Imagine a world without eggs! Not a pleasant thought, right?

they taste awful but i eat them for health

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>a world with less clogged arteries and tortured/raped enslaved animals
Sounds pretty good

>>8667837
>clogged arteries

lol! get off 4chan mum!

>>8667837
Oh vegans.

>>8667814
I would shit a whole lot less. Fuck those delicious diarrhea machines...

Fucking millennials and their bro science egg addiction. I swear.

>>8667837
Do the effects stack?
>eat a dozen eggs
>over 500 times more likely to get diabeetus
>over 200 billion times more likely to get colon cancer

>>8667837
>>8667859
>protein and fat
>causing diabetes

"no"

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>>8667859
>>over 200 billion times more likely to get colon cancer

hahahaha that made me laugh, i do eat 4 eggs a day and have yet to get ass cancer.

Well without them people wouldnt be shoving horrifying amount's of toxic cholesterol down there throat's so it would be very good if they didnt exist

>>8667954
>wouldnt
>amount's
>there
>throat's
>the implication that dietary cholesterol is bad for you

Hang yourself, my friend.

>>8667837
raped?
how?

>>8667837
>dietary cholesterol equals serum cholesterol
I'm a big fan of this meme

>>8668314
>dietary cholesterol doesn't raise serum cholesterol
this meme needs to die

>>8667814
I would eat more eggs if they weren't so expensive were I live
I guess it's a good thing in the end though, because the chickens aren't treated like garbage

>>8668348
It didn't raise mine because my body decided not to believe the memes

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well?

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Best egg i ever made

>>8667814
Can anyone tell me how to cook eggs? I always fuck it up

>>8668294
I think he meant artificial insemination

>>8668771
Boil water, insert egg in water. Wait 7 mins, take up. Throw egg against nearest wall. Still hanging? Needs more time boiling.

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>>8668771
Always use this test for eggs

>>8667837
go take your supplements, skeleton man of no flavor

I could live without plain eggs but living without eggs as an ingredient would be painful. So many good cakes etc. require them and I love a good cake.

>>8667954
you're going to have to go back to where ever you came from

>>8668797
I used it on your mum's cunt.

It's medium rare.

>>8669180
AND when i finished iT WAS WELL DONE

>>8669180
>>8669195
IT'S FUCKING RAWWWW

>>8668765
I wish your dad did this to his balls before he gave birth to you

>>8668843
Jokes on him, he started as an egg cell.

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>>8667814
>that perfectly hard boiled egg on the right
unggh

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>>8667895
>hahahaha that made me laugh, i do smoke two packs of cigarettes a day and have yet to get lung cancer.

>>8667854
I love eggs. My digestive track sure doesn't though.

>>8667954
1965 called. They want their junk science back.

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Soft boiled master race. Eat min. 4 per sitting.

>>8667819
Other way around bud

>>8668314
Hello fat-earther

>>8671127
>its old so its bad!!!!

Typical millenial fat-earther

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>>8671127
You won't fool me!

>>8667814
For a second I thought it said "not a pheasant thought."

And I love the occasional egg and eggproduct, don't do this to me man.

>>8671366
>>8671360
>>8668348
>>8667954
>>8667837


https://authoritynutrition.com/how-many-eggs-should-you-eat/

Why are vegans so retarded?

>>8667837
Da fuck is wrong with saturated fat you mong?
If you are a healthy individual it literally does nothing to you.

>>8672501
t. literal egg industry shill

http://www.eatdrinkpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/Blogger-plan-including-the-targets.pdf

>>8671367
>>8672637
Dietary cholesterol has been shown to not affect body cholesterol. Not that eggs are "healthy" as they're just fat and protein, but there's nothing worse about them than normal meat

>>8672652
https://www.nap.edu/read/10490/chapter/11

>There is much evidence to indicate a positive linear trend between cholesterol intake and low density lipoprotein cholesterol concentration, and therefore increased risk of coronary heart disease (CHD)

>It is thus recommended that saturated fatty acid, trans fatty acid, and cholesterol consumption be as low as possible while consuming a nutritionally adequate diet.

>>8672665
Yes, 2005, most likely citing studies from even earlier. This was disproven only a few years ago.

See: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22037012 and other related articles I don't care enough to find

>>8672665
That study is over 12 years old.

>>8672676
>M.L.F. has received funding from the American Egg Board to conduct research on the effects of eggs on lipoprotein metabolism in different populations.

Absolutely nothing in there disproves anything btw. The people who don't respond are fat and insulin resistant and already have elevated cholesterol to the point that they can't absorb anymore due to its enterohepatic recirculation. Healthy individuals are negatively impacted

http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/111/23/3058.short
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/73/5/885.abstract

A lot of the data cited is epidemiological and based on food frequency questionnaires, which are gender studies tier and not considered reliable.

https://www.nap.edu/read/10490/chapter/11#569
>Epidemiological studies have limited power to detect effects of such magnitude and thus do not provide a meaningful basis for establishing adverse effects of dietary cholesterol.
http://www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-6196(15)00319-5/abstract

The rest is outpatient meaning telling people to eat more eggs and/or giving them some free to eat and hoping they will comply and not change anything else in their diet and lifestyle, which is also obviously weak pseudoscience. The IOM report on the other hand relies on controlled feeding studies done in metabolic wards were all variables are controlled.

http://www.bmj.com/content/314/7074/112.short

>>8672681
The studies showing earth is not flat are ~2550 years old. What's your point?

>>8672681
That literally means nothing you fat-earther retard

>Isaac Newton is wrong, his science is from last millennium!!!

Kill yourself

>>8672681
>That study is over 12 years old.
The Egg Board (Council) is also a very powerful lobby, and it took them quite a while to support the right people who support the right research.

A sensible approach doesn't ignore vast amounts of scientific research, or zeroes in on just the research that supports their narrowmindedness but considers it as a whole and provides balance to their overall dietary and health decisions.

>>8672737
We'll he's not right, either. Gravity is still a theory

>>8672777
>>8672737
Why are vegans so delusional?

>>8672777
What vast amount of research? There is no proof that dietary cholesterol intake increases ldl proteins.

>>8672868
>>8672893
Im gonna laugh when you hang yourself

>>8672938
Not an argument

>>8672964
Not an argument

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wow this thread makes me want to kill myself.

>>8673159
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A world without eggs is a world without bearnaise sauce, and I don't want to live in that world.

>>8673159
>>8673432
http://journals.cambridge.org/article_S0924270813000562
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25889773

>>8672794
>still a theory
You fucking imbecile. This shit drives me up the walls.
Google "Scientific Theory"

That said, the whole dietary cholesterol thing is kinda interesting: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160211083044.htm