>tfw I had to shoot my son's kinder egg with my legally obtained 9mm pistol for his own safety
eating your mom was a dangerous food, last night, in bed
Fucking French people
>>8682062
as I would expect considering she's dead. Get checked for worms m8
>>8682089
At least Americans are slowly getting killed from their industrially processed food
>>8682089
This is why Americans are smart enough not to cook food with inedible shit in it.
>>8682130
As a toy collector, I don't even understand the appeal of these things, it's utter tat, I even collect Happy Meal toys which can sometimes be quite good for what they're worth or at the very least have value in being collectible, so I'm not coming from a place of elitism, it just is what it is, the toys in these things are completely valueless
>>8682130
I dunno, I had something from Mickey D's a few days ago.
>>8682145
They are.
People collect them purely for nostalgic reasons.
>>8682147
I guess I should have said "unedible"
>>8682147
For me? Its the McChicken.
>>8682191
I like mine with extra mayo
>>8682196
Can you actually order that?
>>8682201
Yes. Sometimes I order it with Big Mac sauce.
>>8682205
You're a weird little man.
>>8682209
You should try it sometime. Or get some tendies and use the dipping sauce on the McChicken.
>>8682089
Kinder surprise are meant for children above 6 years of age. Guess that was natures way of saying that stupid people like those 'parents' shouldn't breed to begin with.
>>8682004
>9mm
>>8682130
>being so fat, you shove the whole egg in your mouth, not noticing the plastic until it's too late