what food do old people eat?

butter-pecan ice cream, that's about it except for an occasional prune Danish

>>8629710
Microwaved eggs in a bowl, stirred with their fingers after they put in their suppository.

>>8629720
>butter-pecan ice cream
whats up with that, my grandpa eats that shit by the shovel full

>>8629710
You mean the ones who can't cook, or the ones who cook badly?

Non-cooks eat out a lot or buy prepackaged shit like frozen dinners, yogurt, and lots of fiber supplements.

Bad cooks basically make the same abominations as younger bad cooks, but either with a marked lack of seasoning (boiled meat, vegetables) or way too much salt. They also use a lot of fiber supplements.

Old people who are good cooks could be eating anything, really. They tend to die too soon. They also take a lot of fiber supplements.

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buffets
Specifically country cooking ones that charge crazy money for a buffet that's 90 percent bland vegetables

>>8629876
What the hell? So did my grandma. I hated when she got it.Fuck butter-pecan ice cream.

>>8629710
Prunes, white toast slathered in butter, roasted pumpkin and taters, lots of cheap cut roast meats, processed deli meat salad sandwiches on white bread

Why are old people obsessed with mcdonalds?

Canned vegetables, meat they've had in the freezer since Michael Jackson was still alive, and Necco wafers for dessert.

Liver and Onions.

I think all they eat is fast foot. Every time I go to taco bell or some other place it's packed with old people

>>8631149
Yup. Even though that shit is good.

>>8629710
>what food do old people eat?
>Grapenut ice cream
You said old people not black people. I've never seen an old person eat grapenut unless it's an old black person.

Duck fat

>>8629727
>Microwaved eggs in a bowl
I'll never understand why people do this. Scrambled eggs are one of the easiest things you can possibly do and in a short amount of time in a pan.

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Who /diabeticgrandma/ here?

>>8631621
>filename

Fool me twice, shame on me.

>>8631717
less mess, less dishes.

>>8631725
Barely. It also has a weird ass texture.

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They're like saltines. Except terrible.

my nan has a full english breakfast and a tangerine once a day and she's 86

>>8629710
>ginger snaps
>nilla wafers
>fig newtons

>>8629710
tangerines

>>8631922
fuckin seth rogan man

>>8629710
Rich old people continue eating the same expensive food.

It seems regular old people don't do that, though, from what I noticed.

economies

Werther's original

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Tapioca pudding.

>>8630331
You take that back. Butter pecan ice cream is delicious.

>>8629876
wtf mine too?

I personally also enjoy it to be honest
>tfw 27 old patrician tastebuds?

>>8631124
coupons anon

I work in a deli and we have three things that only the elderly order.

Olive Loaf
Pimento Loaf
Dutch Loaf

All three are disgusting and I hate even touching the shit.

>>8629710
my grandma used to eat a lot of sherbert because it doesn't have dairy
other than that, uh. oatmeal, prunes, some other third thing

eggs without the yolk. lean meats

>>8631723
>tfw grandma used to eat these all the time
>she died a decade ago

>>8631621
My grandma loves those cookies but then again, so do I.

worked at a retirement home lets see
>breakfast
>eggs, oatmeal, bacon, cream of wheat, prunes, prune juice, yogurt
>lunch
>cornbread, rolls, fish, burgers, spring rolls, soup, etc
>dinner
>spaghetti, stew, sometimes pizza, sausage, bunch of other shit but this is giving me ptsd
>dessert
>the most ridiculous cakes and cookies you can think up, ice cream

fucking jello
fuck old people, overgrown children

>>8629876
Oh shit me 2

>>8632469
Time for bed gramps

>>8634314
this makes me laugh because it's so fucking true

>>8631621
Yeah, total old people food, but still the shit.

>>8634314
>tfw you have 17 yo friend who buys these all the time

wtf

>>8629876
This flavor iced cream is great

>>8629710
Worked in a retirement home kitchen as a server. They ate generally more simple conservative foods like sandwiches, wraps, baked chicken and stuff like that. No matter what they ate, though, they always bitched about how bad it was.

>>8632451
>Tapioca pudding.

Is god tear. I wonder what peanut butter flavor would be like.

>>8632906
>the most ridiculous cakes and cookies you can think up, ice cream

Please tell me more:^).

>>8629710
Grapenuts Grapenuts

>>8634314
based werther's

>>8629710
>what food do old people eat?

My mom would cut up potatoes and tomatoes an put them both in a bowl, then nuke it.

>>8634653
How is shortbread old people food?

>>8635235
Shortbread is typically high-calorie & low-flavor.

That could also easily describe most depression-era foods, which is what a lot of old people are familiar with.

>>8635628
>low flavor

shortbread reeks of butter.

way too strong imo

>>8629710
puree

>>8631621
dat filename

>>8636003
i work in a shitty two star nursing home, let me fucking tell you,
the food they serve is really fucking bland, over cooked, dry, or just plain fucking disgusting to look at

>>8634314
I can't believe this took so fucking long to post

>>8636046
what do you do in your SNF? are you a nurse or therapist or something?

>>8636114
assistant (to the) dishwasher

rice pudding
frozen peas and carrots
chicken pot pie
tuna fish casserole
shepherd's pie
egg salad with way too much mayo

my grandma eats smoked salmon, cream cheese and capers on sourdough every morning

>>8629876
Came here to post that, must have been popular when our grandparents were younger or something. It's really good

>>8636484
looking forward to your inheritance, shlomo?