American ingenuity. How can the rest of the world even compete?!?

>>8681907
do you have any proof it wasnt invented by the Belgians or so?

>>8681926

You think the Belgians invented ranch-dressing flavored fries?

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>yuropoors don't have The Original Ranch™ Seasoned Crinkle Cut Fries

>>8681907
Amazing.

>>8681907
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>>8681948

Speaking as an American, why would I want them? Mind you, I love ranch dressing and fries. But that shit is just plain sad.

Why not make some fries from scratch (parboiled and double-fried), and then make some ranch dressing on the side for a dip?

>>8681907
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>>8682218
>DESSESBO

>>8682199
>Why noy just go to an assload of effort to produce pleb food

>>8682303
it's aesthetic moron.

>>8682218
>OOOOOOOO

Can't unsee

>>8681948
Yuropoors will never understand true freedom.

>>8682199
>why would i want them?

They work for the mercenary, the potatetta man.

>>8682616
Holy shit kek. Eurotards BTFO forever

>>8682616
>american food is so bad that even the rats won't some near it

Sounds legit.

>>8681907
That is just incredible.

>>8682616
Americans dont consume grammes.They consume ounces

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Why do yuros have such bizarre "American" foods in their grocery stores?

>>8683739
This actually doesn't seem that bad. About the same as the plastic cased ones, but costs a little more in packaging.

But why people buy hot dogs without planning to do a grillout is just sad.

>>8682199
It's a convenience food man. Why would you even ask this? This is the kind of shit you throw in the oven for an easy side. Zero effort. Not part of a nice meal you make from scratch.

If I have the motivation and energy to make tasty french fries I'll do it but if at the end of the day all I want is some fucking french fries then I'm going to throw some shit in the oven, set the timer, and walk away.

>>8683739
>non-spicy pickled sausage

Disgusting.
Tijuana Mama's are the only acceptable pickled sausage, and only if you're going innawoods and/or hate your life and want to die (which are kinda the same thing desu).

>>8682616
That's because in the US most rodents and their feces is legally labeled a vegetable.

>>8682199
What makes you think people buying frozen ranch seasoned chips have time to make them from scratch? I'll tell you; autism

>>8684624
>have time
Must be real busy between those xfactor reruns.

>>8682218
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>>8684686
you must be 18+ to browse this website

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Ranch seasoning is nowhere near a rare thing, nor is using it to season foods rather than simply making ranch dressing with it

In my middle school they had it in salt shakers because it was so popular on pizza