Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee.

What are 'Excuses for unhealthy people with poor diet, inadequate exercise and bad sleep schedules to bitch about their inane frustrations in the morning', Alex

>>8664026
I hate addicts.

Why is caffeine addiction the only socially acceptable one?

>>8664147
Because it's not a drug anon. Alcohol, sugar and caffeine aren't drugs, everyone uses them! A REAL drug is something like weed, lsd, mushrooms, mdma and all the other disgusting chemicals people put into theirbodies.

>>8664026
Stannis isn't a degenerate that can't function without caffeine, though.

>>8664166
>burns his daughter
>not a degenerate

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>Tfw wife won't let me cum in her until she's had her morning coffee

>>8664147
Because you're not a threat to yourself and those around you when operating heavy machinery or a motor vehicle after consuming caffeine.

>>8664197
>wife won't let him cum in her till she has had something strong and black inside her

cuck

>>8664197
Anyone else imagining a couple in the act stirring cream into a coffey. Irritated looks on both faces. Her finger up in a hold on a moment gesture?

>tfw you consume 500+ mg of caffeine per day for years
>Still no withdrawal symptoms after several days without

My death will be sudden

>>8664166
yeah he's just a loser lmao. worst battle commander ever.

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>things you never hear tea people say because they are well adjusted, pleasant individuals
>also we don't drink coffee

>>8664337
yeah bro there's no way you're getting that much caffeine. get some tablets and pop 500mgs and you'll know i'm right.

>>8664311
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>>8664600
3 cans of canned cancer a day, 480mg

On the plus side, I'll likely die of liver disease before hypertension

>>8664160
Yeah drink that kool-aid up
Slurp it up little piggy
Slurp slurp

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>>8664616
Kys m8

Wait is consuming that much caffeine that bad?

I know a guy who drinks like a whole pitcher of tea then buys 4 of the biggest tea Starbucks have

>>8664841
It can be. Not only can you get addicted to it, too much caffeine can lead to kidney stones.

>>8664197
>anime pic
>wife
pick one

>>8665110
Dude that's manga, not anime.

>>8664197
you dont have a wife you stupid anime

>>8664244
>you're not a threat to yourself and those around you when operating heavy machinery or a motor vehicle after consuming caffeine.
You're not doing it right.

>>8664026
fucking subhumans

I fired a guy for pulling this shit, though it was just the last straw in a long line of fuck-ups

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>Tfw my wife won't let me have my morning coffee until she has come inside me

>>8665519

One cup of coffee doesn't affect me in any appreciable way.

Two cups and I feel absolutely terrible and while my body is still my soul is powering along at 100mph.

I react much better to alcohol than caffeine.

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>>8665546
Hot.

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>>8664291
Kekk

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>>8664616
What is happening here famalam t.bh fr >>8664616

>>8665538
>Implying you don't work as a bottom feeder and you're just lying in a Sanskrit runes board.

>>8664556
tea? like ginseng tea? that's full of caffeine?

>>8665759
Dog semen is also full of calories.

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee stout...

>>8664160
no, weed is a plant! it is natural and healthy and cures cancer!
>what about opium?
no that is bad and kill u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8664115
I hate trolls.

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>>8664616
The fuck did you drink

>>8664147

>implying

sugar addiction is a much bigger problem anon. at least coffee drinkers acknowledge they're drinking the beverage to get a drug fix (even though if they only say it in a meme "LOL GOTTA GET CAFFIENE" way), nobody ever talks about how dependent we are on sugar

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>>8664026
>tfw I love coffee but don't need it to wake up

>>8664160
This satirical post is most correct.

>>8664291
9.5/10

>>8664026
I wouldn't want to speak to people who take zero personal responsibility for who they are anyways.