McDonald's fails

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>>8666845

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>>8666871

>>8666871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kmVwS4Hw

>>8667927
WHY NOT PUT THE CHEESE ON THE HOT SIDE?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5CX_NCf8Ow

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The Deluxe line, which was an attempt to sort of offer a menu that appealed to a 'more mature/refined' audience.

The big commercial for one sandwich involved kids describing how gross & weird it was. I know what angle they were going for, but generally it isn't a good idea to make an ad that people might think is saying "You might not like this."

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>>8668011
>At the end of every McDonald's commercial, they say "Prices and participation may vary." I want to own a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. "Hi, can I have a quarter-pounder?" "No, you may not. We've got spaghetti and blankets! We are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children."

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I think it was bread

>>8668065
If you search for new menu items for a burger company how the fuck do you end up with spaghetti?!

>>8667961
that picture is pretty cute, i don't know if any of it is true but its nice marketing

>>8668078
Very much so. I remember the christmas my sister got this whole setup. They were made with bread, and you were supposed to "salt" them with cinnamon. I can't recall what the burgers were made of. Something mashed up with chocolate. For buns, you were supposed to use nilla wafers.

It wasn't long before we started using the fry maker to mangle play-doh and shit.

>>8668065
>>8668172
Let me guess: Philippines?

Looks like a copy of Jolibee

>>8666845
we had a McDonald's by the beach in Florida that served pizza. I remember people saying it was really good but this was back in the 90s. it was the only one in the area that served pizza.

>>8666845
I tried the BIG TASTY BACON when it was the new hot item here in Germany. It was shit.

Video related: The Big Tasty Expert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZoE3wYOYs

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I don't see the difference that the flipped bun makes

>>8667955
Because cheese tastes best when it's melting. Not already melted.
They don't use cheese anyway though. They use what I like to call 'American slices', or yellow plastic.

>>8668242
The cheese melts less into the toasted edges because they're less porous.
The open porous sides contact the mouth directly and don't get to sponge as much middle stuff.
It's weird.

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>>8667961
I had this when I visited New Zealand.
Genuinely, it was the nicest meal I've ever had at a McDonald's.

>>8668219
isn't he dead?

>>8667961
>KiwiBurger.. That's our fucker!
u wot

>>8668472
I dunno. Source?

>>8667934
I spent two minutes trying to figure out what "Pachicken McDo for joy" meant until I realized this is probably one of the foreign ones.

>>8666845

Fun fact: the original McPizza is still available in Pomeroy, Ohio. Not kidding. Look it up.

>>8667934

I unironically liked it. It lasted like three months here in Mexico.

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Obligatory tuna pie from Pattaya, Thailand.

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>They don't use cheese anyway though. They use what I like to call 'American slices', or yellow plastic.

How about mcdonalds wins?

Had a spicy one eurodollar burger in the czech republic. It had chili ketchup and no stupid cucumber

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>>8672354
doesn't look that bad desu

>>8666885
racist

>>8672466
Looks better than most pizza posted here besides go za

>>8667955
hired

I really miss the Angus burgers

>>8666845
What did they mean by this?

>>8667961
OI LOIK BIG WAIVES, CATHOLIC SHEILAS, AND BEETS ON MA BURGERS

>>8667961
>Beet on a burger

I just threw up in my mouth a little