Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

>>8651365
Looks like you wiped your ass with bread.

>>8651457
If your poo I'd that colour you have problems

Is*

Because I respect myself.

>>8651530
Lies

>>8651365
>Vegemite

What a fucking upside down clown.

Only 2? Try 10, OP.

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>>8651365
because I'm a loser and you're a moron.

that's why

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>>8651365

>>8651365

But I do, I also put crispy fried eggs on top of that.

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>>8652504
so this is how they got rid of the corpses in the wake of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4

>>8652305
This man gets it
Shout ya a large jar, mate.

>>8651365
>No strong cheese

How does one fuck up this badly?

>>8651365
>Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

That doesn't look like espresso and a cigarette to me, faggot.

>>8652825
>espresso
get a load of this fancylad, can't stand coffee because it's not European enough

I eat Marmite instead. I have nothing against Vegemite. I just so happen to have Marmite in my kitchen cupboard right now.

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>>8651365
But I am.

>>8652842
Noice m8 noice

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>>8653326
But Bovril is a drink.

>>8653520
Bovril spread is fantastic on toast.

>>8653539
I will try this as I drink Bovril, but if it's awful I will wear your face like a mask.

>>8653567
Just don't spread it thicc on your first time. See OP's pic? Spread it like that. Bovril can be overwhelming.

>>8653578
Standard Marmite procedure then. Do you butter your toast first?

>>8653591
Bovril is thin enough to be spread without butter, and butter doesn't improve the flavour, so I don't. Just use bovril, but if you want your toast to be a bit softer I guess you could use butter. Doesn't matter much.

>>8651365
Way too thin desu

>>8651365
why do you put so little on your toast op

>>8656185
Because vegemite is Australian liquid garbage, best consumed in as small amounts as possible.

>>8656192
get fucked amerifat

I'm salavating OP, I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow :)

>>8651365
Better as a simple snack.

I can thank /ck/ many, many years ago for introducing me to Vegemite and Marmite. I go through a bottle of each a year for myself. Amazing how little goes so far.

>>8651365
I was literally listening to a podcast about the original night stalker (east area rapist) this morning and he forced some little girl to eat a vegemite sandwich.


I swear to God, I thought to myself "I would rather be shot".


Look up the unresolved podcast on youtube. Poor kid