>ask delivery for bleu cheese dressing >they give me ranch

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>ask for ranch
>they give me bleu cheese

>ask for ranch
>they give me buttermilk house dressing

I once ordered a cesar salad from a pizza place and they didn't give me dressing for it at all

oh how I cried such bitter tears

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>Ask the waiter for some ranch
>He comes back with a deed to thirty square acres of farmland in Macon, Georgia

>ask for bleu cheese dressing
>they give me a voyeuristic film of a guy putting foil on a round of bleu cheese

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>ask delivery for ranch
>they forgot the ranch altogether

>>8671011
max jej

>ask for hot dog
>get a hot dog
>yum hot dog

>ask delivery for ranch
>get hot cum

>Ask for cum
>He gives me pee

Fucking normies can't do anything right.

>request particular food item
>receive incorrect food item

>>8670805
Looks like somebody's not getting a tip.

>go to restaurant
>they don't let me sleep there for a while

>>8671011
wow cats really are pieces of shit. literally fluffy rats.

>>8671326
>get lost on the beach
>they don't sleep on the beach anymore

>>8670805
>ask for bleu cheese
>they give me blue cheese

One time I ordered a buffalo chicken pizza from dominos, and they not only brought me a BBQ chicken pizza instead, they forgot to cut it

Everyone working at that store must have been stoned as fuck

Ask whatever. Too ignorant to make own food.
To poor to waste money on crap dough with tomatosause

>bleu
>bleu
>bleu

dumb faggots.

>>8671326
>pass out at the bar
>they bring me water

>>8671559
>pass away on the bar
>they bring me a beer

>>8671572
>pass in at the morgue
>they bring me a toetag

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE
they missed 2010 memes

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>ask for parmesan packets with my pizza
>guy is all out

>Be me
>Hungry as h*ck and also have a sweet tooth, so I go to Cheescake factory (Houston mall).
>Pay 115.95 for parking and entrance to the mall that includes entrance fee and 4 tips (great deal)
>I decided to bring a fake girlfriend (hooker) before entering to get past the 'No Singles Policy' tax at the malls second parking lot checkpoint
>Walk past all the obese and armed mall security gestapos on their segways overwatchig with their m16s and famas'
>Manage to make it the front door of the restaurant
>My shirt is drenched in musty sweat by this point
>I go up to the restaurant hostess to make sure my state given virginity card is well in order
>I stand to present the pledge of allegiance as mandated by the U.S Constitution
>The hooker started to have a heroin induced seizure (she's an addict) and started flailing around the hostess' podium
>I notice the hostess starts reaching for her glock
>Forget where I am in pledge
>Restaurant usher in the back starts eyeballing me
>Calls for head mall chaplain
>ohfuckimtoast.png
>I finished praying to the U.S flag just in time
>Designated shooter stands to alert the customers and mall shoppers
>Emergency lockdown on all Taco Bells, McDonalds, Sonics, and Chick-Fil-As are in full effect
>ohfug:DD.wav
>Duck and crawl under restaurants tables as people are getting picked off one by one
>Manage to tip over a perfectly healthy 550 pound Womxn off her rascal and head for the TSA scanners
>Make it out alive
>Hooker was pronounced dead by the time I left
>Escape with only one bullet wound (got off easy)

I just got whataburger instead.

>bleu cheese
Oualeuer!

>>8670805
Blue