English breakfast Good morning, laddies!

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Oi!

It's 5am, fuck off back to bed and come back at a reasonable hour. Only pedophiles and teachers get up at this time of day.

disgusting. where are the fruits and vegetables?

>>8659029
>>assuming I didn't go drinking all night and just returned home

Eggs and sardines
Olives and saltines
+ 1 Whole Tomato

what am I looking at.

>>8659046
Fucking lies, everyone knows you say "good morning" when you wake up, regardless of what time it actually is. You wouldn't have said it if you hadn't just woke up.

>>8659014
i mean goddamn i'd eat the shit out of that
i'm already a gigantic blob of american fat so hey
it'd be a good step away from my breakfast salads, man.

>>8659173
impeccable logic

>>8659014
shit tier fry up. no black pudding, toast, and tomato.

>only one sausage

>>8659589
don't like toast, black pudding is not available where I'm from and there's tomato in baked beans I guess :P

>>8659998
>black pudding is not available where I'm from
Where are you from?

>>8659014
Is that a fucking hotdog?

>>8659998
>black pudding is not available where I'm from
That's not an English breakfast then

>>8660162
*Full English

>>8660003
From the type of sausage and bacon, inability to get black pudding and ability to get baked beans, I'm certain op is a yank.

Are my Sherlock skills correct op or am I just a twat?

>>8660003
>>8660172
Nope, I'm from Switzerland

>>8660162
>>8660169
I never said it was full

>>8660132
No, just some sausage