whats the thing every one always asks you to bring/make? for

Candies, because apparently everyone I know is retarded when it comes to candy, or simply don't have the patience for it.

Nothing because no one invites me to anything

>>8681054
like hard candy? man i need to get back into making hard candy. id need to buy more ammonium chloride though

Pisscum.
Really, it's a special drink I make, but I call it pisscum and try to make everybody else call it that

>>8681063
Hard and soft, I enjoy messing around with all sorts.

>>8681064
i do a similar thing where i disolve theese really strong salmiaki treats in vodka until it becomes a sort of semi fluid sludge. i call it -crude oil- and bottle it in an oil barrel shaped glass. tastes fucking great if you like liqourice

>>8681064
>but I call it pisscum and try to make everybody else call it that

This is why when I make japanese Calpis I refuse to use the American name they created (Calpico) because calpis sounds a lot like cowpiss

>>8681050
youre using all purpose flour arent you

its fucking obvious

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>>8681050
mayonnaise and anything involving mushrooms
i've taught them so many times how to make the damn thing but they still need me to do it. I don't want to be remembered over mayonnaise

>>8681050
Trim your nails, sperg.

>>8681050
Love.
They ask me to make love.

People ask me to make smoothies all the time and I don't know why, it's so fucking easy. Just don't use orange juice and you got a 10/10 smoothie unless you're a troglodyte.

>>8683048
Lel, alright Marvin Gaye

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Apple pie cake. It's a bitch to make, but absolutely delicious