Medieval Times

IT WILL BE AMAZING IF YOU GET FUCK'N DRUNK AT THE KNIGHT BAR BEFORE THEY SIT YOU DOWN

i've always been interested about this place

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdPu6sQ9l4g

bad. real bad.

>>8683464
God Garofolo looks so fucking hot there

>>8683472
Gross! Why can't you just whack it to a trap like a normal person?

completely meh its bland but not bad but since the focus is the actual show its ok. overall you should probably not have high hopes

>>8683464
my god, they're all so young. what the fuck happened to my life?

>>8683164
I really like it, rustic style simple food. I guess it's not amazing food but the whole medieval times experience is so cool. And yeah get drunk as fuck like a damn Viking. But it's fun sober too

>>8683541
What? It's not molecular gastronomy food?

>>8683544

Its just rotisserie chicken and rib with
Very standard catering fare but it does their job of feeding people watching a show and wanting a medieval experience

>>8683164
It's been a long time for me, but I remember being served half of a small chicken and a big bowl of tomato bisque. It was good, plain, and hearty. Well seasoned, but still plain.

>>8683164
Mediocre. It's known more for the touristy dinner-and-a-show than for the quality of the meal. It's a pretty simple meal though, so it's sorry difficult for them to fuck up.

Over all id say a solid 6/10 if you enjoy that sort of thing.

>>8683166
This guy gets it

>>8683987
Sorry = really

I need to stop phone posting and not proof reading.

>>8683464
no utensils in medieval times? That doesn't sound right.

>>8684016

can't risk the Falcons diving at shiny objects

only went there once when i was a young fella

i remember liking the soup and the chicken

also i got a wooden sword and broke it over my brother's shin

i went once when i was a kid, i remember getting a whole fuckin turkey leg. not sure if my mom had to pay extra for that, but i remember it being filling, yet generic. i was a kid so i didnt care. the show itself was hype as fuck for little kid me. i remember being pissed because merlin was my favorite arthurian dude but he was a dick to all the other characters.

i wouldn't expect much from the place, but it was a good kid memory, so that's probably more important.

I went to the one in Dallas this past summer. I fuckin loved it. It wasnt gourmet but it definitely way better than chilis or that kind of shit

>>8684103
>I went to the one in Dallas this past summer

Did you stop at the little gift shop before you went into the restaurant area?

I went to one in Chicago for a school trip and they served tomato soup, and it was possibly one of the best tomato soups I have ever had.

When I went to the one near Orlando FL, they had half a chicken (iirc) that you are and they didn't provide silverware. It was a very primitive dining experience . Unfortunately because I was about 14 I couldn't get fucking blasted before coming in. But I remember it being fun as fuck

>>8684016
Yeah I didn't get utensils

>>8684016
Went on a field trip in 5th grade where someone brought plastic forks. Shouldn't be too bad if you get the black ones, like reasons like this >>8684025

That's probably the only time you'd have a group of children actually follow instructions not to wave

Ck continues to be the comfiest forum on this site.

I went to the one in Myrtle Beach, SC last year. Or maybe it was two years ago, I can't remember. Anyway, I thought the food was pretty good. Soup was better than expected, and the chicken was phenomenal. The ribs were a complete let down though. But that chicken, definitely top notch. I'd like to go again some day.

>>8684162
>he's never been to /cm/

Decent. I always get the take-out however

>>8684091
pretty much exactly this, merlin always seemed a bit like a dick. food wasn't anything special but it wasn't terrible. loved the show and all

>>8684197
i use their drive-thru. they have a 3 minute long jousting match in the parking lot for you to watch

Went there last year. I thought it was good, nothing to write home about but it's not the food your paying for.

>>8684016
For the dining experience, it's accurate.

For history, nah.