Made some homemade vegan crab cakes. Find a flaw.

>>8681345
They look fine. Probably would be better if you had something with it like a nice cup of mango aloe juice and some chips

>>8681345
>Find a flaw.
1) paper plate
2) where's the knife?
3) No socks/shoes worn
4) pretty crappy looking sear
5) vegan
6) I don't see much in the way of seasoning or aromatic veggies in those cakes...they look bland as fuck

>>8681345
You made a vegan dish to imitate meat instead of just eating meat. If being vegan is so great why do your meals revolve around replicating meat based dishes?

>>8681374
Hater

>>8681374
Exactly. It's like lesbians being obsessed with cock-shaped dildos.

>>8681345
>Find a flaw.
everything you post, this included, looks like garbage

congratulations on your most recent shitpost

>>8681433
Thanks

You're lying, those are regular crab cakes.

>>8681459
No

>>8681345
> Vegan

>bare thigh
>no shoe
>legs apparently spread

Please, for the love of god, OP, please tell me you are not sitting there naked with your dick and balls just flopping about as you eat your fucking fake crab.

>>8681590
I was

>>8681345
>Vegan

>>8681603
Nice, post your cock please.

>>8681603
wtf i hate vegans now

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>>8681345
>vegan crab cakes
>going through all these mental gymnastics so you can eat shitty """""""""crab cakes""""""""" and not feel bad about it

fucking vegans man

>>8681642
Faggot

>>8681678
What's with the "F" word? I didn't realize homophobia was tolerated on this site.

>>8681690
Fucking queer

>>8681691
This

>>8681690

You must be new here. Homophobia isn't just "tolerated", it's dirt common.

>>8681345
your feet are gross. do you have sad floppy nipples as well? because you remind me of someone.

Why would a vegan use paper plates? You must just be in it for supposed health benefits.

>>8682077
Wrong

>>8682081
What is wrong? Why would someone who cares about the environment use disposable plates instead of ones you can keep reusing?

>>8682107
I reuse the paper plates dumbass.

>>8681950
He is sitting there, completely naked, with his sad floppy nipples and sad floppy penis and sad swingging balls all flopping and swinging about while he lunges toward his fake crab cakes lying on the paper plate on his table. He shoves a whole lump of faux crab into his mouth and chews, crumbs falling down his face and becoming caught in his pubic hair.

>>8682408
That was pretty accurate actually

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>>8681345

oh how I love 4chan

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>>8681345
Why crab? Why not just under-seared vegan disappointment cakes?

>>8682558
it wouldn't be real disappointment if it wasn't called something else than it is

>>8682558
This

>>8682879
Look at those pale "cakes of disappointment"
No way they taste even close to delicious.

>>8681345
>vegen
>crab
Being a stupid faggot is a pretty major flaw.

>>8683899
Yu

There's no fucking crab in it. Fuck off and never post again you dumb nigger.

You can't have a crab cake without crab why can't vegans just name there own food

>>8686501
>>8686441
No

>>8686501
He should just name it breading cake or tastes like shit cake.

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Hey look! I just made a faux vegan wild sprig salad with baby greens and organic Chinese herbs.

Why don't meat eaters try to glom on to veganism?

Because it sucks..

>>8682408
I'm saving this. I like the mental picture.

Does that ketchup have horseradish in it? If not, there's your flaw.

How do you mimic the taste of the sea in mock fish dishes? Jackfruit is texturally right for crabcakes, crab salad, etc. but I want to it to taste briny, also.

>>8681345
>Vegan
That's the flaw. If I want crab, I'll eat crab, not a pale imitation. Where is everything else? The 'taters, sides and more?

>>8681393
is this a thing

>>8681393
lmao foreveralone neckbeard detected

>>8681393
To be fair, this entire site is filled with "straight" men that love shemales.

>>8686978
Hearts of palm work great for vegan "fish" and chips. a little caper brine goes a long way.

Also, generally, fried capers can be used like anchovies for depth, saltiness etc.

>>8686992
t. triggered redditor

>>8681345
Not enough tomato ketchup.

I've never tried ketchup with seafood. Probably tastes fine, but I'd have used tartar sauce.

>>8681374
Nobody said it was great. Why are you having imaginary arguments with yourself?

>>8686994
>99% feminine body
>1 (one) dick
how is that gay?

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>>8687319
what if there's more than straight and gay.

>>8686994
trannies suck a mean dick, anon