Weak sallads

>>8653472

>needing uniform shapes and small bites bc eatingz 2hard4u

Sperg.

i like sallid

>>8653478
Ops. Triggered the big boy bites guy.

Any salad that has more shit than greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, cheese or dressing is mediocre.

The best salad is arugula and spinach with a good vinaigrette and some ripe cherry tomatoes. Anything else is tryhard.

>>8653472
>he doesn't remove the seeds from his cucumber
>he doesn't remove the seeds from his tomato

>>8653535
That's what gives the flavor

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>>8653535
>removing the seeds
are you actually gay

>>8653472
>sallads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11YqXh_2js

>>8653472
Gotta get a mandolin. Mandoline? Whatever

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>>8654365
>removing the "seed"
>removing the euphemism for "semen"
>gay
>posts anime

yeah m8 he's the faggot here

>>8654531
>being this much of a baitposter

>>8653535
Get a load of this faggot

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>>8654377

Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?

[spoiler]Boggle?[/spoiler]

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>uses a bottled dressing

>>8653490
I agree with this. my family loves just assaulting a salad with cucumbers and tomatoes and bell peppers and mushrooms and shit and im like....pham, I'd prefer just lettuce over all this shit

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>no olive oil
>Any viscous sauce

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>pool of dressing in the bottom
>soggy croutons
>iceburg lettuce

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>>8653490

What about meats? Is a chicken caesar salad considered mediocre?

I once made a salad at some buffet that had miniature shrimps on it. Tasted pretty damn nice.

>>8653472
>weak salads
Double negative. Eat real food.

>>8655734
Poster is generalizing, the number of ingredients is about right, if not the ingredients themselves.

Chicken is hardly necessary on caesar salad for example.

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>order 10 buffalo wings
>the bone is shattered in one of them

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>>8655800

>order 10 buffalo wings
>count 11

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>>8655800
>order wings
>there are bones
Never returning to that shit show known as "Little Caesar's"

>>8655812
This is actually autism. Take note everyone, this WILL be on the test.

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>>8655812

>being a chicken tendie faggot

try not to milk too many dicks tonight

>>8655852
Do you even lift?

>>8653478
it's to increase surface area so it absorbs dressing better you sperg