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Who is your favourite food mascot /ck/? Pic related is mine

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Who is your favourite food mascot /ck/?

Pic related is mine
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Is this a new SCP?
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>>8668503
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>>8668641
Whatever lazy fuck came up with that definitely lost his job
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>>8668641
>>8668650
>Pete Za?
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Oh shit milkwalker is my man!
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>>8668503
mine is my wife's son
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>>8668650
>76
nah
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>be at home eating cereal with milk
>milkwalker comes to window
>his pointy knees puncture holes in the wall outside
>he asks if i know my name, address, city, and telephone number
>tells me to repeat it back to him
>pours me free milk out of himself
>he leaves for another house
milkwalker is love
milkwalker is life
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>>8668641
is this ad kino
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Mainefag here

I thought Oakie the Oakhurst milk acorn was fucking retarded but holy shit is Milkwalker fucking trash
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Capt'n Gregory.
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these are kinda crappy tasting because they're supposed to be all natural, but I love how baked the parrot looks
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The most loli mascot.
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Sexiest mascot
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This stupid lemon soda is the only thing that makes me proud of my home city.
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>>8668641
>Phil A

Not fillet
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>>8670238
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>>8668503
>new malk, now enriched with crystals.
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>>8670269
Pritty con vino papa
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This sexy morherfucker because he looks like Sean Connery.
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>>8668503
I don't know why I did this
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>>8670247

How is this sexist?
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>>8670778
Because according to women everything is sexist, don't even bother validating that nonsense.
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>>8670778
>>8670781
Reading comprehension faggots. Learn it.
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>>8670814
Get back to me when my insomnia goes away
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>>8670828
>Get back to me when my insomnia goes away
I bet you just love telling everyone about your insomnia.

>kys
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>>8670840
It's why my reading comprehension is off. Are you just lurking threads waiting to get triggered over nothing?
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>>8670727
I laughed
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>>8670840
Not him, but I tell everyone on 4chan when I drink.
Which is most nights.
It's like DUDE WEED LMAO.
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This guy because he's manly as fuck and eating his oats makes me feel manlier too.
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>>8668503
You can't all suck Big Ben's cock.
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>>8670247
If you cut out the butter on the chest and fold just right, you can turn her knees into titty
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>>8670247
>sexiest mascot

Wrong again honey...
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>>8668503
That mascot is creepy as fuck.
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>>8670727
saving this
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>>8668503
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I like to imagine if all the mascots in your kitchen came to life like a culinary Jumanji, he'd be your companion and beat the shit out of all threats while voiced by Liam Neeson.
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>>8668641
Is Phil a cannibal?
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"When the Crunchinator craves a big cheesy crunchy snack, he just tears into a bag of Kroger Cheese Curls. But the Crunchinator wasn't always a hip hop happenin' cheese crunchin' kinda reptile nooo ... that is until the lonely gator came across a pack of picknickers. While the Crunchinator wanted to befriend this snacking crew, the mere sight of a gator sent the picknickers scrambling ... leaving behind their bag of Kroger Cheese Curls. For the Crunchinator, it was love at first crunch ... the cheesy taste exploded in his mouth and sent a cheesy wave all the way down to the tip of his tail. You might say Cheese Curls radically changed this gator's life! Crunchinator's now a cool, crunchin' gator with an appetite for the great cheesy taste of Kroger Cheese Curls. He's the big cheese of the swamp. So tear into a bag for yourself! Just don't get between the Crunchinator and his bag!"
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do americans really not know their own names?
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>>8671955

it's chocolate milk which is a drink meant for kids only
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>>8671613

Fish regularly eat their own kind and even their family.
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>>8668641
Filet o' fish is fucking disgusting though, easily the worst mcd sandwich
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>>8671272
>>8670693
Came to post this

>>8671021
>porage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fc5iTOzorA

I like Dan Presser, the managing director of Sunraysia natural beverages.
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>>8671259
SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE
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>>8668641
>phil fish
we /v/ now
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>>8668503

I like how it's vaguely threatening, like if you go outside without knowing your address the milkwalker will abduct you or something
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>>8671962

I'm pretty sure I knew my name when I was a kid.
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The Pop Tarts predator nurse
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this fgt right here
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>>8668509
only explanation
this would have given me nightmares as a child
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>>8672153
childhood right here
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This is
>mah nigguh
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>>8670840
36 hours
No sleep
Don't feel tired, but I feel like shit
I've tried falling asleep 3 times within the last 12 hours but I just end up tossing and turning
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>>8672484
insomnia is a symptom not a disease, take this shit to the HEALTH and fitness board you whiney cunt
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>>8670269
>>8670309
>vino con gaseosa
Cordobeses subhumanos
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>>8671955

we're not allowed to know until we're 12
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>>8672223

wtf
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>>8672484
i just started a night shift, i've got probably 10 hrs of sleep in 2 weeks. 24x14=336 hrs, 10/336=.03 hrs. of sleep per day on average
rough shit
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>>8668503
I like what they did with Mr. Clean.
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>>8672582
shit 0.71 hrs per day average. alcohol and sleep dep. getting to me
i've a math background t oo
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>>8672592
>mr clean
>food mascot
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>>8672609

>he doesn't wash down his woodchips with cleaning solution
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>>8671949
Eh, read it all
8/10
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>>8670727
Quality post - lol'd
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>>8670727

Nice, embarrassing laugh at work

Thanks I guess
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>>8670309
i dont like to ruin a good Pritty like that, though it does make wine more bearable and its great for drinking a lot of alcohol easily
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>>8674715
my jimmies are rustled if I go a morning without a bowl of these
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Famous uncle als wasted hot dog

T. Virginia beach
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>>8672153
i loved these stickers. i found a bunch of them when i was little and had no idea what they meant. i put them everywhere. i still find them from time to time in random pages in old books.
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>>8668641
>Rounding up your own kind to be sold to McDonald's and eaten
Can't trust anybody s m h
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>>8671170
She's got stupid cake too, with Latinas you can always tell by the upper arms
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Milkwalker is great because he genuinely cares about you and your safety. What a great man!
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>>8672428
Those things are fucking gross.
I don't know how in the hell you can fuck up apple juice, but by God they did it.
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>>8672592
He looks like a skinhead desu
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>>8671259
MOON MAN
TELL THEM
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>>8670199
>fortified

also nice dubs
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>>8670693
According to cannon, he's the Uncle of the Morton's Salt Girl
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>>8668503
[spoiler]I liked mac before he became a meme[/spoiler]
[spoiler]the meme is just a bonus[/spoiler]
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>>8668641
>surprisingly good taste
so we were expecting it to bad?
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>>8675282
There's a canon for this shit?
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>>8671259
Took long enough.
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>>8672465
The longer you stare at her face the more dead inside she looks.
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>>8672465
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>>8671259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0LS8IvkpA
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>>8672223
looks like something minus8 would animate
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The Lactaid cow is a favorite for when I'm lacking calcium and a place to rest my dick.
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>>8670727
That made me laugh harder then I've laughed in a while. Thanks anon.
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>>8674715

>tfw the memes were so prevalent they had to abandon and hastily replace the entire line's aesthetic
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>>8668503
This guy
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>>8668503
>Not having some fruity sloppy seconds
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>>8671992
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>8677136
where can i find more of this?
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>>8675028
this is bullshit propaganda and probably written by the milkwalker himself
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>>8675591
Sounds like a failure in marketing to me.
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>>8675011
what did you mean by this
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>>8670693
>>8675282
>tfw your cool Uncle will never take you fishing in his boat
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>>8677321
She has a fat ass and with Mexican girls that is heralded by slightly plump upper arms
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>>8670727
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>>8670727
saved
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>>8670727
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>>8677913
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>>8677913
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>>8672211
Some parents say weird shit. My parents called my sister a different middle name when she was a kid (as a play on words) and when her teacher asked her for her full name, she gave her the joke middle name and not the real one.
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>>8674715
I worked in a grocery store when they had to replace these, they marked them down to like 50 cents a box to get rid of the ones with the old mascot. Surprisingly tasty,
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>>8677136
That logo is inmune to memery.
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>>8670727
Legit hurt my neck o fuk
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>>8670781
Nice job being a retard on a board populated by mostly women
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>>8675314
>he doesn't know about the food mascot EU
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>>8672609
You should drink some then, go ahead.
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>>8675028
I wonder who's behind this post...
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>>8677136
What the fuck, Jesus, No way this wasn't intentional.
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>>8678060
Your sister is retarded.
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>>8671955
Not americans, only those dork kids from Milwaukee.
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>>8678182
Well, to be fair, she was 3 and my parents never called her by her real middle name.
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>>8670727
I haven't laughed this hard while sober in over a year, thanks anon.
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>>8677136
>fruity sloppy seconds
ahahahahaha fuck
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>>8678161
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>>8672223
tfw nurse will never sexually dominate me
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>>8672609
I drink bleach with every meal
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>>8678261
The fruity sloppy seconds is better.
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>>8678329
That's subjective. Creepy humor makes me laugh harder than anything else.
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>>8678185
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY HIPPIE
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>>8678294
where you live?
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He use to live on my kitchen door and I was absolutely terrified
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No contest
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>>8679014
Still looks like Homsar to this very day.
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>>8679000
Supercow a la rescate!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOQL5d2KxM
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3 way tie. Mayor McCheese, Grimace & the Hamburgler
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>>8668503
Is that a milk version of a skin walker
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>>8668805
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Burger King kids club with based Wheels
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>>8670230
accurate depiction of people who eat cereal
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>>8675591
I wish I didn't learn this
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>>8679643
>let's visit the meat factory
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>>8678294
saved
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>>8680672
why is that chimp air jerking two peckers?
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>>8679014
oh wow, I forgot all about this fucker. I was scared of him too.
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>>8670199
oh honey bun
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>>8679014
You're not supposed to eat your neighbors, anon. That is bad. :(
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>>8680706
go away Bess
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>>8679674
I like how they have two nerd characters, an Arts faggot and a STEM faggot
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>>8678102
Is this the legendary A E S T H E T I C?
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>>8678115
"No"
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He's pretty hot
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>>8680892
Why do people even like that cereal, what the fuck.
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This SLICK Motherfucker
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>>8680892
I agree i'd rather suck his knot than eat his cereal
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>>8680921
All the old Dutch characters are great.
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>>8680921
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>>8678975
>t. Butthurt dorkwalkeen.
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>>8680755
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>>8677913
saved
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>>8681500

See? Why would I need to remember my name if you remember it for me.
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>>8668503
Just realized he is called milkwalker, not milkwater. This went from absurd to profoundly creepy

10/10 milkwalker confirmed for best memes
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>>8675591
What idiot would replace them? That was free advertising
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>>8668503
Milkwalker says: I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>8669899
Maine represent mofockerrrr
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>>8671949
I always appreciate when companies give me a totally unnecessary backstory
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>>8679094
holy shit how have I never seen that?
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>>8679674
In today's standards, calling him Wheels would be quite insulting.
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>>8685462
by todays standards, having more than one white character and no one in a headscarf is a hate crime
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>>8679674
Judging by his wheelchair that's a picture of a young Professor X
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>>8679674
I always liked Kid Vid.
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>>8672223
That commercial was genuinely horrifying to me the first time I saw it.
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For me, it's Tony tiger.
The best cereal mascot for your breakfast table.
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>>8685775
>Im gonna fuck this cereal into your ass, son.
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>>8670727
well played
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>>8685462
In university I went to a frat party and got wasted and drunkingly kept calling one of the frat members in a wheelchair "Brother Wheels" until they kicked my ass but apparently they all called him Brother Wheels from that day on.
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>>8679674
what the fuck is Lingo's superpower? dumbass looks like he doesn't contribute jack shit to the team
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>>8685856
At least Lingo has pens and shit.
What is Jaws' power, being black?
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>>8679674
You just know Kid Vid drowned in pussy, look at this slick motherfucker.
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>>8685871
Kid Vid is how gamers think the rest of the world perceives them.
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>>8680892
>>8680940
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>>8677913
more of these
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>>8672626
>>8678149
>>8678318
You can't get more edgy than that.
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>>8685871
You'l never convince me that Kid Vid isn't actually a girl.
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>>8685865
He's the muscle. He's obviously the token jock and black guy of the group, every 90s kids/teen show had one. Lingo on the other hand has no discernible skills or value - so fuck that useless faggot.
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>>8685405
>Both of these people are men
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>>8685856
Lingo speaks every language so he's kind of like an Asian C3PO.

>>8685865
Jaw can unhinge his jaw like a snake and swallow white people whole.
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>>8672484
Good for you man, don't give in to the unconscious jew, they want white men to waste 50% of their time
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>>8686442

Lingo=languages
travel the world and communicate with indigenous people
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>>8671259
Reported for toxic heteronormativity
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>>8672465
>in the ghetto we's poor
>but out here we's country rich
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>>8675312
McDonalds.
Fish.

Yes anon, yes we were.
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>>8686478
Is it bad I want to fug the one on the right?
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>>8671259
this
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>no Andy Capp
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>>8675037
>all bald people look like skinheads
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>>8678060
I had to do a project on muh heritage when I was in middle school. Asked my dad what our ancestry was and he told me French and Russian, so I did a Russian project. Turns out I'm actually Polish, Italian, Irish, and Austrian. My dad's an asshole.
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>>8686961
It's gay. Up to you to decide bad.
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>>8679014
As a child I thought that the man was supposed to be the neighborhood watchman because he looked like The Question.

Justice League primed me for kidnapping.
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i stay noided
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>>8687064
you're an american mutt is what you are.
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>>8688006
NOIDED

btw have you listened to the i.l.y's, Anon?
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>>8677267
Lol I love this board
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>>8675884
I eat these as cereal.
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>>8668641
AHahahaha, this used to be acceptable advertising. holy shit.

Whenever some boomer is up on their high horse talking about how they broke into some industry or career with no experience and blah blah blah hard word blah blah, just know the work they did was probably fucking trash because nobody knew any better. These were the standards back then.
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botan boiiiiiiiis
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>>8685856
>what the fuck is Lingo's superpower?
Graffiti master.
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>>8688267
No that's Jaws' specialty
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>>8688240
>AHahahaha, this used to be acceptable advertising. holy shit.
So was this.
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>>8688280
no tippin'? shieeeeeeet
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>>8688270
With a name like Jaws, his specialty should be rapping.
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>>8671613
Shit's been around forever.
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>>8675356
>looks like something minus8 SHOULD animate
ftfy
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>>8678294
I'm choking on my laughter Jesus Christ.
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>>8672428
Easily the worst thing I've attempted to put into my mouth on multiple occasions
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>>8688280

Allow an oldfag:

Back in the day McDicks used to be a treat once every few weeks and not like an every goddam day kind of deal.

It was a whole different vibe. People acted like people and waffle house tier fights were just fucking unheard of.
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>>8686442
Shiet u sayin we wuz abuhl to eet whities??
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>>8688365
Mofugga shieeet i finna menna ply to
>>8686510
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>>8686478
Its not gay if I just treat it as just anal.
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>>8685405
>>8686478
>>8688374
It's not gay if [spoiler]they fuck each other[/spoiler]
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>>8688351
They probably didn't allow EBT to be spent at McDonald's back then, right?
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>>8668503
>ctrl+f the unenlightened masses
>0 results
COME ON
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>>8672451
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>>8688404
Thank you for this anon.
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>>8688404
I love you

where you live
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>>8688404
New spooky waifu acquired
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>>8688404
Excellent.
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>>8668641
for me
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>>8688404
Saved. I want to be his friend.
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>>8688404
BE SEEING YOU SOON
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>>8688006
>that one guy that held up a Domino's since his last name was Noid and thought Domino's was making fun of him through the ad campaign
>the judge called him paranoid
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>>8688387
ebt doesn't work at mcdonald's today either.

back then it was food stamps. actual stamps. now people abuse the fuck out of the debit cards, but they don't work at any fast food.

well I take that back actually, in nigger neighborhoods they have chicken shacks that will sell breaded raw chicken in one window and you can pay with EBT, then you walk over to another window and hand the chicken to a guy and he'll fry it for $1
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>>8688566
>ebt doesn't work at mcdonald's today either.
It works in Michigan.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/09/fast-food-chains-getting-into-the-food-stamp-act/
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>>8688629
How do I know it's the real you?
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>>8688404
nice
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>>8679014
fuckin canadians
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>>8687064
i was told i was a jew and then found out i was a gypsy ;-;
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>>8680901
cuz it's fuckin good mang
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>>8688629
Do you like what you do, or are you just a clone?
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>>8671272
That's fuckin hilarious

>>8688467
>go to look it up
>it's fucking real
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
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>>8675314
Yeah, dude.

You think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are just coincidentally named?
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He'll always be the OG (Original Greenguy) to me. He beat out that poser, the Hulk, by almost 40 years.
>>
>>8688811
What went so wrong in 1970?
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>>8688824
The 60s had just finished.
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>>8688811

I kinda like the 70's one, it's got a School House Rock thing going on. 1928 is terrifying, 1945 one is baller tho.
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>>8688811
>1928 is white
>1930 has turned green

Is this what the cultural markerism looks like?
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>>8685462
my friend used to have a handicapped Asian roommate. he called him Wheers.

>>8685856
he's the linguistic master; he can speak 40 Indian languages and a little bit of English
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>>8668503
Aww he cares about my safety :)
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>>8688811
45 is a fucking pimp
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>>8688824
Weed
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>>8688811
>1980
>he's gay
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>>8689563
lmao
>>
>>8688190
that's a good idea
>>
>>8671021
Who the fuck calls it porage?
>>
>>8679674
Literally fucking idolised Kid Vid, would never have remembered him for the rest of my life if you hadn't posted this.
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>>8686285
These are like £3.50 now
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>>8685865
The BBC
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>>8688280
> ing up to go to dinner.
Fuck boomers.
>>
>>8688992
What the fuck.
>>
The fearful legend of 'der mìïlchwålker'
>>
>>8671259
I was just thinking of one of his songs this morning
>>
>>8672223
What in the fuck
>>
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sup guys heard there was a party
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>>8688280
>Niglet climbing over seat as you're trying to eat
Seems about right
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>>8689920
is this oc? nice work whoever the fuck made it. reminds me of those books
>>
>>8672153

Mr. Yuck was created as an alternative to the skull and crossbones. The Pittsburgh Pirates baseball team has a skull and crossbones in their emblem and little kids got the wrong idea.
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As my Uncle Ben died in my arms, he told me that with grape powder comes grape responsibility

man I miss him
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>>8688404
You glorious bastard
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>>8690014
Yeah it's fresh off the slab
>>
>>8688884
'28 is Green Neaderthal
>>
>>8689410
"When we get home, you know what I'm going to do with this giant ear of corn? Yeah, that's right."
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>>8688404
2spoopy
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>>8680940
>>8680892
this
the cereal is shit though
>>
>>8680672

Looks like shit. The original had much more personality
>>
For me it's this sad, sad Shoney's bear.

Because honestly who the fuck has ever wanted to eat at Shoney's?

I'm honestly surprised they are still in business, let alone the fact that they just opened up a NEW restaurant in my town.

But they are still trying. I imagine good, honest people are just trying to make a living and provide a good experience for their customers in spite of their dated, boring brand image.

Almost makes me want to stop there and eat, almost
>>
>>8685871
post this on /fa/
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>>8688404
kekekek
>>
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>>8680892
The commercials made me so fucking angry as a kid
>Looks like cookies, tastes like 'em too! But it's a breakfast cereal!

IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN A CEREAL BOX

FUCK
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>>8685775
Anyone have that thread about some dude texting bondage porn of Tony the Tiger to his mom?

He had nipple rings, if it helps.
>>
>>8690941
have you actually had them? the "chocolate chips" aren't chocolate

it's box of lies
>>
>>8691017
If you think the "chocolate chips" in "Chocolate chip cookies" are chocolate I've got news for you.
>>
>>8691017
I've never been able to bring myself to eat them. Their advertising pissed me off so much.
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>>8688992
Ok you can't just post that and say nothing
>>
>tumblr thread
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>>8690918
My childhood Shoney's has been untouched since it opened and the food is exactly the same. I mean it's terrible, but kind of nostalgic.
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I don't have a favorite desu. But I'm sick of seeing dozens of this dumb motherfucker every time I walk into a shop.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u_FglMx0QA
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>>8689920
Nice
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>>8688992
>its just the shells
>tricked by the merchant once again
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>>8685775
Thanks, Lori.
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>>8685775
I love the whole twitter harassment thing with him

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tony-tiger-harassed-twitter-furries-article-1.2512485
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>>8677136
I ate these as a kid and even then I remember finding those poses questionable.
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>>8686436
[BONER INTENSIFIES]
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>>8691322
oh god
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Y no grimace?
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>>8692910
He's...
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>>8685405
... Imizu?
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>>8691322
*sweats loudly*
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>>8691322
I don't know what that is, but I want it.
>>
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>>8691339
fight me bitch
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>>8691322
oh my...
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>>8691523
Oh man when I was a kid I couldn't get over how she was eating out of the U
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>>8675363
Damn straight
>>
>>8670269
mi negro culiau
>>
>>8670309
>Tomando Pritty
La Bichy Ahora master race
>>
My flatmates and I call her Santa de Cholula.
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