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doritos and mountain dew

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Im making a Doritos cake (using ground up Doritos as flour) with a Mountain Dew Frosting.

I just reduced the soda down to a syrup I intend to mix with cream cheese and powdered sugar to make a frosting.

As for the cake, i'm trying to figure that out now. How could i possibly make this taste edible? Should i add cinnamon and make it a spice cake to throw off the nacho cheese?
the person who requested this is a fucking sadist.
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>>8645645
>not using flour

It's like you want to have a disgusting mess
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Well doritos are made of corn, so a cornbread cake with taco seasoning and reduced sugar would be a good place to start. You want the cake part to be salty and savory so it is complimented nicely by the super sweet frosting .

You could also opt for a "cooler ranch" variety where you add some ranch dressing seasoning to the cake batter.

Cinnamon would throw everything off.
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>>8645645
>(using ground up Doritos as flour)

also don't do this. they are far too oily.
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Sorry anons I added cinnamon and vanilla after all.
did add a little bit of flour, sugar, egg, baking powder, baking soda, oil, milk.

My cream cheese icing ended up looking like puss
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>>8645645
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>>8645821
Pls post photos
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>>8645645
that sounds so incredibly disgusing mate :>
At least make it a cake with doritos flavor, not the entire cake made of doritos, that's some trailerpark level of cusine right there.
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>>8645888
before the icing.
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>>8645645
https://youtu.be/Tv4w0zlQOaM
It was confusing.
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whats the next step in your master plan
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I hate when people don't take the fact that Doritos go stale pretty quickly into consideration.

Like the whole Doritos season
>Put crushed Doritos in a shaker

Yeah that's gonna go stale in a day.
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>>8646029
think i may trick house mate into eating a slice.
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>>8645645
>not understanding how flour works
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>>8645953
ohh yea baby keep em cumming
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>>8645755
Fucking culinary genius
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>>8646023
Holy shit I'm glad I've worked I'm customer service long enough that I'm no longer this fucking autistic
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>>8646023
Agh
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>>8646023
Out of sync
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>>8646023
i don't think /ck/ is your target audience
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>>8646023
I still hate your voice so much, it makes me want to punch you in the throat.
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You should have checked the ck booru. Pyewacket made doritos locos cupcakes for the ck challenge several years ago.
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>>8648606
>ck challenge several years ago.

tell me more
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