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What did Jolt Cola taste like?

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What did Jolt Cola taste like?
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A coke that feels like a cup of coffe? Where can i buy this
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Like dollar store knock-off Pepsi with a decent caffeine high.
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>>8666162
This sums it up.
I used to fuck with the Jolt battery cans in high school since the 7/11 sold them 2/$2.
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cheap black coffee mixed with watered down pepsi
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>>8666157
Flat RC.
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>>8666174
What's with that stupid lid?
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>>8666227
Twist off lid, also gives it illusion of looking like a battery.
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>>8666157
Find out for yourself.

Bevmo still sells it if you don't mind glass bottles instead of cans.
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>>8666222
This

Although it wasn't really that flat. It was like rc but it had a slightly off taste as though someone had tried to make generic RC
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>>8666174
Always felt like a boss blowing the lid off a fresh one of these
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Like cola.
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>>8666157
garbage.
t. 90s teen.
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>>8666363
Yeah. It was way too sugary for me, though.

There's a reason it was nothing more than a meme drink that failed, OP.
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>>8666157
It tasted kind of watery from what I remember. I think they used the double-caffeine gimmick to try and paper over some major flaws and cost-cutting with their production methods.
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>>8666174
>I used to fuck with the
What the fuck does this even mean? Leave your subhuman nigspeak in twitter, please.
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>>8666227
It was so you could re-seal the top because they were 24 ounce cans which was meant to be two servings. One serving now, one later, stays fresh. Just like the large cans of Monster energy.
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>>8667609
>a meme drink
Why does this board attract so many retards?
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>>8667709
If you can't use context clues to figure out slang you're dumber than a nigger.
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>>8666157
Indeed many agree...It was like a bad store generic of RC cola, both more flat and watered down in flavor. Also if you know how caffeine pills burn your tongue and esophagus, then know Jolt was pretty caustic too. I think most would prefer a double serving of normal cola than Jolt.

Surge was the bad version of MtDew as well.
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>>8667887
>MtDew
>Mount Dew
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I thought jolt was pretty good tasting
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>>8666157
Tasted like flat pepsi or coke. Stuff was NOT good. But I guess if you wanted to stay awake and get beetus at the same time you could drink a bottle or two.
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molto buen
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>>8667609
It was widely available for 20 years and got pushed out of the market by the introduction of stronger heavily-caffeinated "energy" sodas like Rockstar and Monster
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>>8667887
>Surge was the bad version of MtDew as well.
TAKE THAT BACK
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>>8667715
Chris this reminds me when I was in the army we had this one guy that drank like 4 to 6 of these before noon every fucking day. The shitbag could never pass a PT test.
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>>8666157
Oh, so that's where that guy in my guild got his name from.
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>>8667709
No he's using the term literally. As in he put the can up his butt.
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Pepsi Max kind of tastes like Jolt.
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>>8666157
Why was did this always try to associate itself with gamers?
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>>8668310
Competing against Bawls
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>>8668215
What is funny is I spent 8 years active duty Infantry
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>>8668215
but the regular ones even say limit 3 per day

he probably has other addiction problems and monster were an available vice at the time
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>>8667736
I'm not a fucking primatologist, and honestly no one else wants to read that monkeyspeak on /ck/. Fuck off.
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>>8668215
>4 to 6 of these before noon every fucking day

That dude is gonna have some serious heart problems if he doesn't already
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Like coke but with a clear almost chemical edge to it with all the extra caffeine.

>he never had it in the original clear glass bottle in the 90's
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>>8667709
Are you fucking with me?
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>>8666222
>rc cola

Beat me to the punch trips would be most accurate

It would remind me most of an off brand cheap cola like rc which in some areas may have not beem am of brand but locally was and imo it does not stamd up to coke
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>>8666222
>flat RC

Bingo. Particularly the flat part.
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>>8666162
>>8666264
>>8667887
>>8668083
>>8668813
>>8670465

These are all correct. It tasted like one of the worst off-brand colas you ever tried, with a weird chemically taste to it. Really its only draw was high caffeine content.

It's still less offensive than the huge caffeine-product boom that was targeted towards gamers and IT workers in the 90s-00s. Fuck that shit, I buy one thing on a shitty website and they sent me catalog after catalog of "OMG BACON FLAVORED CAFFEINE ENEMAS, HOW L337"
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>>8666182
No.

>>8666222
This.

Not a very interesting flavor, which is probably most of why they don't make the shit anymore. People only really bought it for the novelty, and since we have decent energy drinks these days that actually taste good, like Monster in its many flavors, there's really no place in the market for a Coke knock-off with extra caffeine.
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>>8666174
My favorite flavor was blue I wish I tried the others before they went away
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>>8668327
what ever happened to Bawls?
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>>8668376
hello ESL
to fuck with, verb phrase - to use, to abuse, to mess (around) with
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When did Jolt quit being made? That stuff tasted like garbage.
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>>8670538
>Monster tastes better than Jolt
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>>8670581
Still around, I see that shit on sale at Trend Microcenter and fry's electronics. But then again the last time I went to either was down in Houston 6 years ago. You could probably still buy it online though. Thinkgeek used to sell it.
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>>8668376
If you think that you need to have a phd to figure out that sentence then you're dumber than a starved african nigger
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