Are you ready for this? realtime

Look, if something isn't going in your butt I'm not going to follow this thread.

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>>8683695

>>8683686
Oh this will be good...

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>>8683709

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this is what we are working with

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All Hail President Trump
#MAGA

>Now 'yer cooking like a middle-aged housewife who just doesn't have the time or energy to care anymore

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>>8683783
youre just mad because you ate taco bell 3 times this week

>>8683686
I kill people for a living and this thread is too much.

>>8683806
wait, it gets better

>>8683802
It would honestly take more effort for me to drive to a Taco Bell than it would to cook a chicken in a plastic bag of McCormick seasoning.

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>>8683806

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>>8683831

most people cant afford wild rice and roast pork.

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>>8683844
In what country? A bag of Lundberg is like $3.00 in the USA

>>8683802
Plastic in the oven?

>>8683853
try $7

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>>8683932

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open wide

>>8683932
Might be a cooking bag. Like for a turkey. But those are for boiling.

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>>8683936
Maybe you're buying it in larger bags? It's like $2.95 at my local grocer

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>>8683976
oh yeah baby

ohhhh yeah

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>>8683686
DEJA VU

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extra joosie ?

>>8683984
yeah youre stupid though

>>8683932
Still wondering about this myself

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stand by for presentation

>>8683979
Wtf is a cooking bag? Why would you ever want to use that for meat?

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Going to show us how to make authentic McCormick tacos next time?

>>8684020
>>8684020
>>8684020
im waiting fucko

>>8684030
I'm guessing he's using it for easy cleanup because he's a lazy cunt. I applaud you if this is the case OP,

>>8683806
Well... explain? How much do you make?

>>8684056
>actually believing this

>>8683802
As long as you have a decent digestive system, there is literally nothing wrong with eating Taco Bell 3+ times per week. Only genetically inferior faggots who shit rivers at the mere touch of a taco will fear Taco Bell.

>>8684036
That stuff isn't bad. And since McCormick is based in Pennsylvania, it technically isn't "flyover".

Your move, faggot.

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>>8684066
feast your eyes and weep because you will never know the pleasure of fine dining

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>>8684078
>PA
>not flyover

lol ok

>>8684086
That'd make a nice turd.

>>8684086
I've seen worse.

>>8684086
>no guns
>no glass of milk
>no McChicken

2/10

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>>8684036
>>8684036 yeah OP here AMA

FOR AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE YOU USE AUTHENTIC MEXICAN SEASONINGS IDIOT

>>8684086
Did you warm-up entire cans of peas and creamed corn just for this?

>>8684086
Pretty balanced meal. 5/10

>>8684086
Those vegetables look disgusting

>>8684152
Why do people even buy canned vegetables? I'd sooner go without

>>8684158
implying those were canned

>>8684158
If you live in the arctic like me its good enough

>>8684158
Just convenience. It's probably the only worthwhile canned food

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>>8684086
>Canned vegetables

>>8684036
If you wanna season some ground beef for tacos, the only stuff you need is onions, garlic, tomatoes, cumin, chili powder, and oregano, no fancy spice packets or anything of that sort.

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>>8684086
That looks absolutely dreadful.
Take it away for me please, darling, quickly.

>>8684219
its perfect
not at all pretentious
comfort food
its what your mom fed you

>>8684078
>That stuff isn't bad
it's a bunch of expired flavorless seasonings and either bland OR exceptionally salty 1 dollar packets.

honestly how hard is it to heat up some beef and throw in some chili powder and cumin and some other shit?

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>>8684086
I never knew fine dining could look like vomit.

>>8684611
thats pork, idiot

>>8684622
good troll I was triggered initially.

4/10

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>>8684086
looks like shit