rate my breakfast

>>8684950
Looks good. Would look better with a cup of coffee or tea. Get some tomato or barbeque sauce in there too. 7/10

>>8684950
Where's your handgun?

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>>8684950
>raw bacon
>eggs with no seasoning
>toast with no butter

You must not have taste buds

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>undercooked and unseasoned eggs.
>Bacon that looks like its straight from a plastic machine.

2/10.
In case of Survival only.

9.5/10 where the coffee at

>>8684984
>9.5 out of 10

You realise there is only 0.5 points for it to be the most delicious breakfast ever known to mankind?

Too many eggs, bread looks weird, bacon is undercooked, it's on a plate.

I would pay about one dollar for your breakfast.

>>8685021
>too many eggs
someone has never worked out in their life

No potatoes or jelly on toast 4/10

>>8684950
looks like you forgot to use heat to cook your food

>>8685028
I will pay zero cents for your opinion. Give me a dollar.

>>8685021
There's no such thing as "too many eggs"

Eggs look good. Bacon looks like it's been baked, or maybe microwaved. Needs to be crispier.
Interesting grill lines on the toast. Did you brown it in a grill pan? -1, should have done it in a flat-bottom pan.

>>8685050
>egg
>ideal portion
>two eggs
>maximum allowable amount per meal

>>8685055
Your arbitrary rules are meaningless

>>8685059
You owe me a dollar.

>>8684950
Eggs cooked nicely, but need salt and pepper. 6.5/ 10.

Bacon not crispy. 3/10.

Plain white toast without butter or jam. 2/ 10.

Having plain white toast instead of superior biscuits & gravy. 1/ 10.

All in all, I'd give your breakfast 4/ 10, and that's mostly because of the nicely-cooked eggs.

>>8685293
>Having plain white toast instead of superior biscuits & gravy. 1/ 10.
Don't you have some muddin ta do ya gud ol' boy?

I would trade the third egg for another piece of toast, t b h f a m.

why so much bacon... thats like 6 strips, jesus

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cheddar and corn on bread

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>>8684950
Stop. Get help

>>8685425
I would pay more than $20 for this fine meal. Great job!

>>8685579
You should get help also, anime is disgusting. Maybe you both can form a suicide pact.

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>>8685702
>overcooked eggs

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>>8685681
No

>>8685293
>>8685051
Wtf, his eggs arent even cooked.

>>8685061
Test test

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rate mine

>>8684950
4/10

you didn't overtly fuck up the preparation of food in the basic sense (i won't die eating this) and it's got a solid dose of protein, fat, and carbs so i don't imagine you'll get hungry for a while. But your food looks unseasoned and unappealing. The bacon needs to be cooked a little bit longer to crisp up, you can then use the fat from the bacon to fry the eggs, and then press the toast into the oily pan to grill it (as opposed to toasting it). Get a better camera as well.


Here's a good guide to frying eggs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQD6S6v4TyU

As an aside, the dish is severely lacking in color. Would it kill you to add a god damn vegetable? At least chop up some parsley or chives or something.

>>8686715
They're cooked nicely. You're just don't appreciate sopping up egg yolks with pork.

>>8684950
how do you eat eggs like that
you monster