Canned Meat

>what if bacon was a grill

>>8667648

I'm guessing she'd be a fat fatty.

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>>8667629
>bacon roll

Curiosity got to me so I had to google to see what it looked like out of the can.

Who the fuck would eat this?

>offbrand spam

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>>8667658
Stand it up on a flat end, and get one of those potato peelers.
Run the peeler over the top of the notspam and create a few waffer-thin slices.
Throw them in a hot frying pan or under a grill and cook until they just start to go crispy.
Makes good sammiches.

Also good for adding to cheese melts, or chopping into little cubes and throwing in omelettes, pasta, and salads.

It's shit, yes. You know full well it contains literal floor sweepings and who the fuck knows what else.
But it tastes damn good, and can be used in a lot of things.
It's already cooked so you can eat it right out of the can if you want.
It's a p. good lazy food.

(And I bet you just threw that away didn't you.)

I actually really like canned meat.

Vienna sausages, pate... I even bought some pepper spam the other day.

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This one's quite interesting. There's a beef one as well, but it's not on the same level

>>8667971
That's some U.S. gubmint' shit right there.

I'd try it.

>>8667975
Yeah as far as I know you can only get it from food banks, I have not seen a single store carry any.

>>8667976
Although I'd buy it out of curiosity, I don't think it's something the average consumer would pay money for.

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>>8667980
Probably not, but I volunteered at a homeless shelter/halfway house type of place for a while and these would get donated in droves (along with pic related, another curio). Curiosity got the better of me and I tried them, and although they smell a bit like canned tuna when opened, they're really not too bad

>>8667986
I got a bag of this stuff from a food bank last year, not bad at all. I added 3 or 4 diced habaneros to the pot along with a little garlic powder.

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the classic

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