly like milk so it melts in your mouth.

>>8696386
Marie and her authentic Italian tomato sauce from Italy? Someone posted a clip from it but she deleted the original video. I seriously hope someone somewhere had it mirrored.

>>8696471
>Oh no, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my CHOCOLATE DONG

>>8688292
I can't believe people are still upset about this.

>>8696255
I'd do that if I got paid. I think my cooking would actually improve if it was what I did for a living though.

>>8696255
Send him to Master Chef, would be kekworthy as fuck

>>8685961
this is legitimately what pizza looks like in naples tho

>>8685862
You sick fuck

>>8696098
>"oh shit i fucked up and made myself look like more of an idiot"
>"better upload it to Youtube"

>>8696151
someone please reupload this on youtube

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>>8695748
kek, sick reference

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>>8696726

>>8696757
in the basement chained to a sewage pipe, apparently.

>>8696105
what's wrong with opening the package with your teeth?

>>8696780
Teeth are for food

>>8691973
>>8696013

What if I grind up a fresh steak and immediately make it into a patty? Would it be healthy, tasty and acceptable if I cook it rare like how Jack does? I'm really curious.

>>8696809
sure, but that doesn't nearly have the right fat content to make a proper patty.

>>8696807
is that fucking parmigiano slices

>>8688565
kekiola

>>8696809
if legit curious you need to trim the outsides off
and by "need", I mean should, as they could be infected but unlike chiggen it's too dense to penetrate deeply (no homo) so only the immediate exterior is a risk in raw steak
if you forget to trim/sear them you are rolling the dice

>>8696809
>>8696809
You can eat raw burger, but it has to be good quality meat. I have eaten it in Germany and Russia. Really good.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

>>8685846
can i come and pet your doggo?

>>8687763
HES FUCKING AROUND YOU GOOF

Did you not see the part where its a troll post and the lady got it from a restaurant? Ie just like sashimi ya retard

>>8688548
>Breyers

It aint even fucking ice cream.

>>8696089
That fucking flip he's doing is bothering me.

>>8696214
TL;DR: he's stating the obvious that alcoholism is bad.

>>8697797
This wouldn't be so bad if they all had their own little plates.
> spice and pickles are great
> spice and fruit slices are great

>>8685846
>feeding animals human food

?

>>8686310
Americans

>>8685836
>Medium rare

Try fucking raw

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>>8696098
My fucking god

>>8685836

Facebook attention-whoring aside, that's blue rare if anything.

>>8696160

that looks good af tho

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Here is your soup sir.
Voila~, bon appetit.

>>8698156
I... see....

>>8685956
It looks like something my grandma and aunt used to make. Brings me back to the childhood. It was a bit bland if there were not many spices involved, which I think weren't available since I grew up during the war. Slavlands here btw.

>>8688548
Breyers is just a vat of milk with a ton of stabilizers in it.
Literally doesn't melt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIhJ-SblNs

>>8698185
>Cutting directly in own hands
How did he not cut himself? Also
>Cutting fish and vegetables on the same surface

>>8698202
>he

always check for the Gold ring.
This is not Ja/ck/

>>8698187
What kind of idiot leaves ice cream out overnight then tries to eat it.

>>8698160
>>8698169
well i'm going to go vomit

>>8691915
I lived entirely out of a coffee maker once.
Boiled eggs, steamed veggies, made rice, even fried spam and cooked thinly cut chicken a few times on the pot warmer. It's surprisingly versatile.

>>8698160
This man is a fucking enigma
How
How does he exist
He's the kind of person I would expect to be too stupid to hold a job
In the 50's he'd be categorized as a "nitwit" and sent to an institution
I am completely baffled

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>>8698160
>Raw beef straight into the water
>>8698169
>Raw vegetables straight in the soup

>>8698259
I love how you can immediately tell if someone has shit taste or not if they call Country Crock "butter".
Its not even a class thing, good poor cooks know what real butter is.

>>8696757
Uninronically not laughing at this. My in-law is an impressive cook and all my brother wants is eggs and chicken.

>>8688591
fuck off banquet is based if you have 2 dollars to spend on dinner

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>>8698267
>Its not even a class thing, good poor cooks know what real butter is.
this

>>8695376
>decent pizza
>greens that taste good with pizza and ranch
>ranch is good with pizza
>only 1 pep
6/10 that actually looks good, pretension aside

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>>8698243
>he

>>8698283
Christ almighty they're both so mad they've merged into one in my mind

>>8696520
Although Jacks is imply not done I'd rather eat it than the rubber one in the comparison

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>>8698277
my roommates refuse to eat kerrygold
they say it tastes like grass

>>8698318
that actually made me want to vomit

>>8697887
>only humans eat meat
?

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>>8685853
>>8685952
>black
Nigga wat?

>>8698473
Dude this is a food gore thread, if you want to talk about the Italian Navy, you want /int/

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>>8698478
How about mounties?

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has science gone too far?

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>>8698521
why sipp
when you can
S U C C

>>8698313
get better roommates

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>>8695654
fuckin rammstein meng

>>8698490
Is this loss?

>>8698562
they asked me what the difference between salted and unsalted butter is

I just signed a year lease with them

>>8691915
This is broke tier genius I have lived through. Nothing wrong with this.

>>8696722
>/d/ cooks a meal

>>8696255
It's an act to make money. Just like litterally every prank video. It's not real he just wants clicks.

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Somebody tell me what's up with the pile of jalapenos on this plate.

>>8699072
some people like eating a good pile of 'penos

>>8699075
Usually if I just feel like having a mouthful of pepper I'll eat one whole or grilled, having it like that seems odd to me.

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>>8699072
>Wa-la
God damn Joe I thought you were smarter than that

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>>8699107
>that pic

>>8699072
>wa-la
Also, those 'penos look good. I used to eat them with butter on white bread wrapped up.

>>8698313
>they say it tastes like grass
That's how you know its good, anon. So fresh you can taste the cow's dinner.