What are good food for breakups and or a last meal

people still name there children Ida? Didn't that name die in the great depression

Cuntry fried steak

>>8679022
Haha that bitch looks like a dude
Consider yourself lucky my man. She's probably been banging someone on the side for a while anyway.

As for food, just eat whatever. Food isn't gonna fix your sadness you fucking loser. Maybe read some blog posts that you can relate too until you feel a tiny bit better

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>>8679024
Her parents are from Norway and its pronounced like eeda
>>8679032
That's not a pic of her, shes a nazi and basically /pol/s wet dream heres her

>>8679047
Well that sucks anon, the same advice applies though. You can't fix your sadness with food you fuck. Just get over it like you would anything else, or kill yourself if that's the route you wanna go. Either way, you really wont have much impact in the grand scheme of things so whatever

>>8679022
Get a blue slurpee. If you do kys and drop your bowels, it'll be blue and funny looking.

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>>8679079
yea you're right, but im also a friendless faggot so im using this thread to vent a bit. So it feels like i still exist. I wont off myself
Too weird to live
Too rare to die

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>>8679098
An icee sounds great right now but the shitty gas stations only have coke and red

>>8679099
That's the spirit anon, go jack off and then think about something productive to do with your life so you don't end up a stupid NEET cuck like me. Maybe at least start getting fit or something. Just don't become a failure

>>8679047
Hot

>>8679022
>itoddler
i sincerely hope it's a last meal in your case.

>>8679022
Ugh, those words are all too familiar.

I hope you can move on eventually, anon.

Life is a Sisyphean comedy, so keep on keeping on, or else there will be no reason to keep on at all.

>>8679022
>translation: I found some local dick, you are no longer needed

Dude your sending her pictures of frogs sucking your dick what were you expecting don't say anything else and wait for her to reply back in a week

you tried rat poison you nazi cuck

>>8679022
What did kek mean by this?

>>8679047
>brown/hazel eyes
Hitler would be disappoint.

>>8680536
Those are blue eyes
Either way Hitler himself had brown

>unable to keep up an LDR
My girlfriend and I have been in an LDR 6-7 years now. We've met up plenty of times and have stayed completely monogamous. There is no excuse for failure.

>>8680605
>not together after 6-7 years


I hope your not bragging because your a bigger loser then OP.

>>8680605
>My girlfriend and I have been in an LDR 6-7 years now.
lol why

I used to be away from my gf for every summer for a few years. It was shitty and I wouldn't do a long distance relationship for an extended period.

>>8679032
>My life is too chaotic

Why do girls think this works lol, such a common and unjust reason lol

>>8680605
>We've met up plenty of times and have stayed completely monogamous.

Your shit long distance relationship has rendered you totally naive.

>>8680749
She found a new guy and has no real reason to break up other than she wants to go after someone else. "My life is TOO BUSY for a relationship!" That's not how it works.

I can see this thread has more than a handful of droopy, sad faggots lamenting their own breakups and I think it's best you realise sooner rather than later that women really don't give a fuck about you if there is a more convenient or bigger or richer cock within their prospects, so get used to it now or spend the rest of your life crying about it.

>>8680605
> have stayed completely monogamous
you may or may not have
she has not

>>8680749
Because most women think the stress they experience is the only important one.

>>8680772
I know there will be plenty of anons that will say otherwise but you are right.

>breaking up through texting
I know I'm 31 and out of touch with the whole social media thing, but is this a thing?

>>8679047
nudes where?

>>8679047
>she's a Nazi who supports Hitler
Were you at all surprised when she abruptly cut off the relationship? If so, you're definitely naïve as fuck.

>>8680778
well it might be justifiable due to it being a LDR, but I don't know, I've never been in a relationship ever since elementary school...

>>8679047
I guarantee you she broke up with you to fuck a big black dude

>>8680778
yeah it's a thing, and fuck you for wanting emotional closure
what the fuck are you, some kind of faggot?

>>8680773
We're both emotionally dependant on each other and would murder each other if we cheated on one another.

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>>8679022
Japanese curry with either freshly made katsudon or good quality beef

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>>8680848
bwahahaha

>>8680832
It's not emotional closure, it's normal human interaction

>>8679047
Fuck some Jewish/black girls and send her pics

>>8680778
32 here and yeah what the fuck? She can't even call and say its over?

You fucking kids and your fucking iphones and your facebook and your chinese cartoon vr porn.

>>8680848
>b-but giving a blowjob doesn't count. It's not cheating
>b-but I was kinda drunk and the guy wouldn't leave me alone so things just happen. I regretted it afterwards so it's not cheating

This is how women's minds work

>>8680926

I don't think I could eat that desu...

>>8680941
I was being sarcastic

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>>8679168
>cuck still uses an outdated phone that is a big as a brick with a flawed operating system
Time for you to kill your self actually now fuck out of my thread bitch

>>8680974
breakups are hard to swallow, so this seemed like the perfect kind of food to go with one

>>8680778
>>8680946
36 here, you faggots need to stop dating old hags.

>>8680887
I think you mean Katsu, Katsudon is a dish in its own right

>>8681023
hows it feel knowing someone's dick is inside your whore right now?

>>8681162
I know the difference, anon, but I really meant Katsudon.

>>8680605
>It worked for me, so there is no excuse for failure.

Dude, it's a relationship. There's a million factors that can affect things, including people just changing. You don't know the whole story and are being an asswipe just to be an asswipe.

>>8679047
>Dating a nazi sympathizer

Why

>>8681356
Because she wouldn't let him marry her.

This should excite you OP; just imagine what you can do now with no gf; imagine how butthurt she will be when she finds out taking a gem like yourself for granted was the biggest mistake of her life and tries to get with you in a year or two when you are even more successful than you are now, and you respond by spitting in her face; she genuinely thought you would taker her back after she threw you out?! Hilarious!

>>8679022
>breakup over text
lol gg

I wish I was single again, you'll get over it before long and start feeling great. Eat whatever the fuck you want, welcome to being a free man

>>8680605
>6-7 years
literally why, do you even have plans to get together at some point

>>8681569
it's easier for them to pretend that they are in a relationship
he can believe he is not an omega (because he HAS A GIRFLEND), she can believe she is not a total slag whore (because she TRULY LOVES HIM)

>he fell for the LDR meme
You have only yourself to blame OP.

>>8680605
>stayed completely monogamous
I doubt it.
Women are really good at cheating dude. She's probably getting into all sorts of drunken flings and justifying them to herself.
You should find some new tail. It's not even worth it at this point for a lot of reasons

>>8680605
Currently in a LDR with my gf of 3 years and that's just fucking insane. We've only been LDR a year and it's jumped my view that I do want to live with her now. Why even stay LDR for that long? Surely you are just wasting your time at this point.

>>8680605
>and have stayed completely monogamous.

well I mean, I'm sure you can vouch for you

>>8679022
Dumb frog poster

>>8680605
You're a cuck Austin

>>8679022
>send picture of frog with no text
>"I'm sorry we need to break up"

Moloch did this to you OP.

>>8681384
kek

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>>8681356
>Not dating a Nazi sympathizer

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>>8682086

Nice her pic is a Kaevum album cover

>>8679022
Pizza and beer. Lots of both.

>>8679022
How long were you in the long distance relationship? Did you ever meet in person?

Asking because I'm in one

>>8679047
more?

>>8681356
Here's your everyday reminder of just how fucked this place has become.

>>8679079

this is the single worst advice I've ever seen