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Expresso is shit tier caffeine goop hipsters drink because they are euroboos

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>>8672311
who /HomeEspresso/ here?

Shitty pic, and I don't give a shit about latte art other than not making the foam turn into a big goop on the top. Got a Breville 870XL a few months ago after years of considering one. Fucking love it.

>>8672326
Espresso is definitely a love it or hate it sort of thing. Definitely some merit to it tho. I still fuckin love straight up coffee too.

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4 shoots of espresso over ice ww@?

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>>8672326
>expresso
God damnit.

>>8672311
Can you still get away with getting a ghetto latte by asking for 3 espresso shots in a venti cup and then just filling the rest with half and half from the self-serve bar?

>>8672326
Your flyover is showing

whats it called if i like to brew some coffee and actually just fucking drink it?

i.e. how the fuck would i ask for a black coffee in spain or some hipster place?

>>8673624
o no!

>>8673606
I get a double espresso macchiato wet when I have to go to shitbucks closest thing to a cortado. I always ask and they think I'm making up a cortado.

>>8673642
Reminds me of that Kevin Hart bit.

>>8672311
I drink Nespresso coffee (Ristretto capsule usually) but I fill up a 180ml mug with it. What's the name for that type of coffee?

will the 'baristas' at starbucks laugh at me for pronouncing cafe creme correctly or incorrectly?

>>8673648
caffe americano, you have it on the image

here's how I take my coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8vnvk_w02k

>>8673656
Wait... Starbucks don't know what cortado is? That's the only way I make it at home. Wtf

>work in cafe
>people order a macchiato
>make them a macchiato
>they complain that its not like the caramel syrup shit they get at starbucks

>>8672992
>damnit
For fuck's sake.

>>8676618
>fuck's
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>>8672311
Alright, should I buy a French press? They're cheap and I don't have any coffee making apparatuses right now.

Thoughts?

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Is this little nigger worth the money or should I save up even more?

>>8676967
Go for it. They're cheap and relatively foolproof. I enjoy french press coffee more than drip coffee from a machine-- except for the convenience of having a timer set to make it. Worst case scenario you'll hate it and be out $20 friendo.