What would you get?

>>8656971
Footlong with mustard and cup of coffee

>>8656971
All the cash in the register.
Also the closest 6 year old boy

>>8656971
Footlong chili cheese dog with tater tots and a strawberry shake.

>>8656971
Footlong with some relish and an ounce of meth if Jesse is hanging around.

>>8656971
why do they call it 1/2 of a long?
wouldn't that just be a short or regular?

File: doghouse.jpg (132KB, 1215x542px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1215x542px

Easier to read and much smaller to load.

Chile burger with cheese, large tater tots, root beer float.

>>8656971
>>8657019
Strawberry milkshake is my life

The chicken sandwich with lettuce and mayonnaise.

>cash only
fucking primitives

>>8657127
That makes no sense to me. The place has bars on the windows, which means there must be crime in the area. Why display "WE HAVE A LOT OF CASH IN HERE" like that?

>>8657019
foot long chili dog, with a small cheese fries

but what is a frito pie? and what is sierra mist?

>>8657140
Sierra mist is bootleg sprite, frito pie is a bag of fritos with chili and cheese dumped in it

>>8657145
>Sierra mist is bootleg sprite
ok and one medium sierra
>frito pie is a bag of fritos with chili and cheese dumped in it
okay that would be all then

If it doesn't say Vienna Beef: Chicago Style Hot Dogs then its not Kosher. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Those are the pork/chicken offal scrap hot dogs you get for 79 cents for a package of eight. They also have Pepsi products, not Coke, which is another red flag.
I guess Ill go with a double cheeseburger, and chili cheese fries, possibly onion rings if the chili looks shitty. Iced tea to drink. But still, this establishment is suspect in many ways, and the prices reflect the obvious lower class attraction.

>>8656971
Isn't the restaurant from Breaking Bad?

>>8656971
1/2 foot long chili cheese dog with a small order of potato chips and a medium root beer float.

>>8657134
Because it's a drug front, and anyone in the area knows not to fuck with them.

File: IMG_0377.jpg (32KB, 336x189px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 336x189px

>>8657215
>>8657246

File: historyOfChicagoDog.jpg (29KB, 492x336px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 492x336px

>>8656971
A hotdog with everything, if they ask what everything means walk away.

>>8656971
Footlong chili and cheese with mustard, and a medium strawberry shake.

>>8657215
Makes sense, those are New Mexican prices, plus they have both red and green chili, a definitive giveaway.

>>8657019
1/2 long chilli dog with cheese, and a strawberry shake.

>2010+7
>cash only

Chili burger with cheese
Foot long chili dog with cheese
Larger tater tots
Strawberry milkshake

Fuck now I really want this, guess it's not that far of a drive

>>8657019
Mustard dog and french fries with some mayo.

>>8656971
Footlong chili with cheese and some water. The chili dog is ostensibly their specialty, given its menu prominence, so it's a natch to try that first.

Is the chile burger a burger with various chile peppers? If so, I'll take that; if it's actually a chili burger, then give me a foot long chili dog. In either scenario, also give me a large fries.

>>8658503
At second glance, no credit cards accepted? Then cancel my order, I'll take my business elsewhere.

>>8656971
I usually get the first thing on the menu, it's what they're famous for

Corn dog, chili cheese fries, root beer float.

>Ham Burger
is this what I think it is?

Make me miss this place OP,
>live in NYC and can never, EVER get that good good New Mexican chiles and these dirt cheap prices for good cheap eats ever again.

Hold me lads

>>8657134
they don't want to pay for a payment processor

>>8656971
How's the batter on their corn dogs?

>>8656971
Judging by those bars on the windows, I'd be getting the hell outta that neighborhood

Christmas Frito pie with meat and a Diet Dr. Pepper.

>>8657127
>>8657134
Abq really sucks. like any shithole, if the buildings have bars on them, and there's an abandoned shopping cart you're in the wrong part of town. as for NM, just avoid this place. it's a shithole of a state

>>8657019
a simple ham burger !

>>8657690
Exactly this.

>>8657019
Foot long chili cheese dog with chili cheese fries and a chili cheese shake

File: pepsi dog.jpg (14KB, 295x348px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 295x348px

>>8657019
>>8656971
Chile Burger with cheese
Frito Pie with meat
Large Coke float

Have any of you even eaten there? It's fucking garbage. Sonic's chili surpasses this disgusting slop.

>>8656971
foot long chili dog with cheese
onion rings
large order of chili & cheese fries
large orange float
and a large chocolate shake

>all these one world government/mark of the beast/muh plastic/getting identity thieved/idiots bawwing about no plastic garbage that always crashes anyway, not knowing how to carry a 20 with them, yet getting angry at the employees when they're told card machines aren't working and act like big fucking idiotic children because they can't be asked to carry cash cause MUH PLASTIC

Why does nearly item on the menu come with cheese?
>America

>>8658765
>moving to a hellhole and leaving the best thing on this planet
Idiot.

>>8656971
total scam they dont even use real dachshound

>>8656971

Two foot long chili cheese dogs, and an order of tater tots...

I fuckin love tater tots...

>>8659798
Napolean?

>>8659800

Neeto dubs Dad?

>>8656971
The hot dog and a large diet pop