Drinking

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>>8678627
I drink whiskey. Various brands, but always on the rock. A great whiskey should never, ever be mixed

>>8678650
Wouldnt that ice ball roll into your nose everytime you take a drink?

>>8678627
I drink whatever is on sale for beer. Liquor i usually drink Evan Williams.

Im broke as fuck and hate life.

>>8678670
If you sip like you are supposed to it doesn't move. CHECK AND MATE. END OF DISCUSSION

>>8678688
Same here. mostly pbr, rolling rock, or Busch. Got scheduled for a night shift tonight which never happens..just chugged a few before leaving. hope I don't get shakes at work.

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>>8678627

Gin and vodka. Always gin and vodka. Always neat, never mixed. It has gotten to the point where I drink a 750m bottle (26 oz for you Americans) daily.


>Why
>Sexually abused as child
>Step dad killed my pet Fischer love bird by snapping its neck because I accidentally dropped his crystal glass and it broke (pic semi related bird looked very similar)
>5'5
>4 inch penis
>Overweight
>Balding badly
>Girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me (and the kicker is the guy she cheated on me with and is dating now is literally named Chad).I got fat and went into crippling depression after she cheated on me and dumped me.


I am basically society's punching bag. I also hate most women. My mom was a fucking cunt and I hope my ex girlfriend gets acid thrown in her face. I am too much of a pussy to kill myself so I just drink, smoke, do drugs daily and eat like shit.

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One of these over the course of the day, every day. Because I can.

>>8678627

Normally whiskey, wine, gin and beer. Honestly, depressed for various reasons, pessimistic. 0 optimism for the future.Very confused over what to do in life. Staying in school for now because parents are paying for it so I am just going to force myself to get a medical degree, law degree or PhD in something that will give me a job. I would rather have not been born honestly.

>>8678722

sorry man, I can relate to the sexual abuse at least.

>>8678722

Hey man there are worse things than being a glutton. as long as you are only hurting yourself and are self reliant you don't need to feel too bad about being a piece of shit. Enjoy the little things in life my friend.

>>8678744

Try Sobieski, Russian standard, or Finlandia. Smirnoff is kinda shit honestly.

>>8678722
Are you that self loathing attention whore from the McDonald's threads? "I've said it before..." guy (or woman)?

>>8678767

svedka is decent for how cheap it is

>>8678718
I drink the same brands lol. Usually if i start drinking early ill mix my first beer with spicy V8

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>>8678768

I've said it before..I'll say it again..Reason I am fat is dominoes pizza. I will go through a large double pepperoni, bacon, double cheese pizza with ranch and a side of cheesy bread like a snack. I'll admit it I'm obese, 339lbs. It's largely the fault of society. I admit that it is partially my fault because I can't stop eating but I would say it is 80% the fault of society. Society made me this way. I was abused heavily as a child and sexually too. My parents were horrible and my brother sadistic. I had difficulty opening up to people all the time and still do. By the time I was 18 I was only 5'6, and 127lbs, balding, and with a dick slightly longer than 4 inches and not much better girth. But I mean I was not fat at the time, people said I had a nice face/funny personality and my hair was only beginning to recede. I managed to meet a girl. We were together for 3 years and it took me 2.5 years to open up to her fully. Then I caught her cheating and she ripped me apart. She used my past against me and made me feel horrible and she would demean me behind my back sexually to her friends. And then whenever I tried to meet other women they wouldn't even give me second thought because all they could see was a disgusting short, bald emotionally broken wreck. So no, I don't fucking care if I am obese you fucking faggots. SOCIETY MADE ME LIKE THIS. And all the fucking ADVERTISING of muscular attractive tall men in movies and commercials reinforces what is fucking almost unattainable for most because they don't have perfect genetics. So now I eat tons of food because it is the only thing that makes me feel ok and I like to drink a lot of gin/vodka and when I can get it I take oxycotin, and vicodin. I hate this world i ate this world i fucking HATE THIS WORLD and I fucking HATE women and I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU JUDGE ME FUCK ALL OF YOU

I'm probably a semi-alcoholic and love drinking. I like to mix it up a bit. Alcohol is stupid expensive where I live but I still get some good stuff from time to time. I usually get a few craft beers, drink them at the beginning of the evening and take tasting notes. Then I continue on with cheaper stuff. Cheap beer, cheap wine, red or white. Cheap whiskey. Sometimes vodka straight or mixed. (I very seldom buy expensive whiskey because I end up drinking it all almost in one sitting anyway. But imma get me something good to celebrate the new Twin Peaks when it comes out).

I'm mixing a cheap red wine with a sweet tea atm, it's great.

>>8678767
I would get sobi if my store carried it, but they sell me the Smirnoff handles for $75 per case.

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I literally just soaked paper towels with vodka and put it in my ass for the first time as an experiment.

AMA

>>8678851

What would your mother think if she knew?

>>8678851
Does it work?

usually rum, sometimes bourbon or rye. mostly because I like some flavor in my booze, but I'm not a huge fan of juniper, peat, or rotting vegetables

>>8678862
My mother is crazy and has repeatedly attempted to put me in jail under made-up shit and she herself is in jail now because of it.

I don't care.

>>8678863
I'm a heavy drinker to the point where I can drink a full liter of vodka a night or 20ish beers.

I've only been doing this for about 70min but, yes it does but not as well as the internet says. It bypasses your liver so it's much, much stronger which is why I'm basically taking small anal sips. I've lost a bit of my buzz from drinking orally but I just recently said fuck it and soaked a medium sized rag and put it up there. It's working a bit.

Holy shit is this whole thread copypasta?

>>8678805
So you've been posting this for a while now. Do you update your weight? It says 339 but I have to imagine it's only gone up.

With any luck you'll die soon. Hope it's painful and drawn out!

>>8678805
I've seen this pasta before.
I mean I'm sorry if things are like that for you, but I know this passage is a result of copy and paste even if it's your true story.

>>8678900

It's 355lbs now. I hope you get married, have 2 beautiful children and a loving wife. Then one day your children are run over by a truck and the following week you come home to find your wife willingly fucking her boss and your life is in worse shambles than mine. You are human garbage. I hate you fuck off.

>>8678863
Update, my legs are comfy and numbed. I think the reason it isn't working "that much" is because I'm really uncomfortable inserting things into my ass, I've never done it before tonight and I think I'm doing baby doses.

>>8678948
Further update.

The drunkenness is very comfy, the feeling is a little different. However, it hurts a lot and when I wipe my ass there's some blood. So I'm done.

Experiment over.

Conclusion:
>works
>high is preferable
>burns like hell
>annoying to go to the bathroom every 20min
>degrading

It's not worth it. I'd rather be sober, it really does hurt like hell.

>>8679043
In fact I would say the high is completely different. More of a body comfyness, not a head drunk.

>>8678851
Ugh, I tried plugging some shit a few nights ago. Not alcohol, but a different drug. It worked fantastically and was much more comfortable than snorting, but for a day or two after I felt slightly nauseous.

>>8678805
we tumblr now

>>8678627
Vodka and coke, usually a double.

I drink because I'm too uptight to interact with people properly without being like 50% alcohol.

>>8678627
I can't stop drinking soda, I usually drink a liter a day.

>>8678650
You're mixing it with water as that ice melts.

As the fictional Peter Griffin said (paraphrased)...

The difference between being a young kid and an adult is the difference between wanting alcohol and needing alcohol.

I'm the latter. I am in my mid-30s and I have discovered that as I age, and as my physical state steadily declines, things I used to find fun or thrilling are no longer as appealing as they once were. Even sex is less enticing. Alcohol is one of the few remaining things where I still find similar levels of pleasure as I had when I was in my early 20s, and if that means I'm going to end up with a liver the size of a Hummer, so be it.

>>8679269
Oh, and Yuengling is my beer of choice these days, though IPAs, which I used to avoid, have grown on me recently, as they have a higher alcohol content and can get a good buzz going faster..

>>8678722
Our liquor comes in 750ml bottles too

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>>8678722
we love you, anon

>>8679458

thanks I love you

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>>8678722
Go to /FIT/ bro, fuck your life.

Couldn't find the right img, but there was a sucidial story, basically saying

>"your suicidal? Great now the world is your oyster. Do things people who care about their lives wouldn't do and live your life.

Requesting img if anyones got it

>>8678627
99bananas, that schnapps stuff. The size bigger than the airplane bottle, they call them "doubles". The wy is because It's been on sale for a couple months now and it's not offensive. Get wasted in under $5

>>8678627
Lager, cider, wine.

I enjoy being pissed, I've been pissed for 20 years.


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>>8678722

> so I just drink, smoke, do drugs daily and eat like shit.
Sounds like a good life to me.
>4 inch dick
If she wants anything bigger just use your fist.
>Abused
Have you got that fucker back?

>>8678722
not sure if bait, but why let other people ruin your life?
Once you die and meet your maker, nothing else in this world matters
the only person that matters is YOU and YOUR journey.
So don't do shit that will fuck u up bad be it short or long term, live long and take what you want out of life

>>8678627
>What do you drink and why
Nothing because I'm smart.

>>8678627

I drink everything. I'm Irish.

How to end up as an alcoholic? I was drinking on every weekend for many months. Eventually I got so sick of the alcohol taste that there was nothing left that I could drink without the chance of vomiting.

>>8678805
>I hate this world i ate this world
W-was this on purpose? Are you going to eat the world?

>>8678810
>But imma get me something good to celebrate the new Twin Peaks when it comes out).
Alright I'm not a big drinker but I'll monitor these threads and drink when this happens; I hope Lunch delivers

>>8679043
You're breaking ground for those of us too afraid

>>8680496

Yes.....CHOMP

Everyone else can drink alcohol without getting addicted except you.

Makes ya think,huh?

>>8678810
You sound like an Ausbro.

>>8678627
Vodka mostly. Beer if I have to


Because crippling ptsd

>>8681065

Me 2

>>8680477
You have to become the liquor.

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>>8678627
>What do you drink
Usually wine with dinner, then a few beers an brandies to send me to sleep.
>and why
I started drinking on a daily basis after my first marriage ended. I was lonely and heartbroken, so I drank.Then my life got better. But I kept drinking because it was fun. Then I hit the point where I couldn't sleep unless I had a lot of alcohol in me. That's where I am now. My life is pretty good, I'm happily remarried, but come the evening if I want to get a decent night's sleep I have to get drunk. Otherwise I'll just lay in bed tossing and turning all night, keeping my wife awake.

>>8678851
Good on yaX

>What do you drink.
Beer and Whiskey.

>Why?
I'm stranded on a farm and the booze staves off the cabin fever.

>>8678851
Rather smoke a fat one tho... Vodka in my ass will tickle my hemaroids x

>>8682965
DUDE

Wisky vodka, and sometimes beer primarily to calm the fuck down about getting rejected from every college/scholarship i have applied for

Am i an alcoholic if i drink myself drunk once or twice every fortnight. And have a dram a whiskey everyday

>>8683000
Nah

>>8678627
Bourbon and beer.

Both go down easily and are a familiar taste from my earlier years.

>>8683000
You're an alcoholic if you can't not do that. If it's really a question, just stop and see what happens

>>8678805
>It's largely the fault of society.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. fatfuck

>>8683047
Well the amounts I drink are small compared to even regular young drinkers. But still it feels good to have a whisky each day. Its like coffee for me now.

>>8683154
Yeah, what I said has nothing to do with amount per day. You do it every day and are wondering if you're addicted to it. If you're not, then you can stop. If you can't stop, you probably are

>>8678627
[spoiler]margarita[/spoiler]

>>8683181
Guess I am for now. Maybe Ill get bored of whisky soon. Literally drink it for the taste. I drink vodka or beer to get drunk though. Or wine. Everything tastes so boring after you get used to whisky...

>>8678627
nothing anymore, 40 days sober and i feel fucking great. fuck you fucking retarded fucks.

I'm sipping on a 250ml sailor Jerry rum bottle I got as a gift. First night I sipped on half of it straight (didn't have anything to mix it with). I'm gonna ration the rest on some rum n cokes. I'll be going back to the liquor store soon.

Any recommendations for a good gin? I don't know too much about which brand would be good

>>8678627
I drink Busch Light, because I like to always have something in my hand, and the hangovers are much less.

It's odd, I started with it in high school, but am a consummate enthusiast of craft beer. Used to buy shitload of good stuff to try it all, but then saw it costs too much money. Settled on a 30 rack macro in The Champagne of Beers. To cut calories and abv, then went to a light beer, which I contend the best of would be Busch.

The cyclical nature preference.

>>8679043
If you consume alcohol through your as s do you still get the calories?

>drinking the bottled jew

>>8678650
>>
>whiskey
>always on the rock

You're like a tramp explaining why the dumpsters outside Wasabi are better than the ones outside McDonalds.

Quick post the best whisky you've ever had.

>>8678688
Same senpai. I buy four locos because their cheap and fuck you up lol

>>8683227
Why?

>>8678627
grenadine

>>8678627
Long term drunk here. been cutting down a bit. Have drug and alcohol test in 8 days. Will I pass? Can't get straight answers on google. If I drink tomorrow...then take a break. Will I be good?

>>8690054
what do you have to take an alcohol test for?

>>8678627
I drink anything and because I enjoy it.

>>8678627
Drink wine, martini, pernod
To
Let my artistic ideas come to reality
Which
Almost fails

Typically drink cheap vodka and lemonade because I have a severe case of OCD and its making my life hell.

Guys my face goes numb sporatically and my blood pressure shoots up a day after I'm done binging. What's wrong with me? I'm scared I'm dying. I've only been doing this alcoholism thing for a couple of years, not most of my life

>>8690115
Dude, see a doctor, you can get medics for that (i do).
Blood pressure is also inherited .

>>8690128
I have my annual physical at the beginning of April. My parents and at least my mom's immediate family have no blood pressure issues. I had it checked back in January and it was fine then too. I was very confused to find out otherwise when I checked it for kicks last Saturday

I usually drink 2 40zs of steel reserve a night. Have been for years

>>8690115
Look up alcohol withdrawal kindling, shit happened to me and is some fucking bullshit.

>>8679331
best reply so far.

>>8690165
Well fuck I hope that's not what it is. Even if it isn't the other options don't sound great either. Fuck I have no idea how to avoid this happening besides complete abstinence, and that's gonna put a damper in hanging out with friends

>>8690060
Job that involves driving and high voltage. Haven't had a good job in years. I don't do drugs but most of the people i've lived with smoke weed a lot. Been staying at a friends who only smokes it outside now. So i haven't been exposed for 2 weeks to weed smoke. I drink all the time, but I can handle going a week or so without any...will that be long enough?

>>8682970
WEED

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>>8679865
i go insane on that stuff.

there's also 99 peaches and 99 apples.

i usually drink Taaka tho

>>8678627
i only drink beer now. i used to drink bottom shelf vodka until it really fucked me up, gave me issues with my heart

i quit for a year and now im back, i started having anxiety attacks when i quit and ive never been the same since then. always worried about my heart and how quickly everything could go to shit at a moments notice for no reason

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>He thinks he has a drinking problem

Hue Hue Hue.

Go though 2 gallons of vodka a week for years, then get back to me.

>>8683538
bombay saphire (the light blue bottle) is tasty. expensive though. most people just get tanqueray.

seagrams makes a drinkable gin. just dont let anyone see the label.

>>8678627
I went for a bloodtest last summer. My liver test was 4 times what it should be. Doctor told me to stop drinking for a month and come back. To afraid to get another test and have just carried on drinking. Im 27 years old, been drinking hard since 15. How fucked am I?

>>8691059
Guess you're this kind of person who learned the hard way.
I'll visit you in E.R. whsipering in your ear
" anon,, come back, youre an idiot, but dont deserve to die just yet"

>>8690670
what do you do with that "stress ball"? really curious

>>8691095
It's a jumping off point

I'm just kidding, It's just an old egg I found in my fridge drawer and decided to freeze it to throw off my balcony at someone at a later time. Never got around to it

>>8691059
try some moderated drinking. takes sips of beer rather than huge gulps. try to make a beer last an hour. youll be surprised how the cravings disappear. adults should be able to practice self control and moderate with sex, food, alcohol... anything. its part of growing up.

>>8691119
>moderated drinking
HA! Oh boy, I remember what I was like before AA. I was in such denial, I believed that kind of trash. Now I know that moderate drinking just isn't an option for this ol' alcoholic.

>>8678888

>small anal sips

I drink wine, tequila, and gin gladly, but will drink vodka, whiskey or rum if it's all I can get my hands on because I'm degenerate alcoholic.

>>8678722
>750m bottle (26 oz for you Americans)
in America, our bottles are still marked 750mL but we call it a "fifth."
the bigger bottles that are 1.75L we call a "handle."

>>8678627
I drink beer, wine, whiskey, vodka, rum, tequila, or whatever I feel like. I drink it because it tastes good and it makes me feel good.

>>8690054
Alcohol is out of your system in a few hours to a day but what they test for is the metabolites from alcohol which can last in your body 5-6 days or more, so I would say if you're really concerned about it, don't drink any more between now and the test. If you've been drinking consistently for a while your body has those metabolites built up. Take a quickie tolerance break and drink a lot of water between now and then.

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>>8678627
Beer and Rum

When I was 21 I got my knee replaced, after the doctor cut off the morphine I started drinking to compensate for the pain. Even after the pain was mostly under control I kept drinking. It made doing all sorts of stuff fun, gave me a confidence boost when I was out, Made me more social ect ect. After about 2 years my friends start moving on with there lives and I stayed the same. Slowly started drinking more and more, when I was 24 I ended up in the Hospital for 3 days because I drank a handle of R&R in 3 hours and woke up in horrid pain, Doctors said I drank so much my spleen started hemorrhaging badly. They almost took it out but the bleeding stopped after a day. Now im 26, working as a dishwasher 3 days a week living with my parents with no car. Can barely talk to women anymore. I feel as if I can't even get a buzz anymore just go from sober to sloppy drunk. Hardly do I ever find the middle ground anymore and I am getting worse by the week. Now I drink before work during my lunch break and after work. I can barely eat now and its hard for me to eat anything more then a small sandwich or a slice of pizza without throwing up. I really need to quit but I just can't.

TL:dr I started because it was a from of physical pain management and spiraled hard and now I drink to keep the depression and demons of the past suppressed.

>>8679250
water is a common mixer for whiskey...

I wasted alot of years drinking and didn't even realize why I was doing it till I got sober for a while. Basically I had anxiety and depression which started from heavy pot use, then thought I felt better from drinking, so fell into that. Then after that started losing its magic I found oxies, added that to the mix, again, thought I felt better, which I did at first, only to feel even worse after I built a tolerance. Ive been sober for like 3 months now and am realizing I have alot of issues like anxiety , depression, and denial/lying to myself, that I would use drugs to basically forget about and pretend I was ok with everything. Only after getting sober am I starting to realize how much I actually apreciate life, and how I have been living like a complete idiot/asshole for such a long time. shitty feels tbhfam

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>>8683538
Gin is my go to liqour. New amsterdam, straight, or with club soda. 13.99 per 750, goes down like water.

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>>8678627
>what
mostly just fireball and sometimes limoncello since it's tasty and pretty close to the ABV price floor in Ontario, i miss when we had 4packs of Unibroue La Fin Du Monde 9% for $10 but for some reason i can NEVER find it in any LCBO now
>why
anxiety, depression, a young childhood rendered mostly unremembered due to what was probably some kind of sexual abuse, a family that mostly tries to forget i exist, and a lifetime of problems and failures each brought on by some or all of these

>>8683538
>yeet
yesterday in education employment or training?

>>8690190
reminder to never go cold turkey, wean yourself off over a few days unless you want seizures and shit

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>>8678627
i drink shitty vodka because thats all i can afford with my shitty underpaid pastry cook job
i drink because i feel i have to. i started drinking because i had an eating disorder that ruined my life and my personality and scared all my friends away, now i drink because I feel like shit when i don't and because ic ant sleep withotut it

>>8692110
New Amsterdam is dank stuff. I had pineapple with 7up last time I got it have heard nothing but good about the brand since.

>>8691742
They bumped the test up to tomorrow, so i'm probably fucked? Definitely hasn't been 5 days.
Is this a common thing now? First job i've ever heard of testing for people who drink on their time off...

>>8692372
I can't even tell what that bottle says

What is it

>>8693393
>I can't even tell what that bottle says
i'm at a loss for words

>decide to be social for once
>go to uni year society night out
>get ridiculously drunk
>pretty sure I tried to hit on a few grills on my course
>apparently I was thrown out of the club for being too drunk
>somehow got home
>flat covered in vomit and mud
Just kill me now. Last time I try to be social, I just make an arse of myself. Some guy had a panic attack and got put in an ambulance so at least that has diverted some attention from my antics. I will stick to drinking on my own from now on

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>>8678888
>anal sips
this fucking place

>>8693400
so is he

I turn 21 in 5 days

What should I buy?