>British """cookies""""

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>>8633397

>American """gravy"""

>>8633397
That's a biscuit. America seems to waste the word biscuit on bread rolls, instead of using the English language correctly.

>>8633415
It's so good

>>8633437
>can't pronounce the letta "R" in a word unless it's not there.
>speaking English properly

>>8633397
Sure but why are you so obsessed?

>>8633397
>1.7g sugar

how can this even be a 'cookie' m8

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>>8633444
It sure as hell isn't gravy though.

>>8633448
It's a fucking cracker. Those stupid cunts call crackers cookies lmao. Sad!

>>8633450
Any non idiot will make it with sausage juices my brother. Only fags will not include meat and meat juice

>>8633453
>>8633448
It's a BISCUIT you cunts
>>8633437

>>8633450
It doesn't look like the delicious brown gravy we eat in Bongland because it's made with sausages and thickened with an uncooked white roux. I'm sure it tastes delicious, but you wouldn't want it on your Sunday roast.

>>8633445
>can't tell the difference between a biscuit and a cookie
>everyone is now jonathan ross
>getting shitty at people about their accent...
>on an image board

>>8633450
>made with meat juices
>thickened with flour
I'm curious as to how exactly you think sausage gravy is made

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this is a biscuit.

OPs pic is a sweetened cracker.

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And these are dinner rolls, not biscuits.

>>8633445
Big talk from a country that pronounces D as T. Or pronounces squirrel and mirror like they have brain damage.

>I saw a skwerl in the meeer!

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>>8633483
>>8633489
>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

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>English "muffins"

>waah waah a different country uses a different dialect and even though I know exactly what it means it makes me ANGERY, there can only be one way to say things and it has to be mine

Autism.

>>8633520
>t. Queen Elizabeth II

>>8633520
You're on the wrong website

>>8633504
It's skwer-ill and meer-er, you dumb chav.

>>8633504
>In America
>In restaurant with girl serving us
>Ask for a glass of water
>"A glass of what?"
>A glass of water
>"of what?"
>*sigh* a glass of wadder please.
>"Oh a glass of wadder sure!"

>>8633535
i bet you sounded like oliver twist when you did it

>>8633483
That's a nice scone.

>>8633535
Unless you were pronouncing it like 'waitor' there's no way the waitress didn't know what you were trying to say

>>8633654
It's not like anyone would make something up on the internet!

>>8633397

>Shitting on Rich Teas

You are the worst kind of cunt.

>>8633483

That's a scone you cunt.

>>8633717

Rich teas are absolute pleb tier and the only reason I'm defending them is because a fucking septic made fun of them.
The true patrician biscuit is either the HobNob or the Fig Roll.

>>8633840
consider this: garibaldis

>>8633806
Those chips aren't chips, they're still fries. Chips are much fatter and shorter.

>>8633927
Fires is only really used by US companies spreading over to the UK. I've never heard anyone refer to them as anything but chips. The McDonalds fries are sometimes called 'skinny chips' around where I live instead because they're so much thinner than our regular chips.

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>>8633806
You're doing it wrong

>>8633840
Ah fuck I love fig rolls

>>8633504
>he sees a squirrel when he looks in the mirror
Nigga you a squirrel

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>>8633840
>>8634032

Fig rolls are Beelzebub's own biscuit.

If it's not these, then it's not Bristol fashion.

>>8633397
Get off 4chan aaron

>>8634039
Whadever

>>8633397
Those are tea biscuits you goddamn heathen

>>8633840

>I'll throw out my worthless opinion temporarily on account of some meanie words on t'internet

State of you cunt. Fig rolls are for poofs and fat women, which are you?

>>8633483
Put some jam on that cunt and its ready to go