>Now lets put in these four ayygs

>eating cholesterol bombs

Why do Americans even touch eggs?

>>8685256
What the fuck kind of faggot doesn't eat eggs

I swear you people are as bad as the 'oh I can't have gluten I'll be dead in an hour' shitheads

>>8685256

>>still believing that dietary cholesterol has any impact on your serum cholesterol

It's not 1980 anymore anon, we know better than that now.

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>>8685256
it's our constitutoinal rights to have eggs, I don't need to justify myself to a nanny statist. back in my day we didn't even have warning labels and we were grateful when the grim reaper harvested our souls for making some trivial error of judgment when doing something potentially fatal
>>8685263
nice post corky, but that was an attack on american FREEDOM you forgot to say OBSESSED

She disgusts me. I find her personality as ugly as her appearance.

>>8685253
I have to fertilize four of your eggs? Well if you insist.

>>8685253
>ayygs

I fucking hate people that pronounce it like that. Fucking yankee faggots.

>>8685253
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

>>8687919
doubt it that hair color looks pretty fake

>>8687927
Nah I've seen her pubes, she's ginger.

>>8686343
It's her creepy homeschooled Stepford children that freak me the fuck out. Nothing can be that perfect on the surface without horrible secrets underneath.

That, and her husband seems like the "let's get drunk and beat up some faggit mexicans!" type.

>Do Nothing Bitch marries rich Chad
>Sits on Pinterest and Blogspot all day stealing everyone elses ideas.
>Gets a TV show

FTGE

>>8687949
Projecting this hard

>>8687956
I go hard in the taint.

>>8687949
>a happy family can't exist
>a blue collar mang can't just do blue collar shit without being a racist

You need to stop sipping on that mainstream media there boyo.

>>8688001
it's funny, because blue collar types are the ones who say "durr it's a stereotype for a reason"

>>8687949
>>8688011
Fucking flyovers, amirite?!?!?!

>>8688001
Fuck off, I'm amused by inventing horrific backstories for the housewife cooks and 90's celebrities that have taken over Food Network.

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>>8688023
I have never watched the show so I looked it up and they freak me out

>>8687949
>That, and her husband seems like the "let's get drunk and beat up some faggit mexicans!" type.

>implying there's actually anything wrong with that

>>8687949
I see you've been brainwashed by the Kardashians and Teen Mom

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>>8688099
Close, Chrisley Knows Best.

this show is so bad

>>8688081
Public drunkenness is a societal ill and should be frowned upon.

>>8688077
If I had a forehead fetish this family would be my el dorado

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>>8688188

>>8688188
>would be my el dorado

What did he mean by this?

>>8688200
El Dorado, the lost city of gold.

>>8688011
>blue collar types are the ones who say
>people who believe stereotypes are dumb
hmmmm, really made me think.

>>8688200
El Dorado, a mythical "City of Gold".

>>8688218
No it didn't. Nothing can, samefag.

>>8688233
>makes an oopsie in his ravenous hatred of the midwest and talks himself into a corner
>better just throw some 4chan words that he doesn't understand into the mix

hmmmmmmm. Sad!

>>8688256
Not so sad as making up imaginary versions of yourself to talk to on 4chan.

Bought egg white syzurup
Haven't had eggs for years; thinking a welcome return.
Cooked it up...aiiight at best. House smelled like sulfur farts later.
No thanks man...I'll get a protein source elsewhere....
I mean...something that doesn't reek of farts....
And has the texture of warm styrofoam...
I will pass on that, thanks.