Local Humiliation General

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nearest place had all five stars with the exception of this 4 star review.

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>>8674327
>The chicken wings smelled foul (no pun intended)

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1/2

For a local sushi place that my friends hype up like it's some next shit, but it's honestly nothing too great.

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2/2

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This place went out of business a while back but the reviews were hilarious.

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Didn't read this fucking novel, but I'm sure it's a shitty review just based on the person's picture
I've never been inside this place, but everybody says its shit

>>8674935
I guarantee she's a "quirky" overweight woman with too much self confidence.

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Mary S. is a real cunt.

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>>8674948
Bingo

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>>8674957

>>8674935
A review should be about the food, not about yourself. I guarantee a woman wrote this.
just get to the fucking point

>>8674935
I'm sure the place is horrible, but that woman sounds flyover as fuck.

>>8674327
>The egg drop soup looked and tasted like colored water
>tasted like colored water

kek

>>8674956
John J is a fucking boss.
Good on him for having the guts to say it how it is.
Would dine anytime at BOB/10

>>8674956
I'd eat here just to spite that bitch
People who take seating into their own hands and ruin the floor setup are the worst and make the server's, kitchen's and other guest's lives so much harder and really hurts a busy dinner.
also
>jon taffer host of Bar rescue
Worse than the fags who watch too much kitchen nightmares and suddenly become an expert on food safety laws and regulations

>>8674327
I can't sort Yelp by rating. What gives?

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close enough

>>8675070
Deep dish is good but thin crust is legit bad

>>8674925
Please post more, this sounds incredible

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>mfw pizza memes between Chicago and New York are real

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place is called #1 kitchen

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>>8675086

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>>8674327

Most of these reviews are just stupid and boring.

>1 star.
>The food sucked and it didnt taste good wah wah wah.
>I'm mad because other people like it and they told me to try it.

Enough of this pansy bullshit. Let's see some temper tantrums .

>>8674956
they both sound like complete fuckwads. the owner even more so for engaging in a he said she said argument. it would have made more sense to just use a canned "sorry about your poor experience, here's a coupon" response than engage into a showdown like an insecure teenage retard.

>>8675207
I disagree.
He has every right to defend his restaurant, especially if he is completely honest in his response.
Handing out coupons here and there is probably what the woman wanted and is used to.
I'd always chose a restaurant where the staff care enough about it to defend it over one that just bends over and gets fucked by every customer.

>>8675207
>Americans actually believe this

>>8675213
except the coupon is just a backhanded "resolution." the idea is that she won't come back so the coupon won't be used, but it makes the owner look generous and like he wants to make his customers happy.

i see a response like that and i automatically think the owner is a jackass with a holier than though attitude, and the political quip just further proves that he's insufferable. yeah, it's clear she's a cunt. her review makes it clear enough, so there's no need to try and make her out to be an even bigger cunt unless you're a cunt yourself that just can't let things go.

>>8675226
Ah ok, gotcha.
Yeah in that sense that's probably an ok strategy.

>>8674956
Based BOB

>>8675226
I agree. It's better to not publicly drag yourself and your business down for thw sake of standing up for yourself. Yeah, 1 star reviews suck, but plenty of potential patrons will see his reaction and decide to go elsewhere in fear that, if they, themselves have a poor experience, it may not get resolved, and instead receive a snarky retort from DA BOSS.

It is important in the biz to kill them with kindness to their face, and if needed shit talk them behind their back.

>>8675278
probably a flyover that has never ate at a nicer restaurant
>pasta was chewy not aldente
Probably confused fresh pasta for being undercooked. When I started at the italian restaurant I worked at previously I never tasted a homemade pasta and thought it was kinda chewy at first, but it's actually a lot better than the dried stuff.
>salt is not a food group
You use a lot of salt in any restaurant. A lot of older white folks have a strange aversion to seasoning food. my parents, for example always tell me to not use salt when I cook because of muh sodium, and guess what? Their food is bland and shitty. If you don't like seasoning than ask for no salt in your dish and complain about how bland it is.
>muh wine pour is too small
Wine pours are not supposed to be big. again this shows that the person has probably never been to a nicer eating establishment/bar.
>muh music
You're not the DJ. A lot of places won't play shit that's blatantly offensive, but if you don't like what's playing then leave
>muh bill is too much
if you thought that was gonna be too much than why did you eat there?

>>8675278
>sheik

>>8675318
>not enjoying some allah akbar with your dining experience
pleb

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>>8675112
I as under the impression New York City was known for pizza not Buffalo New Yorker

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Ming's Asian Cuisine:

Meh tier fusion restaurant. I know if someone is a flyover if they genuinely enjoy the place.

The time I went there I got what I think was intended to be Singapore noodles, but they called it curry something. Tasted bad.
To make matters worse, they tried to rush us through the whole meal b/c some patrons wanted our spot.

>>8675301
>Their food is bland and shitty
or maybe you are so addicted to salt you forgot how yo taste what's in your mouth outside of the primary receptor of your tongue that aren't dead from smoking.

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>yelp reviews

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>>8674925
top fucken kek

Yelp reviewers are cancer.

>>8675796
Hai Joe.

>>8675273
>plenty of potential patrons will see his reaction and decide to go elsewhere in fear that, if they, themselves have a poor experience

Their own poor experience was a result of their own actions.

The poor experience of everyone surrounding them is not.

The owner is completely in the right. If I were one of those who were inconvenienced by these buffoons, I wouldn't return until the owner had sorted them out and made sure that they understood that inconveniencing others is not appropriate behaviour.

>>8675301
>defending a random expensive place that's a cheap ass stingy oversalted mess

Why?

>>8676040
That's your call. I would like to see how long a business would last under such gung-ho ethics, because odds are it would not last more than a year.

>>8675112
>>8675070
I'm surprised these weren't removed by Yelp. I wrote a review there once where I compared two restaurants (both gyros places, and it was a detailed and very honest and fair comparison), and Yelp deleted the review and froze my registration. I quit bothering to post anything there because fuck Yelp.

>>8675184
What the FUCK is that second thing supposed to be?

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I've never been here, but I used to pass by it on my way to cookout during late night food runs. The place is adjacent to a fucking industrial warehouse of all things.

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> the debate was over a pizza with half jalapeños or half as much jalapeños but on the whole pizza

How incompetent do you have to be to not understand what half a topping means on a pizza

>>8675860
that is actually a brilliant strat

>>8676299
If your only review is going in-depth to say why the reviewed restaurant is worse than another, they could think you're the other restaurant's owner trying to prop up his own business, because shady people do do that all the time

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Couldn't find lower than 2.

>I just lost all of my appetite when I saw how their mother, swoosh and whiz, cleaned the pizza oven with the mop, together with the floor. Not recommended.

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>>8676712
* pic

>>8676669
There's a restaurant that actually asks customers to give it 1-star reviews. Not because of picky or spiteful customers, but because Yelp tried to shakedown the owners in order to make better reviews more visible, and they weren't having any of it.

>>8674327
I know it's a bar and not a food establishment but the horrific reviews and cringey responses from the owner are worth it <span class="yelp-review" data-review-id="SiU3EOwXC2-WIdrnqOM_8w" data-hostname="www.yelp.com">Read <a href="https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=6_jcpRCHxiWEKnTIGR1zOQ" rel="nofollow noopener">S F.</a>'s <a href="https://www.yelp.com/biz/salzy-brooklyn-3?hrid=SiU3EOwXC2-WIdrnqOM_8w" rel="nofollow noopener">review</a> of <a href="https://www.yelp.com/biz/GlC2DVM67_dxvL_ef1YxtQ" rel="nofollow noopener">Salzy</a> on <a href="https://www.yelp.com" rel="nofollow noopener">Yelp</a><script async="async" src="https://www.yelp.com/embed/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script></span>

I copied the text because I am on my phone and couldn't get a screenshot of the whole review.


I had a great experience the first time I ate here. That was well over a year ago. I was planning to go again tonight so I decided to read some of the recent reviews. I came across this interaction between the (new) owner and another yelper. After reading the owner's response to this person's review I have decided that I will not return to A+A Sichuan China. If this place is run by someone who is this petty then forget them. Asia Cafe and Sichuan Garden (in Round Rock) are so good that I don't need to support this joker's business.

Comment from Ji C. of A Plus A Sichuan China, Business Owner
9/1/2015 I understand your frustration not be able to get the "special treat" you have been enjoying for a long time. As a new owner, I need to be fair to every customer. Every modification of a dish takes a lot of effort in the kitchen which you probably will never think of. Have you ever given a thought what would be like in our kitchen if all our customers like you want something extra for free? Above all, this is what I want to say to you. If you can be grateful instead of frustrating about things you are not entitle to, you will be a lot happier eating in our restaurant. I understand I hurt your feeling. Please understand me that I have to do the right thing. You are always welcome to our restaurant.There are a lot of areas for me and our restaurant to improve. We won't be perfect, but we will be better. Thank you.

So the owner is saying it takes "a lot of effort in the kitchen" to add a little more broccoli and less beef to a dish? What a clown.

>>8676776
sorry I obviously have no idea what I'm doing

>>8676694
one star reviews that amount to "the place is overrated" always make me think that the reviewer is retarded and/or a shill. overrated doesn't mean bad, so it shouldn't deserve a one star rating. if your only comment is that it's "overrated" then it's pretty clear that it's not bad because you'd explicitly list all the things that make the place bad.

worst part is that he allegedly went there multiple times and still rated it one star, which just makes him look even more retarded.

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>>8676776
>>8676792
We've all been there. It's okay.

>>8676776
>"Do you support Hillary?"
>"Well trump won!"
>"What are you brown?"
>"You look brown"
>"Does that mean you're a terrorist?"
>"Yeah you're a terrorist"
>"You're going to blow yourself up outside"
>"You'll be deported soon anyway"
>"Oh and me and you can't be friends because I'm Jewish and Jews and Muslims can't be friends"
kek for a new yawker she sounds pretty based.

>>8676813
I've been there a handful of times myself when I've been in Detroit, and they legit make the best 'go 'za in town, and their thin crust (which is really just a normal crust by anyone else's standards) was damn good too, they use a great sauce

It is a bit expensive, but there's a good reason why the place is always packed, and I think that faggot just wanted to be a hipster and say he hates the thing everyone else likes, especially since he never once actually pointed out any specific thing he didn't like, just "it's bad"

>>8674956
That honestly sounds pretty shitty, and John makes it sound even worse.

>>8675226
>>8675273
This is pretty much the way I see it. It's more or less expected for unreasonable retards to give 1 star reviews that no one takes seriously, the fact the owner went on to write a big long butthurt essay in response makes it look like they legitimately fucked up and are trying to perform damage control.

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>>8675112
>I'm a New Yorker, I know thin crust pizza.

Literally can't roll my eyes hard enough.

>>8675796
tyler blown the heck out

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>>8674327
Fucking lol

This is a local family run Thai place, and the best in the area for sure. I totally know which delivery guy she means, and he's obviously legit mentally challenged but harmless. Also, the area is a little shady in general, (Bangladeshis, blacks, and Koreans all in a gentrifying neighborhood, what could go wrong?) and a sperg delivery guy is the least problem we have going on.

>>8675273
I think his response was critical because he answered vague claims like a lack of customer service with a detailed explanation of how the rest of the customers in the restaurant were having their experience ruined by one table. The restaurant will be better off without the business of those entitled few. Those customers sounded like the sort of folks who say "I'll take my money elsewhere then!" to a crowded place with a wait. Here's a clue worth remembering: NOBODY CARES if you threaten to take your loud complaining money away from a busy, happy place.

>>8675207
Cuck

>>8674956
been there, its GOAT

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>>8675301
>You use a lot of salt in any restaurant.

Are you trying to suggest that it's not possible to oversalt a dish?

Why are you trying so hard to defend this restaurant? Do you work there or something?

No bad review in my area at all except for one vegan complaining that there was no vegan dish.

>>8675207
Going to agree with the other guy, you're a cuck.

These people can go fuck themselves with a rake, miss menopause was most likely expecting free shit after her party of animals decided that if rules of nature are enough for them it's good enough for everyone around them.

>>8674957
Every fucking time.

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>>8674956
>0 friends
Sounds about right

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Authentic Chinese restaurants are GREAT for bad reviewers because a bunch of dumb white flyovers go there and order the orange chicken and get mad that it sucks.

>For starters, I don't think these other reviewers know what Chinese food is supposed to taste like

>>8675273
If you're scared the owner is gonna chew you out for saying something bad that's probably because you know you're gonna be a humongous asshole about it. I complain at restaurants rarely and when I do I'm not a total dickhead about it and I've never had an issue. Seeing the owner of a restaurant have some balls and standing up to rude customers personally makes me want to eat there more. I wish Yelp had a Bullshit button alongside the Useful, Funny, and Cool ones.

>>8675301
Well, you can tell your boss that you defended the place on a Thai ladyboy appreciation whiteboard.

>>8674957
>Overland Park, KS
That town is full of retards.

>>8677706
It's alright.
it's kinda boring while you're growing up, but once you're old enough to drive down to KC it's a lot better. I moved to lawrence for college for a while and that place was leagues worse than OP.

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Neat place by the river. Never really had a bad experience there but I would not write home about it.

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>>8677780

Another place that focuses on seafood. Not sure who this is humiliating more though

>>8677718
Meh, I didn't have the best time when I lived in Kansas so that might color my opinion on the state as a whole. KC was pretty cool, though.

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I'm not quite sure why she thought taking the sick person out to eat was a good idea.

>>8677908
Most likely a fat slob who was more interested in feeding herself than actually being helping a sick "friend"

>>8677832
Kansas as a whole is a shithole, don't get me wrong. Johnson county and a little bit of douglas county are the only places worth living there at all.
I live in JC right now and I'm itching to move to missouri, once I can get enough money to secure a little chunk of land for me and some bees

>>8676579
>jalapeños
>"to spicy hot"
Pinches gringos

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I work at this restaurant.

I have no idea who this short old man is.

We've never employed a short old man.

>>8676677
Well I'm not, so fuck those faggots.

>>8675278
All dente basically is supposed to have a lot of resistance, ie chewy

>>8678129
Wow the person that wrote this is just a big chunk of cancer

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This is the worst review for a bakery about a minute from my house. I don't go there often myself because the staff think I'm insane but their food is top notch.

>>8678129
I like the idea of a random old dude completely unaffiliated with the property deciding to argue with a group of middle-aged women for no reason.

>>8674896
>For a local sushi place that my friends hype up like it's some next shit

What strange method of communication is this

>>8674935
I hope that cunt gets brain cancer

>>8678601
That's a big far m8...

>>8678018
Awful sounding wet end customers! They arrive and admit that they both told the hosts "it'd be better if you had a sign". Well if it's some rural dinner party then the secret nature of it sounds charming. Also, if you're in an intimate setting where the person who grew/raised your food is describing a course, of COURSE you shouldn't talk over them you self absorbed idiot! Go to some retarded place with big signs and laminated menus and eat shit and die

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>orders mac and cheese at a Mexican restaurant
>complains about it

>>8679006
>Well if it's some rural dinner party
It isn't.

The place is advertised as a reservation-only restaurant.

>>8674442
Sounds like a bad arthouse film...

>>8674957
>Overland Park

Glad me and my wife dont live there.

>>8678018
Name?

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>>8674327
This was where my sister had her rehearsal dinner and I agree with the bloke

Guys seriously, stay away from Wisconsin

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1/2

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>>8679557
2/2

>>8677643
>Authentic Chinese restaurants are GREAT for bad reviewers because a bunch of dumb white flyovers go there and order the orange chicken and get mad that it sucks.
i don't think you realize how retarded you even sound. your probably think "authentic" ethnic restaurants have to be dirty ran down shacks, you retarded faggot.

>>8678415
he is right, though. you have to be a complete idiot to mix your business and politics, especially when your business is so far removed from politics.

>>8677908
manager did the right thing imo. every job I've ever had they told us do not touch bodily fluids for any reason. most places aren't properly equipped to clean up that kind of stuff, and just like the reviewer says they don't know if the person was on chemotherapy or something, the restaurant doesn't know if that person could have hiv or some shit.

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Is she right?

>>8679986
There's no right or wrong. The establishment can do whatever it wants. If they like to alienate their customers, good for them.

>>8679986
Yes, she's right. If they don't want to take delivery orders at 6:55, then the menu should say that delivery orders are to be placed by 6:55, not 7:00.

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its not fare!

>>8679986

She's a cunt, you dont need customers like her.

>baby corn that crumbles like stale bread in your mouth

I can barely imagine this.

>>8680667
I can't help but think that they do have a serious complaint here but are ham-stringed by their obvious lack of education and being niggers.

>>8679588
I understand and agree with his point. I've witnessed it first hand. Authentic Sichuan chinese restaurant in my area makes unbelievable sichuan dishes, but many reviewers (and all of my coworkers) have a bad experience because they order orange chicken and it doesn't taste like panda express.

>>8678415
>>8679619
I read that as, politics free zone.
That person is just a triggered drumpfkin

>>8680667
>>8680691
apparently it's a common tactic for niggers to claim to be overcharged and then chimp out about discrimination to try and coerce restaurants to give them free meals.

>>8680713
Yeah, because Trump is synonymous with politics. Fuck off to /cgl/, you dumb whore.

>>8678415
>I'm a visiting American
>neighbourhood
lol broke her role

>>8679619
It's not stupid to mix business and politics when your customers like the display of said politics. It's a pretty savvy move if done correctly; you'll gain many customers at the expense of a couple.

>>8680720
>you'll gain many customers at the expense of a couple.
no, you won't. it's a restaurant in a leftist country, and in an even more leftist city. they are doing nothing but preaching to the choir. maybe if it was an online business that would be the case, but not when it's a physical business that doesn't ship. all they did was lose some customers for the sake of showing off their stupidity. i'd walk out too if i saw that shit or anything similar.

>>8680733
>it's a restaurant in a leftist country, and in an even more leftist city. they are doing nothing but preaching to the choir.
Which is a good idea, you are blending in with your clientele. Putting a sign on the door takes it a step further and identifies you as one of them.

If you go to gay areas in cities you'll often find businesses have rainbow flags and triangles to identify their establishments as gay-friendly. They are clearly in a gay area with lots of gay customers, so visually signalling their support appeases potential customers even more.

>all they did was lose some customers for the sake of showing off their stupidity. i'd walk out too if i saw that shit or anything similar.
You wouldn't go there because it doesn't conform to YOUR politics, not because it is a business making a vapid political statement. I'm sure you are fine with businesses being overtly Christian or melding American patriotism with their brand.

Just be honest with yourself, you are offended because it is against your beliefs, not because it is bringing politics to an unrelated business in general.

>>8675278

Was "sheik" supposed to mean chique? Goddamn pseudo-intellectuals always get me rustled

>>8675278
>sheik
She knew parsimonious and not chic?

>>8674812
Check his other reviews, maybe it's a massive Jew joke.

Does anyone take Yelp seriously anymore, or have spoiled housewives and entitled non-collegiates completely torpedoed whatever wafer thin credibility they once had?

>>8680758
>Just be honest with yourself, you are offended because it is against your beliefs, not because it is bringing politics to an unrelated business in general.
nice projecting, but i'm not a leftist. any sort of political statements make a business unappealing to me. if your business is not politics then you have no business in shoehorning politics into your business. you also clearly have no business sense of you think that alienating potential clientele makes sense.

>>8680758
>If you go to gay areas in cities you'll often find businesses have rainbow flags and triangles to identify their establishments as gay-friendly. They are clearly in a gay area with lots of gay customers, so visually signalling their support appeases potential customers even more.

Not to mention it's nice to know there's a place I can eat at where I know the waitstaff won't try to call me a faggot and kick me out and the gay flag at the door will probably trigger cuckservatives into eating somewhere else

>>8679544
>This was where my sister had her rehearsal dinner

What the FUCK is a rehearsal dinner?

fucking white """people""" smdh...

>>8680970
>you also clearly have no business sense of you think that alienating potential clientele makes sense.

It can make very good sense if that decision alienates fewer customers than it attracts.

>>8681072
>What the FUCK is a rehearsal dinner?

It's when people rehearse their wedding ceremony before the actual wedding.

>>8681059
>Not to mention it's nice to know there's a place I can eat at where I know the waitstaff won't try to call me a faggot and kick me out

The classic "things that never happen". Are you okay?

>>8674935
>"it's not my favorite"
Fat people speak for "I don't like it but don't wanna seem like a fatass with the palate of a 7 year old." Who doesn't like rice anyway?

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>>8674956
>And now for the real rather than the alternative facts.

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>>8674411
>but i was stoned so i choked it down

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>>8677808
>im a big girl

>>8680970
>if your business is not politics then you have no business in shoehorning politics into your business.
If it's your business, you can do whatever you want.

Buck Knives, Chik-Fil-A, etc. make a tidy profit with their overt Christian business plan. Lots of businesses tout American patriotism too.

If the restaurant had a sign saying "we support trump" and liberals protested outside, I'm sure you would be singing another tune... about how you'd patronize the restaurant, how dumb lefties are, how it's the business' right, etc.

>>8681081
>homophobia doesn't exist because I said so!

>>>/pol/

>>8681175
i already told you that you can stop projecting. i made my opinion abundantly clear. arguing against a strawman and claiming that to be my opinion just makes you look like a moron.

not to mention that protesting and consciously trying to harm a business is quite a bit different than choosing not to patronize a business.

>>8681189
How am I projecting? I don't identify with either the left or the right and I believe a business can operate however they like. I also understand that many businesses identify with local or special interests, sometimes at the expense of potential clientele who dislike their views/agenda/marketing.

What exactly am I projecting? Freedom of choice and freedom of expression?

>>8681175
>Lots of businesses tout American patriotism too.

As silly as it sounds, this works very well! I own a small business and frankly it has nothing to do with "patriotic" products. A couple years ago I started pushing the "made in America" advertising concept on a whim. I also started giving out discounts to veterans. Even though I thought the idea was rather silly personally, I couldn't argue with the results. It was hugely successful.

>>8681200
Most Americans buy 95% Chinese or foreign-made products.... but if you start shouting "AMERICAN MADE!" they'll be more likely to buy it even if it is a little bit more, sort of like their charity act for the month. If I had a business I would definitely push local, American, Support Our Troops, all that stuff.

>>8681184
Who are you quoting? I never said that. I'm just saying your scenario is a made up lie. Waiters dont go up to patrons and ask their sexual orientation. Second, only floor managers and up have the ability to kick people out no the waitstaff.

I would know, i go out with my boyfriend all the time and have never been accosted for being gay. This is why homophobia exists is because of these fabricated exaggerations.

>>8681212
>if I pretend to be gay, my uninformed opinion is more credible
lol

>>8679588
He's totally right, there's a Zagat rated Sichuan place near my house and there a tons of "meh, the chicken fingers were average the pupu platter was small and why don't they deliver?" reviews from old fogeys. meanwhile there's a line out the door every weekend, and 80% of the customers are Chinese and you can. not. fake. that. shit.

>>8677808
>im a big girl
uuuu

>>8676579
>It's up to them to call me and remind my old ass I have a free pizza

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>he didn't like his glassburger

fucking ingrate

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>>8681252
Would you pay $42 (plus tip) for this?

>>8681214
Not an argument

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>>8681302
How about $30 for this filet mignon?

>>8681302
Depends, how drunk am i?

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this thread is fun /ck/ isn't totally dead inside. here's mine, this place was on Bar Rescue like 4 years ago but it remains a major local source of lulz.

There's a shitload more bad reviews about the townie staff and shithead regulars and the food is hilariously bad because they won't hire any Mexicans
>smokey sally
>kek

>>8680594
>angry cubicle jockey that has never worked in a restaurant.

>>8675301
WHAT is your deal? I had a horribly over salted duck poutine at some faggot bar called Darby's in Vancouver and they had my yelp review removed for complaining! Shit was inedible lol

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I go here probably twice a week

>>8681335
No, she's right. Most places put the delivery order cutoff at 30 mins to an hour before they close. The restaurant legit just fucked up.

Is it a big deal that warrants a one star rating? Of course not, but if what they really mean is they don't want any delivery drivers out after 7, then they should revise the menu.

>>8681320
>the food is hilariously bad because they won't hire any Mexicans

kek, what?

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"Going to a party"

>>8681421
>orange chicken was drenched in some sauce that was super sticky, virtually inedible

Well yes, that's orange chicken.

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>>8675086

Look up Florencia's Pizza in California

>>8675070

>aurelio's

That place is one step above Papa John's and nothing more

>>8680713

uh, learn to read, i guess? lol

>>8680758

my beliefs are right.

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Be very careful with the To Go, I bought 3 pizzas in a hurry , got home and 2 boxes empty

>>8681072
>niggers don't understand traditional American marriage conventions because they don't get married

Really fires the neurons

>>8677583

>airbrushing your yelp profile pic

>>8681492
the previous management were a bunch of racist chucklefucks and they hired their scruffy white townie buddies as cooks, and the food was basically as good as teh kitchen was sober.

the new management is some culinary arts fuckhead that wants to serve 'robust artisnal classics with a twist' and shit, so he only hires useless cookiing school fags that go into total breakdown mode when things get even a tiny bit hectic.

If they would just hire some Mexicans like everyone else their food would be straightened out forever, but they won't. Watching the kitchen sink like the Titantic on a Friday night is funny as hell, I won't lie. I only drink there

>>8678119
>it's okay to get an order wrong if the customer is white

What's your tumblr, friend?

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Local farm to table institution with rotating menu, attractive and personable waitresses, and an excellent drink selection. This is the one star review. He deserves death.

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Here's two for ya. I actually like the place, got a philly cheese steak calzone from em.

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600 reviews, with a average above 4.5.

>>8682158
>bringing a hundro to a sandwich shop

There are many people in this world who should be erased.

>>8682070

Fuck that guy. If he got a passport he would know that free refills rarely exist outside the US at all.

>>8682158

>oil rolls down your arm
What the fuck. I know the where there's fat, there's flavor rule, but isn't this a little ridiculous?

>>8676885
What a fucking bitch. Her neighbor Trayshawn was probably waiting to pull the trigga on the nigga to get bigga.

>>8678478
Torontonian language

>>8678415
Walk in with a MAGA hat for lulz

>tfw literally too flyover to find any amusing 1 star reviews
Half the restaurants here don't even HAVE 1 star reviews

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Family has own of the worst reviewed restaurants in the area AMA

>>8683194
>12.50 for one cocktail
This place should be torched

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>>8683194
>The runner slammed down 3 spare plates in the middle of the table very rudely expecting us to pass them out to each other. Our mouths dropped as we stared at each other!
>Plus The Rugs are pulling up from the floor

I'm going to guess it's a skinny middle aged white woman writing this. Am I right?

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>>8683234
Was literally the first one one their page, too many to choose from.

Here's the longest one I've found

>>8676776
O I am laffin. That place is probably doomed in that neighborhood daang.

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>>8681320
>FREE DRINKS FOR HOT GIRLS!

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>>8683285
>tiramisu was bad
>at Chinese restaurant
>in Germany
Really?

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>>8676579
>my Daughter's a Marine and she stood her ground.

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>implying that all Yelp reviews aren't rival restaurant owners

>>8675278
I'm mainly mad she's bitching about James Brown.

>>8683383
Just how much cum has she guzzled?

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>>8681320
>still tipped 20%

>>8681252
are these brain dead retards seriously complaining about not being let in while dressed in pajamas?

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>>8681320
>doctor goes drinking before overnight shift

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this place made national news in my town for not serving ketchup

>>8681534
poo in loo is just mad they rejected his advances.

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>>8683476

>>8678018
>my companion and i
fucking dykes, i bet its a nice place with great food

>>8683505
kek fucking based

i thought denying ketchup in itself was amusing enough in how it sets retards off, but denying ketchup to anyone over the age of 10 is just that much funnier since it actually means they have ketchup available.

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>>8683505
honestly the food is pretty good, the chef is just a french asshole that triggered a bunch of "customer is always right" fat asses

>>8683505
Well if they at least hit the fires with some sale after frying I can accept the no salt rule.

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>>8674327
Not yelp but still relevant as hell

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>>8683505

>>8683520
This looks great but what's with all the leaves? Do they expect you to eat that shit?

>>8683550
steak frites usually comes with a side of greens. it was watercress and arugula with a light dressing

>>8681439
You make a good point about atopping deliveries a half hour before close, but if you're ordering food 5 minutes before the restaurant closes it doesnt make financial sense for them. To be paying your kitchen crew to make the food, the delivery driver to get it there, in addition to keeping all the equipment on.

>>8683520

Sounds like he is the living example of a ">he doesn't put mayo on his fries" smug pepe

>>8677467
Share it

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Given that the pancakes at this place are probably infused with the pussy juice of Ceres this dude is fuckin whack if he thinks that having to stand outside in a temperate climate is enough to cut 4 stars.

>>8683505
>I shall use ketchup if I SO CHOOSE
This just shows how people who like ketchup are just manchildren

>>8683453

You must not know much about the medical world, huh anon

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>misgendered

>>8675070
Hello fellow Central Illinois fag

>>8684389
Isn't it standard practice not to offer takeout supplies for all-you-can-eat meals?

>>8684405
Yes. It would be like taking a to go box to a buffet.

>>8684389
you just know that is bullshit when the dumb whore tries to shoehorn in muh racism.

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>After finishing our starters, we were asked to keep our silverware!!! Absurd.
What did he mean by this?

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Kek. Used to live a block away. Only time I'd go there is to cut through the parking lot to get to the donut shop across the street from it. Smells like shit just walking by. Like grease and vomit. Like you're standing by a state fair trash can. BTW, the pizza is crazy expensive. 25$ for a 14" pepperoni pizza. Takes 30mins to cook.

>>8684489
They used their silverware on the starter and asked for new clean ones for the entree

>>8684499
Why? Who does that?

>>8675329
ive been told by friends from bufflo that their food is generally better than food in NYC. but they are kind of food plebs

>>8684503
first of all there's nothing wrong with that, second of all I can't think of a restaurant that wouldn't automatically bring them a new one anyway, especially considering tha the dishwasher is going constantly during service, and thirdly, why would they refuse to bring them another fork anyway? that's fucking stupid

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>>8682158
>bitching because the restaurant won't take your fucking $100 that you carry around to look cool with
Fuck anyone who tries to pay for simple food with more than a $20.

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Buffalo wild wings I used to work at.

Did this guy want some sauce mailed to him or what?

>>8683476
Fort Myers what up. I actually really enjoy Mad Fresh now. The owner fired the original French chef and gave the reigns to the soux chef. Place is still a little pretentious but they make good food.

>>8681194

You're the kinda autist that just likes to argue for the sake of arguing, aren't you?

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Been going to Saganos since it first opened up, it's the only japanese steakhouse in this podunk part of town so it comes out highly rated. I've never been to the hibachi side, but the bistro side of things is great.

It's owned (I think) by husband and wife, the husband is Japanese and very meek but the wife is chinese and an absolute hellbat.

>>8683285
Zhou's Five in Berlin?

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fucking midwesterners think they can just barnstorm our local places and that we'll just sit there and take it

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>>8685066
fucking midwesterners I swear

Why are people nowadays such pussies? I can understand if you brought the food home and swore never to go there again, but if you're gonna chat shit do it in front of the owners.

>>8685066
>>8685076

They sound annoying, but why would a necklace block entry?
What kinds of places are these?

>>8685066
>>8685076
>no jewelry
what kind of psycho control freak rule is this?

>>8685103
It's probably a club with a nigger problem

>>8685096
>>8685103
Bars, nightclubs, and high-end restaurants refuse people all the time if they don't fit the clientele they're going for.

It's a yelp review, the people were probably entitled twats from the beginning, the place refused service, and made up a bullshit hair-thin reason to do so.

>>8685177
>living in areas where poors try to go to rich establishments

at least in nyc they know better... where do you live?

>>8685181
OP of that review, the establishment is "The Beach Club" on Siesta Key, Sarasota, Florida

>>8685190
as in I posted the screenshots, not the review myself.

>>8685190
Ah that makes sense. Tourists are literally the worst. The stupider and fatter someone is, the greater likelihood that they will devolve into a retarded nine-year-old when out in public on vacation.

Can you imagine the nightmare that is American cruise lines?

>>8679986
Hey I live there, neat

>>8684495
>Possibly frozen

No, that's not how it works. Why do all these reviewers try so hard to sound like they know what they are talking about?

We've got an internal review system at my restaurant/gas station combo, full of lulz, because we use order points that customers need to figure out for themselves.

We recently did an update and our mail boxes were full of complaints, we have a promo that lets you get a free fountain drink with a sub, there's a screen that says "don't forget your free drink!" so our mail thing is bombarded with "I DON'T WANT A DRINK REEEEE I JUST WANT SUB."

A lady blew up the review thing last night because we offer 3 cents off gas if you swipe a loyalty card, so
>lady pays 20 in gas
>comes back in after pumping 2 dollars
>"I forgot my card the 1st time, swipe pls"
>literally no way to fix this, tell her as much
>queue argument, holding up line
>whatever, refund her money and try to re-ring
>it was her LAST TWENTY DOLLARS so it takes a day to go back to the card
>she continues for another twenty minutes about us being thieves, despite giving her money back
>line is moving, people are stink eyeing her while I just sit and listen and tell her to wait 24 God damn hours
>end up just letting the store eat 20 dollars in loss as I just give her free gas to make her go away

Seems like Bullshit but the big manager said yeah, you did the right thing. She did the internal review and told us we were crooks, I'm filling this and that, calling corporate, etc. How do these people have the brain power to operate vehicles?

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>>8675181
>should be called no one kitchen

>>8677643

What do you reckon the antiseptic taste is? Sesame oil?

>>8680733

If it's a leftist neighbourhood then they do stand to get more business by appealing to their politics. They're not trying to convert people, they're trying to attract them you dingus

>>8681320
>someone actually expects a restaurant dress code to include shirts that say "STAFF"
>and then not enforce it at all
How could she actually think those guys worked there?

>>8681608
>the calamari tastes fishy
I'm shocked.

>>8676768
What reason does yelp have to do this? How do negative reviews of the restaurant stick it to yelp?

>>8685939
People tend to search for the very negative end of the spectrum too. Having a restaurant with only 1 star reviews means people are going to read them and find out that the restaurant is pretty damn good.

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>>8683505
fuck that place
ketchup is awesome

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The beach bar and grill in Innisfil is closest to me. Can someone pull a one star from them? Yelp is not working for me.

Thanks!

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>>8674327

>>8683285
>le ebin msg maymay
Wew

>>8686246
>Not to mention, some random redneck proceeded to tell me that the boat we rode in on was a "piece of shit"

rekt

>>8683996
Where is it

>>8685298
>Put key in (or push to start)
>Move stick to D of PRND2L
>SLAM ON GAS UNTIL SIGN SAYS E

>>8683263
Post nda

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>>8685298
>people who don't realize how credit cards work
Usually they're niggers but regardless they're just fucking absolutely retarded.

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>>8686597

hope you like black bars

>>8675169
Yikes

>>8686616
Lel I need a name for this place

>>8675112
to be fair, Costco pizza is one of my favorites

>>8679137
>having a shit dish on the menu
>i-it's the customer's fault for ordering it!!

i went to get my kebab places 1 star reviews but iddly they only have 5 star reviews now.....

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Australian shitposting knows no bounds

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>>8686938
all different accounts?

>>8675796
Ah shit I've been there. It wasn't that exciting desu

>>8686108
Come on! I want to know...

>>8687010
>People who type like this! Need to die!

>>8687096
Many such cases!

>>8677414
>uses the big hole on the salt shaker instead of the 3 little holes

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>>8680784
>Goddamn pseudo-intellectuals always get me rustled
>"chique"
Christ alive

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>>8676261
>I would like to see how long a business would last under such gung-ho ethics

I'd like to see how long a restaurant would last that allows drunken white trash to swarm in and treat it as their own personal kegger party.

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>>8679965
>manager did the right thing imo. every job I've ever had they told us do not touch bodily fluids for any reason.

LOL! If you think a customer is going to mop up puke at a restaurant or any public venue, you're in for a surprise (of dried up puke).

>>8680667
> because we are black

Wish I had read that first, then I wouldn't have bothered with the rest of the review.

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I personally don't eat at this place enough to form an opinion on it. It had a few one star reviews but this is the one that got maddest over nothing.

>>8682288
Thanks to that name, profile pic, and spelling errors, I can only assume this was written by the actual Disney character

OP, is this place in NJ? I swear I've read this review before.

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Sounds like a fun person to hang around!

>>8679965
If they don't have supplies to clean up that kind of stuff then do they just leave it there? Hire an outside contractor to come-in and hose off the puke? Even elementary schools keep cleaning gloves and disinfectants on-hand. I'm not sure I'd want to eat anything from a kitchen in a restaurant that doesn't have basic cleaning supplies.

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This pannini shop has been in the neighborhood for well over a decade now and it seems that you either hate it or love it.

>>8674935
Is this aloha chopsticks in kck?

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>>8674327
>Share a one star review

I checked Yelp for restaurants in my hometown (Warren MI) and none of the places has an overall rating of less than 4 stars, so I looked up some 1 star posts from Dragonmead, a local brewery and everything the negative reviewers say is right-on target.

Now Dragonmead brews good beer but the service and general attitude & atmosphere of the place is terrible; as soon as you walk in the door, they give you the stink-eye and make you feel like you’re intruding on their secret club or something and it takes literally forever to get your beers and most important of all, don’t ever show up with more than four people in your party, because you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE THE FUCKING TABLES!!1!

>>8676694
don't listen to this guy, pizza papalis is fucking based and everybody knows it

>>8685674
but they don't, because you're by default expected to dislike trump in leftist neighborhoods. having a pro-trump sign would effect their business, but not an anti-trump sign.

>>8683565
I seriously understand why it's not common practice for restaurants to just say
>closed at 9:00
>Orders must be placed by 8:30
Or something like that.

>>8687318
it's "chic," you retarded faggot.

>>8687796
7 clucking hens show up with their spawn to boot, order only drinks, and are surprised why they are politely told to fuck off.

>>8681311
Can I get broccoli instead of asparagus

>>8687063
Fine. Ill stop

>>8683505
>burgers and fries

Yeah fuck off

>>8686948
I want to marry Jenny

Who the fuck aspires to work at a restaurant or run one? This sounds fucking awful.

>>8686354
Washington, where below freezing is an exception, not the rule.

>>8687796
>spending 8x cost on drinks during your baby walks
>not just buying your own vodka and slapping it in a water bottle with some mix so you can spend the rest of the money on your fucking kid or literally anything else

are they retarded?

>>8684873
Well to be fair, if you ask for wings with sauce on them I kind of expect sauce on the wings.

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>>8681135
I love Sena

Also that review was obviously fake.

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>>8687318
>>8688002
In the U.S. "chic" is the common spelling but the word is derived from "chique", the portuguese word for "fancy", and the original spelling is still used in the U.K., France, and the rest of Europe

>>8687924
Yeah

>>8687982

What you're saying makes no sense. You might expect the businesses around you to be run by left leaning people, but they don't all have signs saying fuck trump. It is a piece of signalling that may appeal to left leaning people. That it's supppsedly redundant is not really relevant

>>8687796
>Half of our group (7)

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>>8688713
As a bong I've only ever seen instances of 'chic' written. The internet is also telling me it's probably from German, then via French to English. Portuguese doesn't seem to factor into its origin.