I read about this on Etsy. Apparently if you put 2 frozen eggs

I hate this fucking board

>>8634167
>increase your digestive system
It makes it larger?

i think you can go ahead and catch sarsaparilla you faggot

>>8634167
>temporary boost to speed, endurance and charisma

those are shit stats anyway. get and refund on those eggs and try to find something that boosts strength and dexterity.

Yeah.

/ck/ Coffee

+1 AG
+1 CH
+1 EN

War. War never changes.

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>>8634177
>he's not fatty

*places paw on chin and stares absently at the ceiling*
You know, you may be on to something.
*puts paw on hip and shakes tail*
I think I'll try it!

>>8634197
>str + dex boost
Don't listen to this anon. Just chug pre workouts with additional protein powder all day. Gives you Str + End boost, but drastically drops dex, which is useless unless you're the dps

>>8634214
OP here. I lick my hand and stick it in the tub of weigh protein and I lick it off for desserts.

>>8634167
>in your coffee every morning it'll increase your digestive system
>increase you digestive system
fucking wut?
also
>and charisma
lol, did you mean stamina?

>>8634214
what language is this?

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>>8634167
why do they have to be frozen? Wont two frozen eggs make your coffee cold? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>8634368
Coffee isn't supposed to be piping hot your suppose to chill it down with some ice cube let it sit out for 20min

I really like SAGE in the morning

>>8634382
Reminder that sage is not a downvote.

>>8634167
>thinking putting frozen eggs in your coffee is gunna give you +1 agi +1vit and +1chr
>>>/tg/

you could also just jizz in your coffee

>>8634197
>Telling people you leveled Dex

Fucking faggot

>jizz in coffee
>butter in coffee
>eggs in coffee

What's your prediction for the next "x in coffee" meme?
I say pepper.

>>8634176
I feel you.

I just want to talk recipes and cooking techniques.

But no.
>meme
>meme
>meme
>bait
>shitpost
>hate
>bait

>>8634197
>refund

>OP goes to Walmart
>I need my money back
>cashier looks down at ice tray
>gives him the money because Walmart employees are either stupid or don't give a fuck because they hate themselves
>OP also had gun on cashier
>takes refunded money and shops for something that boosts strength and dexterity
>buys $80 worth of kreatine and protien products
>stops browsing /ck/ and starts on /fit/
>still a /b/tard and /lbgt/ poster because OP is still a faggot

>>8634596
Welcome to 4chan. No topic-related board has any discussion. It's all shitposting.

t. /lit/

>>8634182
wow I didn't think they made sarsaparilla anymore

>>8634167
you made it op

http://slimetony.com/post/157880562357/peoplegettingreallymadatfood

>>8634167
>Temporary boost.
Man up and put frozen chicken in your coffee, that will give you permanent EN and STR boosts

>>8634815
only in Sioux City

>>8634167
I thought you were supposed to put butter in your coffee.

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>>8634167

>it will increase your digestive system
>increase
>your digestive system

>>8634596

mods fucked the whole board up by banning actual food related topic posts.

why would you spend time uploading food images and recipe walkthroughs when /alc/ and jack get 300 (yous) every 3 days

>>8634596
>I just want to talk recipes and cooking techniques.
>4chan
Laughing at your pathetic life

>>8634167
it'll take more than a +1 in charisma for me to aquire gf

Underrated post.
Can someone tell me what to eat so I can raise my INT ?

>>8634167
>being a momscience reading retard

>>8637255
brains

>>8634707
lit is filled with crazies

>>8637255
Int is a hard one
only the most patrician foods will raise your intellect, which is why the upper class is always at the top.

>>8634177
>>8634207

nope, it bloats your digestive system, through massive production of gas. Typical to salmonella poisoning.

>>8637255

sprinkles

>>8634358

minues 50 points for being a fuck.

>>8637255

doesnt seem like it would but max sugars = int your body converts basically any complex carb into int boost

>>8634167
Do Europeans really do this?

>>8637613

for maximum stats....

>>8634167
>increase your digestive system and give you a temporary boost to speed, endurance and charisma.
What, no curing cancer?!?

>>8634592
Actully that's pretty tasty
Mix a bit in with the dry coffee before you make a cup

>>8634197
If you are the dumb nigger in your party.

>>8637634
>hurrrrr eggs cure cancer!
Kill yourself literally

>>8638368
You need to improve your reading comprehension

>>8634177
It gives you the shits from food poisoning.

>>8634596
Im starting to study cookig and always hated /ck/. Im giving it another chance, but Im not used to the board culture, if I cook somethig and post photos of the prosses will people start to screech autisticaly or will I actually get cirtics and advice? Dont care how mich hate there is in any advice as long as there is an actual suggestion.

>>8638491
You need to read a fucking medical textbook if you think eggs can cure cancer.

If eggs cured cancer there wouldn't be any fucking oncology wards or hospitals treating cancer with anything but fucking eggs...
My mom has Stage IV brain cancer and hearing you spreading ignorant lies like this pisses me right the fuck off.
Think about how retarded you sound saying that. Prevents cancer? I highly fucking doubt it, but cures cancer? Fuck no!

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>>8639230
Go to r/cooking you mommyblogging faggot.

>>8639230
If you make a thread looking for criticism and advice you'll either be abandoned or flooded with bad criticism and shit posts. You need to make the thread with the mentality of just hanging out and shooting the shit with some autists. Also include pictures of your cat. Autists love cats.

>>8639239
I hate tripfags and namefags tho, and it would be no blog, just some pics about food, like >>8639258 suggested. You need to chill.

>>8639280
In that case you have my permission to make 1 (One) thread. Now begone before I change my mind.

>>8639280
You heard the boss, get outta here.

>>8634522
You mean /v/

>>8634591
GIANTS
G I A N T S
G I A N T S
BECOME
U N S T O P P A B L E

>tfw you spent all your skillpoints on charisma
>never goes out
Hold me bois

>>8639235
Again, reading comprehension.
And, maybe, also a medical textbook if you can't spot the [/sarcasm] that was a mile thick in this post >>8637634

>>8634167
Don't do this you'll break the level cap

>>8636223
/ck/ should have its own sticky

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>>8634167
I want to try this just to get my breakfast protein up a little, but would it be safe? Does freezing eggs kill the salmonella like cooking them sunny side?

>>8644769
Yes I always cost the outer shell with canola oil before I put them in the freezer.

>>8634167
americans are like the eggs I eat, they are fragile.

>>8634167
What the fuck. Were you on the Spells section of that site there are a lot of witches on that site