What does /ck/ think of 4 loko? Also do you put a 5 hour energy

>>8662884
Tastes like the cloaca of a dead crow.

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>>8662897
I...so many questions.

>>8662897
>cloaca
ha
>>8662884
no, its p bad now. its hard to stomach if you want to drink it all night. just do some regular cocktails and ritalin rails

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4 loko gold is awesome, tastes like redbull. The new frost flavor was horrible, did anyone try blaze?

Also the new flavors are 14%

>>8662919
i hate the new flavors in ur picture but gold is pretty great

>>8662919
>4loco blaze it faggot

>>8662921
What dpes blaze tase like?

>>8662884
these are pretty good, just not on their own. You use them to make what I call a "Sidewalk Slam".

>get 1 can of this vile swill
>and a 40oz malt liquor beverage of your choosing
>drink the 40 down to the label
>funnel in the 4loko
>drink
>???????
>profit

Make sure you have some money set aside for bail too.

>>8662928
the blaze and frost both taste like previous flavors just a bit heavier taste. but blaze was better then frost

>>8662919
Buy an ad faggot

>>8662929
I saw this posted b4, I tried it and ended up asleep on my porch

>>8662884
I haven't found those anywhere in my country besides some chinese owned minimarket I visited once

>>8662929
I prefer brass monkeys with malt liquor and sunny D

>>8662919
yeah the gold is based, been meaning to try the new flavors but the guy at the gas station has been really shilling them super hard to me so I've just been sticking to the gold

>>8662884
4loko gold is pretty okay tasting and the extra abv is good because I've been a drunk for a long time. I'm not a fan of the sour apple one and the other day I saw a cinnamon flavored 14%abv one and it sounds disgusting.

The red and watermelon flavors are always okay if there is no gold.

I drink 4 of the golds a day on work days and about 6 of them on days off. My fiance bought me one of the new blaze ones and it's been sitting in the fridge untouched for almost 2 weeks now. Even when I run out of gold I still won't touch it. When I first wake up I mix a can of red bull in with the first can since they taste similar and are same color.

#gold4life

>>8662884
Never tried it but alcohol + caffeine gives me severe cramps and sometimes sleep paralysis.

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>>8663615
>4 cans on a work day

for fucks sake are you diabetes yet how the fuck do you drive

>>8665380
It takes an average of 2 full cans before it even starts kicking in now to where I feel anything from it. I just drink 1.5 in the morning with redbull to stop the shakes, then shower, get dressed, drive an hour to work and drive all day for work, come home, drink the other 2.5 while avoiding any food and chain smoking.

I thought this was an 18+ website?

Go shill somewhere else faggot

>>8665389
yeah alright that's cool and all but can you direct me to your gf who will buy these shits for me without getting pissy and complaining about my drinking/being dead in the floor for hours?

My Asian wife can take several beers and only get a lil tipsy, because she's a bitch. She wanted to try 4 loops because of some YouTube video. She was totally wasted on 2 cans. I did things to her butt that night.

Always wondered why this board and /k/ have the highest concentration of alcoholics.

>>8665634
>I did things to her butt that night
Isn't that considered rape?

>>8665641
Because /ck/ is populated by a shitload of /k/, and /k/ has issues.

>>8665634
*4 lokos
Auto correct...

Also, we both woke up sick. She puked a bunch. I was nauseated as fuck.

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>>8665660
yeah that's normal actually. I drink them a lot.
sore apple best flavor.

>>8665592
dude you can have her. She just sits on the couch staring at her phone when she's home. That's it. While screaming at every one.

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>>8665800
is she fat? who's she texting? does she do sex on you?

>>8665869
We don't have sex in over one year now. I posted in another thread last week about her. She just sits there screaming at me and her kids and won't fucking leave ever. She gets fatter by the day and eats everything and makes the kids personal frozen pizza and shit every day for dinner.

>>8665889
have you tried turning her off and back on again? does she at least have long hair?

>>8665889
why dont you break up with her? honestly you sound like a piece of shit as well but maybe yall feed into eachother

>>8665905
From the sounds of it, he's failing pretty bad at turning her on

>>8665889
Like, are you married to her? Are they your kids?

>>8662884
4 loco is shit.

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>>8665889
Wew

>>8665889
I enjoy your blogshit, but I think you're kind of a scumbag and you deserve someone as shitty as her.

>>8662884
got drunk with my bros on the sour apple ones, wrong choice flavorwise.

>>8665389
That sounds rough anon.

I hope you get the help you need.

I think they're gross based on black cherry.

>>8662884
Weren't they removed because they had harmful stuff in it?

I've drank 4lokos a couple times and I've never had alcohol give me a headache -while- I'm drinking it. Every time. I'm one of the lucky few that doesn't get hangovers but jesus christ I had like 2 cans and wanted to die half an hour in.

>>8667209

this is what bum-wine does to me. Wild Irish Rose, go directly to hangover, do not collect 200 dollars.

Four Loko isn't HORRIBLE to me, it's just not particularly pleasant, and it's syrupy as fuck. And it's overpriced relative to the alcohol content. I'd take a 40 of King Cobra or Old English ten times out of ten, for both drinkability and price.
Hell, gimme some Milwaukee's Best Ice. That shit is 6.9%abv now!

>>8667264
They sell for $1.98 here and 3 or 4 of them have 14% now.

>>8662884
I love it. It fucks you up in a special way even without the caffeine (after 2 or 3). Hangovers are absolutely brutal though

>>8662884
This is a kids or a bitch drink, people who can't drink real alcohol.

>>8667644
Bullshit mate, it's also a "I live in a shitty state where I can't buy liquor 24 hours but still want to get really fucked up past 10 pm" drink.

>>8662929
We did this with Loko and King Cobra, I remember it being called Hyper Viper

>>8667264
Mexcian joint we went to had unlimited margaritas. Never had such a hangover from pure sugar and shitty tequila.

>>8662884
Gives me a headache after drinking, like an hour after. It's like flavored Steel Reserve.

>>8662884
It'll fuck you right up

well I smoked three and a half four lokos sore apple last night before becoming the floor and waking up this morning not remembering I drove to del taco and Jack on the box and ate like 2000 cals of junk foo. god damnit this shit is decent

>>8662919
drink 3 of the blaze one night. Was never so sick in my life. And im a bit of an alcoholic... never again anon.

>>8665647
This guy knows

>>8662919
Drank the frost and it fucked me up bad. I was shirty blue for a day.
But I drink them on a budget since its 2 for $6 at my 711 to get fucked

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>>8665976
Saw this post and that fucken picture and I cant fucken stop laughing

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=UVu8BSnRHmI

>>8662884
just buy some well whiskey and grow up

>>8662929
dave? is that you? we used to call em sidewalk slammers too, didnt know it was a common thing

i like to pop gas station dick pills, drink 4 lokos and fuck strippers

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>>8662929
That will totally get you fucked up. I'm tempted to try this but I'm scared to

>>8662919
gold tasted like battery acid to me but damn did it get the job done

>>8662929
Keep seeing this posted but Im convinced it has to be a meme
I just can't imagine putting that in you

>>8662909
>ritalin rails
casual, why rail it when u can just swallow for similar effects?

>>8665389
just skip this bullshit and KYS faggot

>>8669455
Dumbass railing it gives you the high almost instantly. That's the point of railing anything. You can eat cocaine too (though it would numb your mouth and throat) and get high, but it would have to be digested first.

>>8665641
Well /ck/ is the board where alcohol threads belong so alcoholism threads are totally allowed here.

>>8663615
Did I post this comment last night or are you not me?

>>8669492
yeah i understand this, but why would you lay waste to your intranasal lining by railing a drug that is nearly as potent when swallowed. Would much rather rail coke or speed or anything other than prescription pills.

>>8669475
Why would I kill myself? I love my life. I live in the middle of no where and do whatever I want out here, two beautiful daughters, make around $90k a year which is way more than enough and I have plenty of time to kill and do whatever. If the bitch would leave the couch it would be nice though but I have to evict her according to law since she's lived on the couch so long

>>8669528
I am not you.

>>8669695
Oh okay. I drink several golds a day and have been for a couple years now and I've developed a cavity. What about you? How's your oral health?

>>8668722
>Gas station dick pills
Good 'ol Bing Bings. If you ever need to fuck your way out of a steel box

>>8669688
How beautiful is beautiful? To be fair most people think their shit doesn't stink. You got some pics? Otherwise they're little miss piggies.

>>8662919
Gold is amazing
>frost is good enough
>blaze is nasty

>>8662929
>>8667988
Tried the Cobra and Loko... everything was a blur an hour after.

Woke up had the worst stomach pains.
>I would do it again

>>8667651
This. Saved me last night at 2 am.

>>8669877
huh huh, huh huh huh, oral

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>>8669877