When is a slice of pizza too big?

when its bigger than my hand i cut it in half

I use a knife and fork on pizza that's too big. I'm terrible, I know.

>>8682618
When people look at you like you're a fatass when eating it.

>>8682645
Knife and fork to eat pizza is the best way. I don't want to get greasy hands.

Why is the guy on the left eating the pizza upside down?

When I still feel hungry after

>>8682655
pizza is folded

cr. the correct way to eat NYC-style pizza slice

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>>8682618
NEVERRRRR

>>8682618
When eating it is so inefficient that you burn more calories in the process than you gain from the pizza

>>8682640
Pussy.

I think when it's too big to not flop over when only holding by the crust, but that is dependant on other factors as well.

>>8682618
dassalargedough

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>>8682618

Is that Louie's brother?

>>8684006
dassafatbro

>>8682618
Probably when it comes from an American pizzeria. No offence intended, of course

>>8684024

>offence

Fucking non-americans

>>8684024
>offence
dassaeuro

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>>8683962
>>8684043

>>8682618
Dassacrustdough

>>8684043
English is a European language though. ;^)

>>8682618
When I can wear it as a cape.

>>8682618
when you hold it and ur like 'lmao this is fucking stupid.'

I would say too large would be more than 1/4 of the pizza it is cut from, unless said pizza is abnormally large.

>>8682618
Never.

>>8682618
You can just fold the whole pizza in four if it's not overflowing with toppings.