itt: unitaskers you fell for that now you can't live without

>>8674652
Dehydrator
I love me some fruit chips.

>>8674652
A deep fryer is just as much a unitasker as an oven is

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this jar opener for my weak faggot hands

>>8674687

Best Unitasker, all others are lame.

>>8674687
It would be a unitasker if you could only fit one kind of thing in it.

>>8674686
>girlfriend is trying to open a can of apricot preserves
>I can hear her grunting and straining from the living room
>this goes on for several minutes as she resorts to swearing and muttering
>the stench of female sweat pervades the house
>she finally walks in quickly and throws the jar in my lap
>open it she commands in a frustrated tone
>I look up and smirk at her
>What about empowerment of women? I ask
>she looks at me pleadingly, mouths the word 'please'
>I thought you were a strong independent woman who don't need no-
>she screams in female hysteria
>begins to cry
>storms out of the living room to go watch Sex In The City in the bedroom
>I snort in triumph and pop open that can of preserves
>enjoying my delicious prize

>>8674745
wrong