So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?

>>8683229
The majority of this boards posters are women

She washes the dishes while i cook so it works out pretty well

>>8683229
She loves it, we cook together quite a bit. She has more skill, but she cooks mostly eastern and I'm more western. We compliment each other nicely and tend to bring new foods to each other. It's pretty comfy, buying a ring soon.

>>8683275
Keep telling yourself that

>>8683229
The last girl I dated couldn't cook for shit. I tried offering to teach her how, but she kept making excuse after excuse on how she "could never learn".

Is it too much to ask I find a cute girl that isn't the bane of my existence when it comes to food?

>>8683229
my gf and I cook together frequently, basically we switch off who comes up with the ideas but we both cook always.

>>8683229
i suck at cooking and have a passing interest in it at best. she's more or less the same but she's better than me at most cooking things

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>>8683229
>your girlfriend
who?

My penis is about the same size as wine cork, I'm going to be forever alone.

>>8683275
>women like cooking
>women good at cooking
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

>>8683667
Get an Asian girl. Oh, and learn to like hair pie.

>>8683667
Most girls don't like giant dicks

>>8684145
this is what white "men" believe

>>8683229
>hates that you step on her turf?

But I don't step on her turf, I stay as far as I can away from the washing up.

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>>8683229
>tfw you love cooking
>tfw tried to get last girlfriend to come over for dinner all the time
>tfw you looked forward to making something she would enjoy and potential banging afterwards
>tfw she always had something else to do
>tfw she broke up with you because she felt bad about never taking you up on the offer
Fuck everything and everyone.

>>8683229
She's young and bougie, but actually has some kitchen skills. I think she likes to be taken care of and I get props for some pretty bomb scratch meals. Its my hobby(not hers) so its real comfy to have a cutie in the kitchen to DJ and do prep work.

>>8683229
>So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?
She loves it.

>Are you a better cook than her?
Absolutely.

>>8684196
>tfw she broke up with you because she felt bad about never taking you up on the offer
That's bullshit, anon. Whatever her real reason was, that was just some shit she made up to hurt you.

>>8683667
if a girl actually likes you at all you have nothing to worry about

>>8683229
>girlfriend
yeah, about that

>>8683667
I have actually seen a guy before who had a dick this small - and he wasn't that attractive and had a weird voice - but he was excellent with his hands so he made up for it.

>>8684517
No need to talk about yourself in third person.

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>>8683229
>So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?
M-my mom likes it.

>>8684379
Well, in actuality that was a small part of her argument for ending it, most of which consisted of her feelings of guilt for not doing much of anything with me ever, meals or otherwise, and the fact that our careers were going in radically different directions. Still stings sometimes though.

>>8683275
>he believes the >my hubby posters

>>8684753
>he
Try again. Hint: I'm the gender that the majority of the board is

>>8684759
>I have been shitposting with women this entire time
I refuse to believe this.

>>8683229
>So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?
she enjoyed my cooking, I thought her recipes where shit. broke it off because of lack of reciprocation, not only in cooking, but other aspects of the relationshit.
>She doesn't mind, or she hates that you step on her turf?
she was a lazy and incompetent, course she didn't mind. she didn't have to do anything if I did everything.
>Are you a better cook than her?
*scoffs*

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>>8684764

It would explain why /ck/ has such shitty, normie humor compares to other boards.

Vaginas get off my board.

>>8684778
>then I finally butchered, brined and roasted her. Delish.

>>8683229
>So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?

Probably one of her favorite things, she grew up in a household where your choices of cheese are American or Swiss and I've gotten to introduce her to the best foods.

>Are you a better cook than her?

She's an ok cook, what usually comes out isn't very visually appealing but edible. She likes my cooking better

>>8684789
looking hindsight that would've been a productive means of breaking it off.

>>8683229
Doesnt mind, enjoys it, I cook a fuck lot better than her.
She earns a fuck lot of more money than I do so we both step on each others turf.

>>8684517
>seen

>>8683275
There are more women here than the average board yes, but I'd argue it's still very much dominated by men.

>>8684169
Falling for the race bait

>>8684759
prove it you closet male.

>>8683229
She's ok. I think I am the better cook though. She's Lao, and really only knows how to make basic stir fry and rice noodles. And she likes everything overcooked, even eggs. Wish she would learn more complex lao stuff.

>>8683229
>her turf
That's cute.

I don't enjoy cooking that much. But I love to eat well, try diferent foods, diferent flavours, also I enjoy shopping for ingredients... So I cook.

My boyfriend does not like to cook and refuses to try and learn. I wish he liked to cook and cooked tasty food for me ;-;

At least I have the excuse to ask him to wash the dishes after I cooked (I hate it over other home cleaning jobs), and he takes me sometimes to restaurants where people actually know how to cook.

I admire profesional cooks a lot, really. It's so difficult... And they do it so well... Thanks to the chefs on this board.

>>8683294
>she cooks mostly eastern
>I'm more western

Couldn't get a white girl so you had to settle for a chink, huh?

My girl doesn't cook much. She wants to learn more, but right now pretty much all she can do is pasta al dente due to her mom not teaching her shit about life. Before we started living together, she lived off margherita pizza, pasta and sweets but since she didn't eat a lot of either/skipped meals often, she was bordering on anemic.

I have been trying to little by little add some variety to ger diet with vegetables and meats, especially chicken. She's gaining weight and her bones aren't visible anymore.

I was seriously worried about her health, but looking at her family it's a mixed bag of fat and too skinny so I don't think she had much of a shot at starting out eating healthy because these fucks give her little siblings energy drinks as if it was fucking water.

She doesn't like that I'm a white guy that only knows how to cook japanese food when making proper dishes instead of random stuff in a pan because the high salt content in an individual meal isn't really compatible with the high salt content in most snacks unless you want to eat a pound a salt a day.

>you put how much soy sauce in? what's this say? one tablespoon is 40% of your daily value? that's bad

To which I say, ditch the hot pockets and frozen pizza and learn to love carrots and rice. It's not gross. It's delicious. Add scallions, it's even more delicious. Top it with some eggs, still delicious. It's not bland. It's delicious, Nicky. DELICIOUS. Carrots and rice, Nicky. BY THE GODS, EAT IT.

>>8684865
i'm a cook you can thank me sucking my dick

>>8684876
Viet, actually, and have always hated white girls. Dated mostly Hispanic with a rare Indian thrown in the mix.

>>8683275
There are no females on the internet.

>>8683229
The more important question is, where can I get that complete set?

Girls wearing only an apron has been a fetish of mine ever since "The Quiet Earth".

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>>8683229

Like anything when you get into a nerd/otaku/4chan level of obsession with it; it completely stops being sexy or desirable or even seem like you know anything about the subject, when talking to normal people.

See all the fat powerlifters on /fit/ when people ask them why they don't actually look muscular or have abs, the fact that /tv/ consistently knows nothing about movies and gets predictions wrong, etc.

>>8685020
http://www.88langke.com/e/wap/show.php?classid=1&id=521180&d=0&x=1

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I'm the girlfriend, and I cook with my boyfriend regularly. He taught me how to cook some dishes, and now I'm better at some of them than him. I do a majority of the cooking, but he's working full time whilst I'm at university so its my way of thanking him for working shitty jobs to keep us both going. When we get the chance we cook together and really enjoy it, we get a good flow on around each other and its sweet. I couldn't imagine being the sole cook in the house though. I wouldn't leave someone over it, but I'd definitely try teach them - Its a chance to have a few drinks and be a little intimate too. Most kitchen counters are the perfect height for a bit of fun...

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>>8683229

My girlfriend Miku likes it when I cook chives for her. She's not three dimensional so it's not possible for it to be her turf.

>>8685140
Wrong board, child molester.
>>>/a/

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>>8684169

Am I permitted to post pictures of my cock here?

>>8684764
if it makes you feel better i have a penis and its not feminine

>>8683229

I am the better cook. She likes it. I cook for her, she mostly takes it for granted. Mostly she recognizes it when i cook for a party and all of her/our friends say "Your husband cooked all this food and baked the bread fresh? You are a lucky girl!!!"

She has a very poor sense of smell and taste so its better if I handle the cooking.

>>8683275
>women can't have girlfriends

>>8683229

gf is decent, but she's never worked in a professional environment, and there's a lot of gaps in her knowledge.

I think she tends to feel I'm being judgemental when I show her how to use a knife or whatever. I'm just concerned that she'll chop her finger off. But I suppose it comes across as demeaning.

>>8684145
They don't like micro peens either.

This board alongside with /d/ have a shit ton of women posting on it.

>>8683310

I judge girls more by willingness to learn than attractiveness. I would dump a hot girl if she claimed she could never learn to cook.

>>8685215
Also

>inb4 I get called a neckbeard

>>8685205
>But I suppose it comes across as demeaning.
It does, even if it's only out of concern. Unless she's clumsy as fuck and knows it.

>>8685215
Why not cling on and fatten her up?

>her turf
I don't really talk with my peers about cooking so I forgot it was supposed to be a woman's thing.

Back in high school I would cook stuff for projects in Spanish class and patronizing shits would ask how much my mother or sister helped or just not believe that I could possibly have cooked food when they had just brought in store bought pastries.

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>>8683229
Yeah I'm better, she's 17 so she doesn't how to make more complex stuff but she's an avid learner and she's aiming to permanently kick me out of the kitchen so she can do the housewife thing full-time.

I don't mind one bit.

>>8685214
>a shit ton of "women" posting on it
ftfy

>>8685244

That's pretty sweet. I wouldn't let myself get kicked out of the kitchen tho

>>8685232
Neckbeard

>>8683229
>her turf
What the fuck are you going on about, it's a kitchen.

I'm a better cook than her and she doesn't mind at all. I take care of the majority of cooking because it's my strength, just as she takes care of the majority of laundry/sewing because it's her strength. Stuff like repairing things around the house, cleaning, and caring for the pets is pretty equally divided.
I guess cooking is special because it lets us work together more. If we want to try something that takes more work then we're together in the kitchen as a team, which is great - cuts down on the overall work, makes cleaning up easier, and gives us time to bond together.

Actually, she became my GF because of my cooking. She was having a rough day so I cooked up a meal for her, which she appreciated. She's my fiancee now. Still appreciates good food.

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>>8685215

>>8685140
Good answer

>>8683229
>girlfriend

>>8683667
You just need to date a wine bottle

>>8685925
you're autistic
a girl is worthless as a companion if she has no mind to speak of

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>>8686377
Well said, my fellow gentleman! When will these peasants look beyond silly things like physical attraction? What matters most is ones class!

>So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?
As far as I can tell she digs it because that means she doesn't have to do it. She's lazy as all fuck like most people.
>She doesn't mind, or she hates that you step on her turf?
It's not her "turf". The kitchen is mine. She is ass at cooking unless it comes out of a box. I make 95% of the food we eat.
>Are you a better cook than her?
Yes.

>>8685923
happy for u anon

>>8686397
are u memeing or are you just like, a frat kid or something

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>>8683275

>>8686397
Anyone who can't learn to cook is lazy, useless, and probably going to die of a heart attack after years of eating instant ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Not being a fedoratastic conversationalist is one thing, being a lazy idiot is another.

>>8685244
>she's 17
hold on, what?

>>8684778
Reminds me of my last ex. Dumb broad had no taste when it came to food. Literal trailer trash tier food.
Ive been cooking since 10. And my current gf loves my cooking.

>>8687439
Age of consent in a lot of places, what's wrong with that?

>>8687484
And you started fucking her when she was 12.

>>8687487
So what if I did? It's common in her culture

>>8683229
What girlfriend? I always dump them because they can't cook and clean worth a damn.

>>8683229
she cant really cook other than basic breakfast stuff, shes apprehensive to learning too. i cant say i really blame her for not knowing how to cook though, her mom would only make hamburger help type shit

>>8685175
Correct. Lesbians are not welcome

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>>8683229

I wish this thread would go away. Everytime I see that picture of the asian housewifedesu I get so sad because she will never be mine and cook for me half naked.

Oh.. there it is again, on the 1st page.

>feelsBatman.jpg

>>8687516
Why not just try getting an asian gf, bro?

>>8683229
I can't quite figure out how her ass can be so thick and yet so flat at the same time, it's like it's literally one of those fluffy jap pancakes. I'm both aroused and depressed all at once.

>>8687487
>>8687492
Hey, her daddy sold her for seven whole cows OK, don't judge love not hate #NotMyPresident

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>>8685215
>>8685925
>>8686377
>>8686397
>>8686942
Ron White can teach us things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvQ77JP8nw

>>8687662

Already married.

>>8684876
Get a white girl if you want mayo and raw chicken for dinner

>>8685174
Has she cooked for you? How'd that turn out?

Obviously I don't have a girlfriend and RIS'd that pic to find the naked ones

When my ex and I met she could feed herself, but it was mostly frozen fish/veggies or takeout. I cooked for her as often as I could and she did pick up on a thing or two, but it was real easy for her to sink back into the habit.

It did feelgoodman the few times she cooked something from scratch and sent me pictures of the process though, so at least I can cherish that.

>>8687756
Well why not try opening up her mind to some kinks? Kitchen sex? Sexy aprons?

If she already married you what could go wrong.

>>8685005
You're dating a ladyboy?

>>8687459
keep up the good work man. I always found satisfaction in making other people happy, and cooking was on way to do that. But, numbers don't lie when it comes to your expenditures and hers (time, effort, and money as data points).

>>8686157
Fucking underrated

>>8683229
single lonely man, only cook for myself, and my family when I go visit, my mom never cooks when I go visit

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>>8688368
No, lady lady. Tried getting a Thai ladyboy, buy missed out on that boi pussy.

>>8687439
She goes to a fancy boarding school nearby, we kept running into each other around town, we liked each other, took her out on a few dates, popped her cherry on halloween.

She's a qt and 16 is legal in this great state, got a problem with that?

>>8683229
don't have a girlfriend
women I've been with have been uniformly impressed by my cooking skills
they pout a bit when I explain that if I cook, they must clean, but them's the breaks

>>8689315
>popped her cherry
No you didn't. She's been BLACKED.

What's the youngest you guys would fuck? How many of you want to fuck kids?

>>8689334
ebin meem

Are there actual people who "don't know how to cook"

You'd have to mentally retarded to not be able to follow epicurious-tier recipes or whatever.

>>8689355
I'm 34, I'm not really into women that are older than me but my last gf was a year older than me and it didn't bother me.
I'd go for anything between 25 and up to around my age bracket.

Age of consent where I live is 16 but I couldn't do it.

>>8684782

>humor

/ck/ is a 100% serious board about serious discussion of cooking and food. Humor doesn't belong here.

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>>8683275
>for me it's the mcchicken
>fast food shilling
>jack threads
>endless steak doneness bait threads
it all makes sense now

>>8683667
have you ever seen amature porn?
plenty of small dicks getting slobbed on by cute chicks

>>8683275
There is not a single fucking board on 4chan that has majority female posters. Prove me wrong.
>inb4 /soc/ and /lgbt/
Trapbois don't count.

>>8689355
I'm 27 and I've always dated younger, I'd be willing to date a 15 year old as long as she had a good head on her shoulders and her parents weren't an issue

She can't cook for shit. She lived through 6 years of university literally only on grilled cheese sandwiches, frozen pizza and pasta with shop-bought sauce.

She can do sweets though, bakes great cakes/cookies

>>8683229
I'm better at cooking some things than her (I don't know soups or pastas at all) and I know more about alcohol.

She likes that I can cook.

>>8688368
The Thais are the ones with massive mental illness problems. Viets are very sexually conservative.

>>8689568
>Prove me wrong
how about you prove you're right?

I like cooking more than she does, but she likes it too. We cook different things but I would say picking up a new recipe that I would be the better cook. Whichever one of us is cooking though we still help eachother, prep and stuff. The onions make her cry and her eye makeup running makes me fucking rock hard.

>>8683294
Thats nice to hear anon, I'm curious though. When you said "eastern" foods do you mean Asian foods or Slavic foods? (Just a tad curious because being an American we don't use that term very often.)

Demo look at me

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>>8683275

>>8690707
Asian. I'm a yuromutt, so I cover most everything from slav on West.

>>8684169
They don't like massive greasy dongers, but they don't like small dicks. Most women prefer above average. I think most women put their ideal between 7 and 8?

>>8690895
Yeah that's about right.

>tfw exactly 6.5
... so close

>tfw 5'11
y-you t-too...

>>8683229
>girlfriend
don't you EVER trigger me like that again

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>>8683229
>your girlfriend

>>8689568
/cgl/

Gf here
I love cooking with my bf but he allways trys to avoid it bc he's on potato peeling duty, basically I'm the head chef and he's prep. He has no skills to be in charge and lacks judgement and experience but when he's alone he makes his meals witch is great since before me he couldn't boil an egg.

>>8684961
This fucking post

>>8691345
Stop dating losers, fatty.

She is a good cook too. Cooking together is one of the things we enjoy. Only thing is she is vegan and I am omnivorous, but she will eat meat if it is already prepared and offered to her. Basically if it's already dead she will have it but won't buy meat herself.

She eats liver all the time too since it's mainly a byproduct of the meat industry and not the explicit reason why animals are killed.

>>8684832
clearly grill

>>8691345
>witch

*which

>smarter everyday

>>8690982
>manlet with a small penis
You can't make this shit up

>>8684145

Anon, did you forget the story of Goldiecocks?
>This one is too big, it hurts!
>This one is too small, I can't feel it!
>This one is just right, I'm enjoying myself!

Life is more enjoyable if you take everything in moderation.

>>8691381
So she's not even a vegetarian let alone a vegan? You really need to stop supporting her delusions.

>>8690895

Eh, 6 to 9 seems to be the median for whats enjoyable.

Anything smaller and it's unenjoyble.
Anything bigger and it hurts until they're properly stretched.

>>8691644
5.5" here, took three good dickings before my current GF got comfortable with it. If you have a small dick, stop chasing niggers and get an Asian, or even a small, non-chola, Hispanic bitch.

>>8691649
Forgot to add, have some decent girth though, pencil dicks are out of luck.

>>8691605
>neckbeard projecting
can't make this shit up

>>8683275
Guy with wife here who both post on ck. There is no way that we have more females than males here. I bet CGL has more females than males but that's about it. I bet even CM has more men than women.

>>8691628

I lack the energy to argue about it. I legit don't fucking care.

>>8687439

>Americans and their "magic number 18" meme
>don't know that sexual maturity happens just a little before that

>>8683229
She loves it. She's an adventurous eater and I'll cook anything at least once. She enjoys cooking but she doesn't feel she's very good at it, so she's pretty happy to delegate it all to me. We do cook together most nights though. I have her do most of the prep work and I can take care of the stovetop (which she doesn't like) So it's win win.

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She loves my cooking, and is an aspiring chef. Here's one of her finest dishes.

>>8686647
>too autistic to be accepted into any frats at college
>shit anon has a point
>I know I'll call him a fratboy since frats are totally lame for not accepting a Supreme Gentleman such as myself.

>>8692319
I bet you're one of those "if you're into teens you're actually a heebiejeebiephile not a pedo" pedantics.

>>8683229
>Are you a better cook than her?

It's 2017... I've net to meet a millenial aged girl who won't burn toast or fuck up an egg.

>>8694292
>It's 2017... I've net to meet a millenial aged girl who won't burn toast or fuck up an egg.

You're probably talking about a white girl. Modern white girl snowflakes are useless as fuck.

Find yourself a nice asian or latina wifey. Your live will be 200% better.

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>>8694294
This Anon knows.

>>8683229
OH, NOW I GET THE APPEAL

>>8694292
my bitch can cook like a mofucka

I've been working in restaurants for a decade so I'm still better than her, but it's nice when she cooks anyways and I get to not cook at home as well as work

>>8694294
>Modern white girl snowflakes are useless

I knew when I was in college I would never marry one of those things. Went overseas and married an Asian after university. They aren't subservient as stereotyped, but the success of the family unit takes precedence over everything. That's not true with these self absorbed, celebrity worshiping, white bitches; with them, divorce is a virtual certainty.

>>8693251
I don't get it

She loves it, we're both into cooking and food.
She's a better baker than me but I'm a bit better of a cook.

>>8683229
My gf loves it when I feed her. She usually responds with a "Thank you, KnightRider69". I can't tell if she enjoys it though because there's no feedback in this game.

>>8691290
still 65% men

sadly

>>8683229
I cook and clean far more than my girlfriend. I wish I could just be a homemaker husband, but I make more money too.