What in the actual fuck is this company?

>>8651364
Money talks,

the smores cookies are utter shit. try a samoa.

but you can buy knock off girl scout cookies at savalot or walmart. same shit. not hard to make cookies.

>>8651364
>'''cookies'''
they're inedible garbage, I wish there was a way to just give them a donation and get them out of my face, instead I have to throw out the cookies myself

The girls get a marketing badge for selling these things at a markup too. They're not even hiding it.

>>8651376
Idiot. Just hand them a $10.00 bill and close the door. Dumbass, no one eats that stale tasteless garbage anyway.

welcome to murrica

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>>8651375
My nigga

>>8651425
Obsessed

here's a tip:
Whatever cookies they sell you can buy much better versions at any grocery store for a third of the price.

>>8651364
Its a non-profit you fucking retard. You're basically making a charitable donation.

>>8651436
They are good cookies but a lot of snobs don't think so

I have a few different boxes, any idea what i should do with them?

the more important fact is the girlscout bakery is a subsidiary of keebler, and there is a keebler equivalent of all girl scout cookies made with the same recipe available all year round. Twice the amount for half the price

>>8651364
IMO it's worth the price. Sometimes I'll even give them a little more money for a little something extra. ;)

>>8651364
I don't know. I genuinely don't get why people go apeshit over thin mints like that. maybe it's a meme? the funny thing is that I've never seen an actual girl scout in my fucking life but everyone and their mom buys and talks up the cookies every year.

Thin Mints and Smores are lit
Fuck yall

>>8651364
Preying on the guilty thoughts of paedos.
Just tell them to fuck off unless you're trying to cure your conscience.

>tfw Americans buy cookies sold by little girls so they don't feel as bad about buying and eating disgusting unhealthy garbage that makes them fat
I'm definitely more shocked than obsessed at this point

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When you're a boy scout and you get to sell this glorious shit.

I haven't had it since I was a cub scout can anyone tell me their thoughts on it? I fear I may have been peddling garbage too.

>>8651364
Are they really $6 now? They were $4 last time I checked.

>>8651433
Why does the box day Samoas but the cookie is a caramel delite? Samoas aren't hexagons.

>>8653100
The boyscouts here sell bagged popcorn which is ridiculous expensive.

Like, $20 a bag for a mediocre flavored popcorn.

"mediocre" is 2017 numales "tips fedora". See it spammed everywhere a numale want to sound like an expert. It's easy, say "it's mediocre" then state your feelings. Nobody can't counter you you win! (on redddit at least)

>>8651433
Legit you can get the same cookie from Big Lots for way cheaper.

>>8651364
Obviously. Keebler is better and ~$2.50

>>8653100
The actual popcorn with the vegetable (((butter))) was really, really bad

The caramel and chocolate popcorns were fucking amazing, nobody from my troop wanted to participate because the prizes in florida were awful though

>>8653106
I paid $8 for two boxes last week, OP got hustled by some little girls

You arent paying for the quality or ingredients

You are paying to support girl scouts which teaches values and shit

>>8653443
"values and shit"
Look, dude. I was both a girl scout and a venture scout, which is an offshoot of the boy scouts that girls can join. I didn't learn shit in girl scouts besides that you don't do anything interesting there, and selling stuff nets a good profit for the organization that bores you to death. Venture scouts? Knot tying, sailing, camping, camp grilling, etc.

>>8652984

>lit

kys you'reself pham

>>8651364
Samoas are the only good ones, and you can get generic store brand at less than half the price year round.

I like the Samoas and Thin Mints.

Made a big mistake this year and got a box of Tagalongs. Do not recommend.

>>8651439
Non-profit means the company reinvests the money into itself i.e. sweet bonuses for the CEO you fucking retard

You can get off brand versions for so much cheaper

>>8653590
I agree, it just teaches little girls to become whores.
In my house we call them whore cookies.

>>8651364
>OMG Y DO MEN OBJECTIFY MEN IT'S SOOO SEXIST LIKE WTF
>Women proceed to encourage young girls to sell shit to people based on their looks
>>8653443
"Values" meaning absolutely nothing. Conservatives just scream this whenever they want to defend any of their idiotic practices or condemn those of people who aren't bible-thumping morons

>>8653711
objectify women**

Replying to the correct post edition

>>8651417
Good goy

My sister was a girl scout for pretty much all of her childhood, and I had to help sell them a few times. In general, I think the whole practice is kind of sketchy, and I don't support it. For the most part, people involved with the organization do it on a volunteer basis, and meeting spaces are also usually donated. To be a girl scout requires fees for uniforms and stuff that troops usually don't see. And selling cookies is mandatory, even though the girls selling them don't usually see much of a reward from it (except for maybe a discounted rate at camp if they sell a shitload). So, most of that money probably goes to executives. And the whole process involves teaching children to manipulate adults (the organization knows people only buy them because girls are cute, and they tell girls how to exploit that) and shill for things in a way that I'm not entirely comfortable with. Especially because I know that a lot of the girls doing the selling didn't really want to be doing it in the first place. A lot of girls in my sister's troop really hated this time of the year, because it meant spending their weekends standing outside of a store (sometimes in the cold) and uncomfortably asking adults for money.

And on top of that, they're really not worth the ridiculous price they go for now. It all seems too exploitative to me.

>trefoils and peanut butter

Try it

>girl scout cookies
>living in suburbia
wew lad. feels good to live in a city.

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>>8651436
>>8651375
>>8651461
>>8653662

WOW DUDE I BROWSE REDDIT TOO LOL SICK LIFE HACK

Holy fuck you people are dumbasses. Girl Scouts exists to foster camaraderie/respect between young girls, teach them valuable interpersonal skills, and the cookie sales provide funding for their activities and the humanitarian interests they represent/engage in.

>>8651372
Bullshit walks.

>>8653820
lol hate for reddit is on point

they're so cringeworthy and elitist.

>>8651364
There are also places that sell just plain cookies for much less.
But you don't get to fuck any girl scouts which is pretty lame.

>>8653821
You mean kike whore indoctrination?

>>8653820
>MUH REDDIT XDDD

>>8653913
What intelligent insight you have.

>>8653923
he's not wrong

>agrees just cos the guy has more charisma

>>8653821
t. little jenny

>>8653923
Girl Scouts are cheap babysitting for girl children for parents suspicious of males.

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>hi mister, im a little whore, do you want to buy my whore cookies?

>>8653821

t. Jessica

>>8653936
>teaches little girl children to be subservient and obedient and excel at certain activities for little cloth patches of little or no consequence.

Good goys, keep sending your little girls which we will train into the perfect little daughter sluts.

>>8653972
what the fuc

>>8653942
I swear you're both pedophiles

>>8654004
Girl scouts are a grooming organization

>>8654010
you're a grooming organization. you're literally accusing little girls of being whores

>>8654013
Learn some reading comprehension. I'm accusing the girl scouts of grooming them into being little whores.

There is a difference.

>>8654019
>hastily tries to explain himself

>>8654028
>Explain himself on an anonymous shitposting board
Whats wrong with being a pedophile, newfag?

>>8653130
wow you really feel strongly about that word

*tips fedora*

t. numale

>>8653113
The Carmel corn is the worst Carmel popcorn I've ever had the displeasure of eating

>>8654033
you just outed yourself you stupid piece of shit

>>8654056
But anon, I am you.

>>8654010
>grooming organization

More an indoctrination into the exclusive tribal nationalism constructed on the hypocritical "American values" of god, patriotism, exceptionalism and guns.

>>8654059
this

the other guy is just a pedophile trying to associate everything with his pedophilia

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>>8654059
and cookies, dont forget cookies.

>>8654060
>pedo
Man, when you say they are a grooming organization I mean that all the little girl scouts grow up to be sluts.But you stupid cucks went straight to pedophilia accusations. Good job.

>>8654071
kys pedo

>>8654088
Ok pedo

>>8654093
ok pedo

>>8654101
t.pedo

>>8654110
t. pedo

>>8653100
Fuck that. My son had to sell those and "meat sticks" did make me smile hearing him ask the moms if they want a meat stick

>>8654117
t. pedro

>>8654139
t. pedro

>>8654135
>Kek

Wait, so anyone who acknowledges that the girlscouts is teaching children to be whores is a pedo?
Nice work keeping the status quo going with shaming .

>>8651433
The keebler version is superior

>>8654291
I don't those people are pedo. I think they're retarded conspiracy theorists.

>>8651364
the cookies are kind of exclusive.

so you buy them for exclusive cookies, and how to teach girls how to market/deal with rejection and all the other lessons you learn from knocking on strangers doors and trying to sell them stuff.

i dont think of it as a hustle since im not being tricked or anything

>>8654382
You make it sound so innocuous
Its not.

>>8654386
Please explain.

>>8654401
Please read the whole thread.
The money goes to the execs and not camping.

>>8654413
Thank you I have been enlightened.

>>8654291
>Shaming
Go back to tumblr you fat fuck.

>make cookies for $0.25 a box
>have little girls sell the cookies for $6 a box
>give little girls $1 for every box they sell
>pocket $4.75 for every box sold

Yeah it's pretty fucked up. I would never buy that shit for any reason.

>>8651364
That company is Keebler btw.

>>8652982
Rgh

>>8653749
>And selling cookies is mandatory

This should be the biggest red flag right here.

>>8654528
>give little girls $1 for every box they sell
Do you have any evidence this actually happens? I don't remember my sister getting anything for selling cookies, except a badge, the possibility of reduced fees for camp, and maybe a few trinkets. She certainly didn't get any actual money for it.

>>8654627
To be more clear, it's not technically mandatory (no one makes anyone sell cookies, or penalizes them for not doing it), but the pressure from the troop leaders is so high that no one really refuses.

Be honest, how many girl scouts have you fucked? You fucking creeps.

>>8653820
WOW DUDE IM A FRIENDLESS AUTISTIC LOSER THAT SPENDS 60 DOLLARS ON COOKIES TOO SICK BRO XDDDD

>>8654316
cant they be both?

>>8651376
Mint thins and Samoas are ghod tier.

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>The cookies are not made from 100% real girl scouts

>>8653820
nice post dude! you TOTALLY showed them!

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>>8653711

What if they got thier moms to make real cookies instead of shitty ones

>>8651364
I was thinking about this recently. Genius move, the cookies are like a parasite on the GSA. Pretending to give valuable salesmanship skills when the girls really won't care or remember any of it, while making bank on a 100% cut of the sales.

>>8651364
It's BS that the gluten-free, toffee chip or whatever cookies are the only ones they have that use the sort of ingredients you would expect a real cookie to have and not a bunch of chemical garbage.

>>8651445
Give them to homeless people.

>>8653100
Boyscout popcorn is even more ridiculously overpriced than girl scout cookies. I bought the CHEAPEST option one time expecting it to be no more than $6 for a small box of popcorn - nope, $10 and it was the microwave garbage if I remember right.

>>8653100
>>8655708
Since I can't edit my comment... I remember now it was just a bag of popped corn. Totally not worth it.

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>>8651364
the company that makes GSC is a division of keebler, you can buy the popular varieties for half price.

These samoas were $2 at the grocery.

>getting lolis and shotas to shill your garbage in exchange for patches of cloth
How do we get in on this?

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>mfw favorite ice cream shop made tagalog ice cream

>>8656325
Yeah but there is no whore component in those, they are just shitty store bought cookies

>>8654088
>>8654093
>>8654101
>>8654110
>>8654117
>>8654139
>>8654157
What an incredibly insightful exchange of words
The internet is perhaps the greatest creation of our era

>>8656407
Her boyfriend looks like a real fucking weasel if you ax me

Fuck the girl scouts. It exploits little girls and stupid mothers into thinking they're doing something good for themselves and others when they're just lining greedy bitches pockets. Maybe if ALL the money they raised went to the girl scouts so they could do badass things, instead of giving 99% of it to bitchmade bitch bitch and leaving 1% for dollar store hotdogs and a camping trip to a free campground.

Girl Scout cookies teach important life lessons

The bitch whose dad runs the Kroger is going to space camp, you might as well not even bother.

>>8652864
Haha lol :D

>>8654716
>Friendless autistic loser
Y-you too? We can be friends..

>>8651433
I have a love-hate relationship with them. They taste great, but they disappear too quickly.

>>8653642
So much this. The United Way doesn't get its $300,000 salaries from Santa Claus. They take it out of the donations you send. Then they give the rest to other charities that give $100,000 salaries to their own executives.

One "nonprofit" a friend used to work for routinely spends 80% of its donations on the CEO. He owns the office park that he rents to the "nonprofit" at inflated rates. He gets a new Corvette every three years as his company provided vehicle. His appearance at news conferences is important to the "nonprofit" so he gets to go to Hong Kong twice a year to shop for new suits (along with his wife, who also has a no-show "job" at the "nonprofit"). He gets a substantial salary. His kids get paid for doing nothing.

20% gets spent on actual work. The rest all ends up in his pockets. He's a multimillionaire.

>>8653906
They're falling apart, fortunately. The CEO is fucked in the head and keeps doubling down on trying to destroy the God Emperor.

>>8651364
They didn't hustle. You're just stupid enough to pay six bucks for cookies.

>>8653642
>>8656950
You guys talk as if this is all non-profits. Are some non-profits scams? Sure. But they all publicly disclose their finances, so you're free to look it up for yourself. The United Way spends like 90% of its funds on its own programs.

>>8657004
Pretty much all non profits and ngos are horrible and you should never give money to them.

>>8654936
But they do offer gluten-free...

>>8655644
It's like the fundraising we *haad* to do in grade school.

>>8656407
What flavor is language?

>>8652982
They don't let them go to sex offender's houses silly.

>>8657465
Ur moms a sex offender

>>8653100
Any troop that would actually try to sell that shit was by and far a cuck troop. There are much better ways to fund raise than to sell mediocre popcorn

>>8653942
I shouldn't have laughed at this

>>8651364
2,3,1

IDK what your guys issues are but Girl Scouts was definitely a pretty cool experience for me. I was in a troop that would use their cooking selling money to raise money for trips and stuff. We did a couple of domestic trips and also even managed to go to England for one of them. Was pretty cool. Though we did only get like $1 for a $4 box so I will admit it was exploitive.

>>8657685
Whore

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>>8654658
>>give little girls $1 for every box they sell
>I don't remember my sister getting anything for selling cookies

Former Boy Scout here and I believe it's more than $1.00 (though not much) and it goes to the troop, not the individual Girl Scouts.

Back in my (late 70s) our Boy Scout troop sold fertilizer every spring and sold quite a bit, (most of a tractor trailer full) as most people are going to need weed & feed now that spring is on the way and we'd (that is, our dads) would deliver it right to their door.

>>8658231
That seems more respectable.
Were you ever buggered?

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>sold girl scout cookies for 12 years
>made tons of cash but mom could only access it for "troop events"
>eventually troop dwindles down to nothing
>mom gets a letter from the bank
>$1k is about to be taken away if we don't withdraw it
>she's the account holder since I was a kid when it was made
>she withdraws the money
>i never see it again

The most I got from years of labor was probably one fucking camping trip. Of the $6 box, the girls only get like 30 cents and all of that ends up in mommy's hands. Fuck girl scouts.

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>>8653309
>OP got hustled by some little girls

>>8658269
>weed 'n feed
>dump it on a grass that Monsanto, Bayer and Dow, through massive propaganda campaigns convinced 60's and 70's boomers was required for status in the white suburbs
>respectable

Yep, let's turn perfectly good vegetable plots into a toxic waste dump to support a chemical company aesthetic. Thanks for confirming amerilard "values," boy and girl scouts!

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>>8658345

If you don't put weed & feed down on the lawn, it'll become all dandelions and then all weeds after that.

>>8658386
You could grow almost all your fucking vegetables in that lot you lazy fuck. Not to mention the dandelions are a great food source.

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>>8658345
Fun fact: VX gas and Agent Orange were both originally "totally fine and safe for people"

Corporate shill logic holds that science can only produce good things and if you question the corporate shill you're some kind of superstitious luddite

Don't fall for it, you might as well argue that if you don't like having nuclear bombs dropped on you, it means you don't believe in radiation

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>>8658446
>gay new patterns
I wish I had a time machine just to go back to the 40s and 50s and listen to everyone call things gay

Many of the girls i knew as a child who were in gs ,later in life went on to get fucked right in the pussy by some lecherous chad.
Coincidence ?
I dont think so.

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What if they girls baked the cookies themselves instead of selling packaged chemical wafers?

>>8658462
Just go on Xbox Live and play CoD or Halo, you'll have the same experience.

>>8658824
Then they would be shit.

>>8653100
my troop made christmas wreathes, we never had enough materials to make enough for demand

>>8653820
anti-reddit shitposting is as bad as actual reddit shitposting DESU

>>8653906
>on point

back to twitter with you

>>8659459
>t. redditor

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>>8659468
>mfw I've literally never been to reddit

>>8659472
>le ebin fiverr nigger

wanna know how i know you migrated here from reddit in 2013 (at the very earliest)?

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>>8659479
>I saved something off the internet so I know you're a redditor

>>8659479
kys girlscout shill

>>8659485
kys reddit shill

>>8659372
Homade cookies are way better that storeboughten