Why aren't you eating the breakfast of champions?

how did you manage to burn the toast so specifically?

>>8647310
it's spreadable char

>>8647314
Like that shit in urns?!?

>>8647314
>op covering his toast with burnt grease scraped off his grill
>champion

>>8647316
that's ash, which is when you overcook your char

>>8647290
Just tried it today, not bad but I was hoping to have my mind blown with how much good I've heard of it

>>8647314
It's poop

>>8647323
Could I just add water to the ash and still get char, or are the essential oils gone?

>>8647336
you COULD, but it's best to add tallow. Getting the consistency right makes it a hassle, so most people just start again.

It's Vegemite you retards

>>8647348
I've heard Germans used to be terrible cooks.

>>8647361
Looks more like Marmite, faggot.

>>8647361
You must be so cultured

>>8647369
>Marmite
>Spread that thinly

Yeah, you sure know your spreads, genius

>>8647369
But it's not Marmite, it's Vegemite, faggot

>>8647396
>>8647406
Do you even bow to the queen? It's Marmite.

>>8647412
No, fuck the Queen. It's Vegemite, because I am OP and I'm the one who spread it on my toast

>>8647420
Best post that shit with a timestamp, you cunt.

>>8647438
Too late, I've already eaten it. I can post a pic of my Vegemite jar if it makes you feel any better, cunt

>>8647512
Why would I need a timestamp of an already debated pic, yes, the jar you daft cunt.

>>8647438
You don't believe that people eat vegemite?

>>8647577
Wat? Is this bogan logic?

>>8647617
I don't even know what a bogan is

>>8647642
you've entered an australian fight best get out while you can

>>8647577
becauce marmite is better than that shit that isnt even made in australia anymore

>>8647331
it's an acquired taste. It gets better

>>8647653
NZ Marmite is GOAT.
T. resident of best country

>>8647673
So you enjoy NZ Marmite but live in Norway?

>>8647683
>Norway
did you mean america?

>>8647685
A simple Google will give you the answer.
USA has too many stinky blacks and 3rd world cities.

>>8647683
I would love to live in Norway for the record but my town is just perfect and I'm afraid of change

>>8647653
Fuck off

Developed in Melbourne from brewers yeast in Vegemite became a favourite onAustralianbreakfast tables. Vegemite was originally Fred Walker Company, which became Kraft Walker Foods. It is now owned by US confectionary company Mondelēz International, but is still manufactured in Port Melbourne.

That info is now wrong because Bega cheese just recently bought Vegemite back off the seppos