Guess what I'm making /ck/?

Is it briyani?

>>8628311
Yeah, how'd you know?

Judging by that poverty stove something Mexican.

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>>8628313
T. Real Wizard

>>8628311

No

>>8628315
Believe it or not, there are places in this country where my "poverty stove" is all you get. Even the rich folk. But no, not Mexican, although you're close...

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And the answer is, POPCORN!

>>8628328

Truth be told, a wok is the greatest popcorn popper ever devised.

Besides melted butter, I like a little kosher salt, some fresh ground pepper, and maybe a little cayenne pepper.

>>8628328
You god damn son of a bitch

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>>8628339

>>8628342
I know, right?

A wok is the ultimate popcorn popper that no one outside of Asia knows about.

I discovered it because I was drunk and high and too lazy to find a pot. And it was the greatest discovery of my stoner years.

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Is popcorn popped on the stove any better than microwaved popcorn? It seems like the process wouldn't matter much.
t.unenlightened

>>8628384
Yes.

>>8628384
Yes, definitely, if your popcorn is good quality.

>>8628384
microwaved popcorn is cancer

stop eating it right now

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>>8628316
What do I do if I want to become a real wizard? I lost my virginity at age 23, I'm 26 now and haven't had sex since. Is there some kind of dark wizarding or perhaps warlock related option open to me still or am I screwed?