Joe Rogan's Breakfast

>>8661582

>fried eggs from my yard
>eating food you find laying on the ground

Lol what a pleb.

>>8661582
Looks pretty good except for that mess on the left

>watery eggs
>wasting gouda by covering it with mayo and jalapenos and habenero sauce
>no pepper on the eggs
turrible

>>8661582
dae get diahrea/gas from eating a shit ton of eggs? A few eggs im fine but if i try to eat 6 for gainz you dont wanna share a bathroom with me

>>8661582
Needs more sauteed onions

>>8661618
any sort of brotein in excess will make your shits and farts smell like death (it's only logical) but eggs are worse because hydrogen sulfide

>>8661641
Makes sense. I can GOMAD wo any trouble at all

His shits must be awful.

>>8661582
Disgusting...needs potatoes/bacon and more toast...toast needs to be toasted, I usually use some tortillas cooked on the burner, folded up to soak up egg yolks. Wrong hot sauce, jalapenos are gross, no black pepper.

Looks scrumptious af tbqh

>>8661582
Someone should re-create this for the /ck/ challenge.

>>8661582
We will witness a whole generation of "martial artists" dying relatively young from colon cancer, if they all are to follow such god-awful diets

>jalenenos

HA nice thanks guys i needed to go to the store for more bitters but i think i got enough for the next month from this thread

>>8661582
>mayo+eggs
>"sour" kraut
Is he memeing?

>>8661990
theres literally nothing wrong with eating eggs and hot peppers

fuck the mayo part tho

the problem is that a sandwich is supposed to be convenient to eat, what he made is totally labored and forced and will likely fall apart before he's done, he may as well eat with a knife and fork

>>8661582
Even if those eggs weren't cooked so poorly, it's too many to be enjoyable. Terrible distribution of ingredients.

The text is more appealing than the picture, by far.

I never understood how people fuck up sunny side up eggs so badly. Looks like he used butter and did it at too high of a temp.

@elyucateco_hotsauce

Fucking coasties

El Yucateco tastes like spicy Play-Doh

I miss eating eggs

>>8663251
why don't you eat them anymore?

Who else would take those six eggs, scramble then with the jalapenos, and make 2 nice egg sandwiches with mayo, jalapenos, gouda, and habanero sauce?

>>8662000
shut up joe

>>8662005
hes been a professional meme man before memes were memes

>>8661990
Tink itll have more to do with the abuse of performance enhancing drugs

>>8661582
2/10 egg job senpai

Why would you undercook an egg destined for a sandwich. That yolk is gonna get everywhere.

>>8661582
>sour kraut

>>8661611
thats oil

>>8663382
That's the plan...

>>8661592
it's pretty obvious he has an eggplant

where the fuck can you buy kimchi and saurkraut

>>8663411
haaa

>>8661582
Looks like what I eat daily.

>>8661582
I wouldn't eat that many eggs at once. I'd also have the sauerkraut on the side (on the fucking cheese? you animal), and wouldn't plate it like that at all.

>>8663294
I'm joe rogan and this is true

>>8663429
Any grocery store?

Ahh, the good old uncleaned cast iron pan. So you can have lovely brown eggs.

>>8661582
that is the most autistic sandwich i've ever seen

>>8665121
>i-it's the seasoning

>>8661582
Not only is he a huge fucking mark, he is shit at food to.

>>8665157
His name's Joe not Mark.

>he is
>to

Bellend.

>>8663411
>Eating the eggs that fell off the plant.
It's like he wants to be poisoned.

>>8663411
good one

>>8661582
>not a sandwich

>>8663411
i keked

>>8662005
>Is he memeing?
No, he's just a dimwit.

>>8665371
That's what happens when you are a pot head.

>>8661618

yes i do too. i think it's only when i eat a ton of yolks ? not sure.

this is super common. google returns a lot of results. we must have less of some enzyme or something

>>8661582
How do you turn eggs GRAY???

>>8661618
egg intolerance. It's pretty common. I can only eat 1 per day. Any more is a disaster.

>>8663411
lel'd way too hard

Eating more than 2 eggs a day is definitely not good for you.

>>8665382
And he's still more successful than you will ever be just DUDE WEEDing it up

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>>8663411
fuck I needed that laugh

>frying eggs in oil

>>8666552
Okay, Mom

>>8666565
Your mom knows best.

further proof that rogan is a retard

>>8661582
look at the size of that thing
that thing'll tear you to shreds
jamie can you pull that up?

>>8666586
>he prepares his food differently than I do so he's a retard
kys faggot

>>8663411

fufufufu

>Single disc of turkey
>Disc
>Not even proper fucking deli sliced
>That many jalapenos + hot sauce on what amounts to a piece of bread
>That many eggs
>Being that runny
>Again, not even on toast
This image screams "PLEASE RESPECT ME FOR BEING A MANLY MAN" so hard you might think it was coming from the author of a PUA book

>>8666600
That's Gouda, fuckin chef boy are dummy