>not eating King Cake today

>>8629610
I'm not a New Orleans nigger so why would I?

>>8629616
You win, anon. We can't make you have fun.

>>8629622
go choke on a plastic miniature Jesus

OP claiming ID. I've actually never had one but I'm going to the store right now to get one.

>>8629629
Nothing you say will make your dad love you.

I'm broke had some paczski and some hot cross buns though and feel like imma puke

>>8629633
And repeating 3s means I'm doing the right thing

Is it a cinnamon roll with sugar on it?

It also looks gay AF senpai

>>8629705
I don't know. I'll report back after I get the cake. I'm not sure food has sexual preferences

I'm too busy eating paczkis

basically an improved cinnamon roll

I like the crunch of the sugar crystals and the icing is better. Even the shit tier publix ones are decent.

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>>8629645

>>8629716
if it starts having sex with you, that's the first sign

>>8629932
Also, food doesn't have a gender

>>8629946
SHIT you got me

That literally looks EXACTLY like my boyfriend's o-ring after a couple hours in a Mardi Gras or St. Patrick's Day glory hole.

We go to a local fag bar for festivities a few times a year and he gets me to die his ass and asshole area with food coloring. The boys go wild for it, makes me proud =)

Then I get to lick the "icing" off mmmmm boy

>>8629983
Sounds legit

Degen fgt kys pls

>>8629705
those are traditional mardi gras colors, that's why

>>8629928
>>>/r/eddit